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▫ Sep 11 2006, 21:01 Post #141
QUOTE(ddd35)
I take your comments as a compliment , and you may be right  it might need a boost , in the day of there just being  4 0r 6 channels to watch on tv when I was growing up , we watched allot of mash , Vegas , waltons mountain , hawaii 5 0 , alice , rockford files , taxi ,  hogans heros , glligans island , most of these were way before  sienfeld , and those , remember guys im 40 , by the time most of these new ones were out , we finnally had a satellite dish out here in the sticks , so we watch , HBO , cinemax , showtown , stars , I was sick of reglar tv had been watching it for 20 yrs , so I didnt watch much of the shows you refer to ,  the only time I turn fox on now is when there is a nascar race on , or the bears are playing , this might help explain , My kids watch the simpsons when there mother doesnt catch them and make them shut it off , it might be funny , I havent wanted to find out  usually I can find something else to watch ....

I don't watch much TV either... especially sit coms, so I know where you're coming from. I'm more of a movie fan. You mention some great shows. Simpsons is just one that I like because I can relate to a lot of it... most people can, no matter their situation. I'll expound on that in a second. Other shows are all about driving a funny plot (or what they think is a funny plot). The simpsons has plot drivers, but they also usually have a B story and some great sight gags and current event digs... something most shows cannot afford because they are not animated.

Your wife is making a mistake by forbidding the kids to watch the Simpsons. Now if she's just saying no TV, then that's one thing. But the simpsons is not immoral... in fact it's more moral than most programs on TV these days. It encourages religion, culture, and respect for all men and women of all ages and capacities.

Bobaloo expounding: During the commentary for (i think) Streetcar named Marge, one of the commentators mentioned that he was watching an episode with his in-laws, his wife, and his children. there wre three generations wathcing the show and all were lauging. The interesting thing is that they all laughed usually at different parts. The point is, all three age brackets were able to relate to the show in their own way. It's a successful show because of it's fortunate ability to reach such a wide audience.

Okay. I'm done now. Two more sentences and this post will be too long for even bondi and Gnappy to read
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▫ Sep 11 2006, 21:07 Post #142
fair enough I may have to take the time to watch it sometime , movies I can watch over and over , i really like the old red dawn , and varsity blues to start with , there are many but to name a couple
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▫ Sep 11 2006, 21:11 Post #143
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fair enough I may have to take the time to watch it sometime ,   movies I can watch over and over , i really like the old red dawn , and varsity blues  to start with ,  there are many but to name a couple

both good movies. For some reason I really like varsity blues. Must have something to do with the hot broads. Something about whipped cream bikinis and stripper teachers really does it for me. totally even makes you forget that pansy assed Dawson is starring in it.
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▫ Sep 11 2006, 21:12 Post #144
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
I don't watch much TV either... especially sit coms, so I know where you're coming from.  I'm more of a movie fan.  You mention some great shows.  Simpsons is just one that I like because I can relate to a lot of it... most people can, no matter their situation.  I'll expound on that in a second.  Other shows are all about driving a funny plot (or what they think is a funny plot).  The simpsons has plot drivers, but they also usually have a B story and some great sight gags and current event digs... something most shows cannot afford because they are not animated.

Your wife is making a mistake by forbidding the kids to watch the Simpsons.  Now if she's just saying no TV, then that's one thing.  But the simpsons is not immoral... in fact it's more moral than most programs on TV these days.  It encourages religion, culture, and respect for all men and women of all ages and capacities.

Bobaloo expounding: During the commentary for (i think) Streetcar named Marge, one of the commentators mentioned that he was watching an episode with his in-laws, his wife, and his children.  there wre three generations wathcing the show and all were lauging.  The interesting thing is that they all laughed usually at different parts.  The point is, all three age brackets were able to relate to the show in their own way.  It's a successful show because of it's fortunate ability to reach such a wide audience. 

Okay.  I'm done now.  Two more sentences and this post will be too long for even bondi and Gnappy to read


wow, deep.

My wife always says she doesn't want to watch simpsons, yet every time she watches she laughs her ass off too.
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▫ Sep 11 2006, 21:16 Post #145
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
both good movies.  For some reason I really like varsity blues.  Must have something to do with the hot broads.  Something about whipped cream bikinis and stripper teachers really does it for me.  totally even makes you forget that pansy assed Dawson is starring in it.

well the stripper teacher ROCKS , but I can relate to the story of the underdog now being in the star quarter back position , our hometown football coach is the same way . WIN at all costs .
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▫ Sep 11 2006, 21:29 Post #146
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well the stripper teacher ROCKS ,  but I can relate to the story of the underdog now being in the star  quarter back position , our hometown  football coach is the same way . WIN at all costs .

Must be true. I hear the Bradley football team is still undefeated!!! :lol:
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▫ Sep 13 2006, 08:29 Post #147
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
:o

have you ever given one a chance.  I'm not saying all cartoons are great, but the simpsons is very clever and way funnier and entertaining than 95% of prime time comedy shows that are out now.  If you combined Taxi, Seinfield, the simpsons, Cheers, and 3d: accepting your gay self, you would have the funniest fall lineup of all time.


Agreed! Simpsons started its first season, maybe also season 2 as a kids show but it has evolved and the sattire, the comedy the derive from current events is unmatched. In years from now, TV history will be talking about the Simpsons as the greatest ever television program!

Also Seinfeld is the greatest sitcom ever! If Seinfeld was never made there would have been no Friends, No Everybody Loves Raymond etc

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umm, weren't they like 1 then?  :blink:
wow, and i thought bondi was the resident pedophile...


A tag I am happy to get rid off :P
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▫ Sep 13 2006, 15:22 Post #148
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Also Seinfeld is the greatest sitcom ever! If Seinfeld was never made there would have been no Friends, No Everybody Loves Raymond etc
A tag I am happy to get rid off :P


I remember as a kid, seeing Jerry Seinfeld on Letterman and thinking this is the funniest guy ever. Then he was on again and said he was coming out with a new sitcom, which I thought was the best idea ever and I watched it from the very begining. I always told people, ya gotta check this show out, it's great! And they would respond with a "Seinfeld, who the hell is Seinfel?" The first few seasons didn't even get that great of ratings. I think it wasn't until it went into syndication did the popularity of the new episodes skyrocket.
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▫ Sep 13 2006, 15:38 Post #149
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I remember as a kid, seeing Jerry Seinfeld on Letterman and thinking this is the funniest guy ever. Then he was on again and said he was coming out with a new sitcom, which I thought was the best idea ever and I watched it from the very begining. I always told people, ya gotta check this show out, it's great! And they would respond with a "Seinfeld, who the hell is Seinfel?" The first few seasons didn't even get that great of ratings. I think it wasn't until it went into syndication did the popularity of the new episodes skyrocket.

I loved the show. We used to talk about the thursday evening's new episode every Friday in the work lunchroom. We woudl laugh our asses off just rehashing the shows. My dad loved the show too. but he still can't get the name right. calls him <stine - feeld>
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▫ Sep 13 2006, 19:51 Post #150
QUOTE(bondiguy)
A tag I am happy to get rid off :P


i guess that makes you "pedophile emeritus" then...

classy :lol:
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▫ Sep 14 2006, 04:52 Post #151
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Wash your mouth out with soap!!!!
Abso didly utely

stfu Flanders.... :P

lol
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▫ Sep 14 2006, 08:55 Post #152
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
I loved the show.  We used to talk about the thursday evening's new episode every Friday in the work lunchroom.  We woudl laugh our asses off just rehashing the shows.  My dad loved the show too.  but he still can't get the name right.  calls him <stine - feeld>


Spotted.... I think (not as good with Seinfeld as Simpsons)

It created the original "water cooler" effect
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▫ Sep 14 2006, 11:11 Post #153
Id much rather watch Denny Crane
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▫ Sep 14 2006, 12:23 Post #154
who the fuck is denny crane???
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▫ Sep 14 2006, 15:38 Post #155
QUOTE(ddd35)
Id much rather watch Denny Crane


That's OK, I'd rather watch Sybil Danning :thumbup:
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▫ Sep 14 2006, 16:30 Post #156
QUOTE(bondiguy)
who the fuck is denny crane???

William shatner plays him in the Hit Tv serious , BOSTON LEGAL , hes a senial old attorney that gets all kinds of pussy ... its only been on for 1 season you probably wont get it down under till next season ...
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▫ Sep 14 2006, 16:34 Post #157
QUOTE(ddd35)
William shatner plays him in the Hit Tv serious ,  BOSTON LEGAL , hes a senial old  attorney that gets all kinds of pussy ... its only been on for 1 season you probably wont get it down under till  next season ...


you----MEAN----Cap--tainKIRK? :P
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▫ Sep 14 2006, 16:35 Post #158
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you----MEAN----Cap--tainKIRK?  :P

At one time yes
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▫ Sep 14 2006, 18:27 Post #159
QUOTE(Gnappster)
you----MEAN----Cap--tainKIRK?  :P

I saw/heard an something a parody clip of Star Trek, like 24 or something. They were all old and stuff. Scotty was like, I don't have the power...to get out of this wheel chair. Maybe it was on you tube, I just can't remember. It's on the tip of my brain, I just can't reach it.
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▫ Sep 14 2006, 19:12 Post #160
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
I saw/heard an something a parody clip of Star Trek, like 24 or something.  They were all old and stuff.  Scotty was like, I don't have the power...to get out of this wheel chair.  Maybe it was on you tube, I just can't remember.  It's on the tip of my brain, I just can't reach it.


I remember it too. It was on Hilarious House of Frightenstein I think.

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