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Double D's
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▫ Sep 8 2005, 20:20 Post #21
no "piss takin" here juicy... but you can have something else if you want :suckadick:
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▫ Sep 8 2005, 20:21 Post #22
QUOTE(jrock8)
no "piss takin" here juicy... but you can have something else if you want  :suckadick:

:drama:

also....flowers work if your girl is pist and feels like the world is against her those are the things that I like and mean more than most things B)
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Double D's
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▫ Sep 8 2005, 21:35 Post #23
lol...whos to say i have a technique? remember..one time boy over here... :P i hardly had time to figure out what the fuck i was doing! rofl
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Melon Master
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▫ Sep 8 2005, 21:40 Post #24
QUOTE(Narazbad)
lol...whos to say i have a technique? remember..one time boy over here... :P i hardly had time to figure out what the fuck i was doing! rofl


and by that time it was over ;)
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▫ Sep 8 2005, 21:41 Post #25
aww, naraz, you didn't mention your one time was with gnapp... i hope he was gentle at least... :haha:
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▫ Sep 8 2005, 21:47 Post #26
QUOTE(jrock8)
aww, naraz, you didn't mention your one time was with gnapp... i hope he was gentle at least...  :haha:


fuck no, i didn't even have the common courtesy to give him a reach around. :o
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▫ Sep 8 2005, 21:51 Post #27
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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▫ Sep 8 2005, 22:13 Post #28
damnit J, you had to bring that up didnt you! i had blocked that trauma out of my mind!! *bawls*
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▫ Sep 9 2005, 06:11 Post #29
alright, so i was reading the "girls who squirt" thread and thought that it seemed like the ultimate thing to be able to get a girl to do...

so, since it seems to fit well w/this thread, from those women that are able to do it, how do you need to be stimulated for it to happen? does it only happen during oral/fingering, or also through sex? does the build-up to it feel different than for a normal orgasm so she'll know what to feel for?
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▫ Sep 9 2005, 15:40 Post #30
well i'm a dude, but I can give some advice on how to get your girl to squirt, or how to do it if you are a female.

last night, my lady opened the floodgates, so to speak. so try this method if you're looking to make your lady cum really hard.
prop her butt up with some pillows or get her to arch her hips in the air, so that when you're fucking her you're nailing her g-spot each thrust(if you don't know what a g-spot is or where to find it, google it). At the same time rub her clit, or she can do it or use a vibrator or whatever. Do this long and hard enuff and she bound to squirt like a geyser. But every person's different so experiment lol.
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▫ Sep 9 2005, 17:21 Post #31
QUOTE(Gnappster)
if you don't know what a g-spot is or where to find it, google it


apparently it's in the middle of north dakota... who knew? i guess that's why it's so hard to find :lol:
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▫ Sep 9 2005, 17:32 Post #32
QUOTE(jrock8)
apparently it's in the middle of north dakota... who knew?  i guess that's why it's so hard to find  :lol:


well that explains SOME of your problems :wink:
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▫ Sep 9 2005, 17:34 Post #33
QUOTE(jrock8)
alright, so i was reading the "girls who squirt" thread and thought that it seemed like the ultimate thing to be able to get a girl to do...

so, since it seems to fit well w/this thread, from those women that are able to do it, how do you need to be stimulated for it to happen?  does it only happen during oral/fingering, or also through sex?  does the build-up to it feel different than for a normal orgasm so she'll know what to feel for?


QUOTE(Gnappster)
well i'm a dude, but I can give some advice on how to get your girl to squirt, or how to do it if you are a female.

last night, my lady opened the floodgates, so to speak. so try this method if you're looking to make your lady cum really hard.
prop her butt up with some pillows or get her to arch her hips in the air, so that when you're fucking her you're nailing her g-spot each thrust(if you don't know what a g-spot is or where to find it, google it). At the same time rub her clit, or she can do it or use a vibrator or whatever. Do this long and hard enuff and she bound to squirt like a geyser. But every person's different so experiment lol.


I gotta agree with the gnappster... I can make myself squirt by shoving one of these babies in me while using a vibrator to rub my clit! Works like a charm! :2thumbsup:
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▫ Sep 9 2005, 17:35 Post #34
QUOTE(FORAGOODTIME)
I gotta agree with the gnappster... I can make myself squirt by shoving one of these babies in me while using a vibrator to rub my clit!  Works like a charm!  :2thumbsup:


uhh what IS that?
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▫ Sep 9 2005, 17:37 Post #35
QUOTE(Gnappster)
uhh what IS that?


They call them "eggs", some come with a tail like that and some are just smooooth!
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▫ Sep 9 2005, 17:38 Post #36
what's the black part? battery pack? does the thing vibrate, inflate, or what? and how big is it?
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▫ Sep 9 2005, 17:42 Post #37
QUOTE(jrock8)
what's the black part?  battery pack?  does the thing vibrate, inflate, or what?   and how big is it?


OK..OK..OK.... The black part holds the batteries... there is a cord (wouldn't want to lose it! lol :P ). The thing vibrates and the little tail is great!
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▫ Sep 9 2005, 17:47 Post #38
hmm, sounds like it could be fun...

now, for everyone that doesn't have one of those... if you're relying on, say, your good ole' fingers to stimulate her g-spot, what kind of pressure do you need to use? i've read some stuff that says standard stimulation (like when you rub her clit) simply isn't hard enough... also, how much stimulation/length of time does it usually take for one of these orgasms to build? same as for clitoral ones, more, less, varies?... thoughts? :unsure:
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▫ Sep 9 2005, 17:56 Post #39
QUOTE(jrock8)
hmm, sounds like it could be fun...
now, for everyone that doesn't have one of those... if you're relying on, say, your good ole' fingers to stimulate her g-spot, what kind of pressure do you need to use?  i've read some stuff that says standard stimulation (like when you rub her clit) simply isn't hard enough...  also, how much stimulation/length of time does it usually take for one of these orgasms to build?  same as for clitoral ones, more, less, varies?...  thoughts?  :unsure:


Every one is different, the first time it happened to me I was 17 years old didn't have a clue as to what just happened... we were just having "straight-up sex" when I thought I pissed myself or something! :lol: My "much more expercienced" partner explained to me what happened. I think the g-spot is the key, once you find it, bang away baby! :banana2: As far as length of time and how much stimulation.... again everyone is different.
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▫ Sep 9 2005, 18:05 Post #40
yeah the g-spot is the key me thinks, hence, propping up her butt so that you're rubbing it while plugging away. I would tend to think you should have sex from every which way so she is good and warmed up then finish in the manner stated previous. Gotta make sure you stimulate the clit though, or you may never get her there.
Sometimes it only takes a couple minutes but everyone is different.

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