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▫ Aug 23 2006, 20:50 Post #81
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Oh don't let it go to ur head.... I have a cold and haven't left the house this weekend... couple that with the fact I am a board whore... I'd post after ANYONE

i love coming back over and over to this bondi slip-statement. its not like u bondi, to leave yourself this open.
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▫ Aug 23 2006, 20:55 Post #82
QUOTE(boanna)
i love coming back over and over to this bondi slip-statement. its not like u bondi, to leave yourself this open.

Bondi leaves himself open in front of all types of boys. We straight people try to ignore it as best possible.
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▫ Aug 23 2006, 21:08 Post #83
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Bondi leaves himself open in front of all types of boys.  We straight people try to ignore it as best possible.

hes on the "other" side of the world, u know, the wrong side, probably sleeping right now. i should dig up all his "bent- over- pants- down- ready- to- take- it- like- a- circus- pony" posts and start a thread with them. Open season for a bondi hunt! no draw required! what a nice surprise for him with his morning coffee! i thought he was leaving? he will never leave. we could all suffer for it, but instead, i take a positive approach to mr. god- like- smartypants....set him up, then use him!
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▫ Aug 23 2006, 21:12 Post #84
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Bondi leaves himself open in front of all types of boys.  We straight people try to ignore it as best possible.


I thought it was prepubescent girls he had a penchant for.

QUOTE(boanna)
hes on the "other" side of the world, u know, the wrong side, probably sleeping right now. i should dig up all his "bent- over- pants- down- ready- to- take- it- like- a- circus- pony" posts and start a thread with them.  Open season for a bondi hunt! no draw required!  what a nice surprise for him with his morning coffee! i thought he was leaving? he will never leave. we could all suffer for it, but instead, i take a positive approach to mr. god- like- smartypants....set him up, then use him!


will this thread contain pics of your boobs? :o
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▫ Aug 23 2006, 21:17 Post #85
QUOTE(Gnappster)
I thought it was prepubescent girls he had a penchant for. 
will this thread contain pics of your boobs?  :o

of course, i never break the rules!
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▫ Aug 23 2006, 21:45 Post #86
QUOTE(boanna)
so what should we do this week?


fuck? seems like a simple plan to me :)
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▫ Aug 23 2006, 22:17 Post #87
QUOTE(Gnappster)
I thought it was prepubescent girls he had a penchant for. 

Well, yes, that's true. But I'm sure that doesn't compare to prepubescent boys dressed like girls. I bet that would really rev his motor

QUOTE(Gnappster)
will this thread contain pics of your boobs?  :o

Well done :thumbup:
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▫ Aug 24 2006, 11:56 Post #88
QUOTE(boanna)
:)

me too!

(bam?)

:lol:


Good BAM use

QUOTE(boanna)
i love coming back over and over to this bondi slip-statement. its not like u bondi, to leave yourself this open.


Im usually high and or drunk so I read over my posts the next day and go, :fuck, did I say that?"

QUOTE(boanna)
hes on the "other" side of the world, u know, the wrong side, probably sleeping right now. i should dig up all his "bent- over- pants- down- ready- to- take- it- like- a- circus- pony" posts and start a thread with them.  Open season for a bondi hunt! no draw required!  what a nice surprise for him with his morning coffee! i thought he was leaving? he will never leave. we could all suffer for it, but instead, i take a positive approach to mr. god- like- smartypants....set him up, then use him!


ouch!
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▫ Aug 24 2006, 14:15 Post #89
QUOTE(boanna)
hes on the "other" side of the world, u know, the wrong side, probably sleeping right now. i should dig up all his "bent- over- pants- down- ready- to- take- it- like- a- circus- pony" posts and start a thread with them.  Open season for a bondi hunt! no draw required!  what a nice surprise for him with his morning coffee! i thought he was leaving? he will never leave. we could all suffer for it, but instead, i take a positive approach to mr. god- like- smartypants....set him up, then use him!


boanna...

he's got over 6000 posts. wouldn't it just be easier to find the ones that DON'T fit into that category? :blink: :nahnah:
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▫ Aug 25 2006, 06:12 Post #90
QUOTE(jrock8)
boanna...

he's got over 6000 posts.  wouldn't it just be easier to find the ones that DON'T fit into that category?  :blink:   :nahnah:


To be fair I had some good stuff around December 05 :P
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▫ Aug 25 2006, 11:06 Post #91
:flashboobs:
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▫ Aug 26 2006, 00:12 Post #92
QUOTE(ddd35)
:flashboobs:

:huh:
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▫ Aug 27 2006, 08:19 Post #93
QUOTE(belicked6924)
:huh:

:unsure:
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▫ Aug 27 2006, 11:44 Post #94
oh no... evade has logged as 3 different members :blink:
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▫ Aug 28 2006, 18:03 Post #95
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Good BAM use
Im usually high and or drunk so I read over my posts the next day and go, :fuck, did I say that?"
ouch!


well, you're a fun target, easy to pick on, cause you bend over and take it like a man! but you don't squeal like a pig too often :lol: and i never know what kind of response you'll make. it's like christmas morn...looking at bondi response posts. "is he gonna get pissed or ignore it all together....dang! neither! he just critiques his own punishment...."

1881, Goodnight Texas, Bondi Hanging, Noon

...as the lady with big hooters slips the rope over his neck she yells back at him "don't tell me how to do my job! the ropes NOT too lose!"

bondi's last words..."if you felt it from my end, you'd realize I am completely correct".
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▫ Aug 28 2006, 18:06 Post #96
uh-oh... it looks like boanna got into bondi's stash :pimpers: :blink:

:nahnah:
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▫ Aug 28 2006, 18:12 Post #97
QUOTE(jrock8)
uh-oh... it looks like boanna got into bondi's stash  :pimpers:   :blink:

:nahnah:

no, its not even noon yet! :lol:
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▫ Aug 28 2006, 18:13 Post #98
QUOTE(jrock8)
uh-oh... it looks like boanna got into bondi's stash  :pimpers:   :blink:

:nahnah:

ITS FROM LACK OF SEX!!!! It fogs the mind.
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▫ Aug 28 2006, 18:16 Post #99
QUOTE(boanna)
ITS FROM LACK OF SEX!!!!    It fogs the mind.


well it can't be b/c YOU aren't in the mood... wtf is going on over there??!!
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▫ Aug 28 2006, 18:28 Post #100
QUOTE(boanna)
ITS FROM LACK OF SEX!!!!    It fogs the mind.


that's a crime against humanity!

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