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Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Sep 11 2005, 04:17 Post #41

QUOTE(sussed2)

Yeah, like you need practice wise guy!!!!

haha well you can't blame a guy for trying... but like someone said practice makes perfect. Its aways good to get another viewpoint on things! haha

Juicy- nice tips hun, I also like several positions in one session and I keep my personal hygiene at a maximum level at all times!

Double D's

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▫ Sep 14 2005, 09:40 Post #42

QUOTE(bondiguy)

haha well you can't blame a guy for trying... but like someone said practice makes perfect. Its aways good to get another viewpoint on things! haha

Juicy- nice tips hun, I also like several positions in one session and I keep my personal hygiene at a maximum level at all times!

I never doubted you hun...but I am sure not all men are like you!

Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Sep 15 2005, 06:58 Post #43

QUOTE(juicy_DD)

I never doubted you hun...but I am sure not all men are like you!

well, modesty not being a strong point... I'd have to agree with you, though on the same hand, not all women are like you sexy :wub:

:wub:

D Cup

Member No.: 14038 Posts: 1,236 Joined: 03/2006

▫ Jul 28 2006, 19:32 Post #44

QUOTE(bondiguy)

Fore........p l a y??????
haha just fucking with ya :crazydude:

:crazydude:

i am digging this thread up!! and this quote seems like a good place to start.

foreplay...sometimes it needs to start a lot earlier in the day than a man thinks...like give her a fucking phone call while u are still at work and tell her something u just cant wait to come home and do sexually with her. she will anticipate it and be more than ready when the evening comes...and the man will probably get a better than average dinner cooked for him too!

one place boanna loves to do some foreplay on him is anywhere that he cannot do a damn thing about it! it teases the hell out of him and i love it! like when he is driving the truck (yea, i know, somewhere in another thread many of us folks who have vehicle sex got really slammed for this cause someone said it was a hazard to other drivers....i guess it would be cause our truck is high and other drivers cant see in...so it would be a hazard to them if they saw my head come up and down but couldnt see the real action! :nahnah:

:nahnah:

)

but we dont always want foreplay, or at least boanna doesnt. sometimes enough is enough and i just need the dang cock in me already, so get after it! or if we are taping it and the video on my camera only allows for 3 minute videos! then i have to decide...do we wanna tape some foreplay or just the fucking on this one?

tv watching during sex...this means u were watching tv and started messing around...it doesnt mean u start to mess around, then turned on the tv (the latter to me would be a sign that i needed to get a good lawyer!)

if the tv happens to be on, the only tv boanna allows on during sex is a baseball game! (i get a rise out of all those men in their tight uniforms, and then theres the wood, and all those balls....)

final piece of advice...when you are done, that doesnt mean we are done. so dont roll over and grab the remote, or take off to the kitchen for some cookies and milk, until the look of raw animal insticts is gone from my eye.

Double D's

Member No.: 8319 Posts: 3,546 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Jul 28 2006, 19:35 Post #45

QUOTE(boanna)

i am digging this thread up!! and this quote seems like a good place to start.

foreplay...sometimes it needs to start a lot earlier in the day than a man thinks...like give her a fucking phone call while u are still at work and tell her something u just cant wait to come home and do sexually with her. she will anticipate it and be more than ready when the evening comes...and the man will probably get a better than average dinner cooked for him too!

one place boanna loves to do some foreplay on him is anywhere that he cannot do a damn thing about it! it teases the hell out of him and i love it! like when he is driving the truck (yea, i know, somewhere in another thread many of us folks who have vehicle sex got really slammed for this cause someone said it was a hazard to other drivers....i guess it would be cause our truck is high and other drivers cant see in...so it would be a hazard to them if they saw my head come up and down but couldnt see the real action! :nahnah:

:nahnah:

)

but we dont always want foreplay, or at least boanna doesnt. sometimes enough is enough and i just need the dang cock in me already, so get after it! or if we are taping it and the video on my camera only allows for 3 minute videos! then i have to decide...do we wanna tape some foreplay or just the fucking on this one?

tv watching during sex...this means u were watching tv and started messing around...it doesnt mean u start to mess around, then turned on the tv (the latter to me would be a sign that i needed to get a good lawyer!)

if the tv happens to be on, the only tv boanna allows on during sex is a baseball game! (i get a rise out of all those men in their tight uniforms, and then theres the wood, and all those balls....)

final piece of advice...when you are done, that doesnt mean we are done. so dont roll over and grab the remote, or take off to the kitchen for some cookies and milk, until the look of raw animal insticts is gone from my eye.

umm, marry me? :wub:

:wub:

eh, screw that, i don't need that kind of committment... let's just fuck :banana2:

:banana2:

lol

Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Jul 28 2006, 19:36 Post #46

QUOTE(boanna)

i am digging this thread up!! and this quote seems like a good place to start.

foreplay...sometimes it needs to start a lot earlier in the day than a man thinks...like give her a fucking phone call while u are still at work and tell her something u just cant wait to come home and do sexually with her. she will anticipate it and be more than ready when the evening comes...and the man will probably get a better than average dinner cooked for him too!

one place boanna loves to do some foreplay on him is anywhere that he cannot do a damn thing about it! it teases the hell out of him and i love it! like when he is driving the truck (yea, i know, somewhere in another thread many of us folks who have vehicle sex got really slammed for this cause someone said it was a hazard to other drivers....i guess it would be cause our truck is high and other drivers cant see in...so it would be a hazard to them if they saw my head come up and down but couldnt see the real action! :nahnah:

:nahnah:

)

but we dont always want foreplay, or at least boanna doesnt. sometimes enough is enough and i just need the dang cock in me already, so get after it! or if we are taping it and the video on my camera only allows for 3 minute videos! then i have to decide...do we wanna tape some foreplay or just the fucking on this one?

tv watching during sex...this means u were watching tv and started messing around...it doesnt mean u start to mess around, then turned on the tv (the latter to me would be a sign that i needed to get a good lawyer!)

if the tv happens to be on, the only tv boanna allows on during sex is a baseball game! (i get a rise out of all those men in their tight uniforms, and then theres the wood, and all those balls....)

final piece of advice...when you are done, that doesnt mean we are done. so dont roll over and grab the remote, or take off to the kitchen for some cookies and milk, until the look of raw animal insticts is gone from my eye.

wow , that's actually pretty insightful...what's it doing posted here haha.

QUOTE(boanna)

foreplay...sometimes it needs to start a lot earlier in the day than a man thinks..

but we dont always want foreplay, or at least boanna doesnt. sometimes enough is enough and i just need the dang cock in me already, so get after it!

but how do we know which it is???

C Cup

Member No.: 15211 Posts: 861 Joined: 05/2006

▫ Jul 28 2006, 19:40 Post #47

QUOTE(boanna)

i am digging this thread up!! and this quote seems like a good place to start.

foreplay...sometimes it needs to start a lot earlier in the day than a man thinks...like give her a fucking phone call while u are still at work and tell her something u just cant wait to come home and do sexually with her. she will anticipate it and be more than ready when the evening comes...and the man will probably get a better than average dinner cooked for him too!

one place boanna loves to do some foreplay on him is anywhere that he cannot do a damn thing about it! it teases the hell out of him and i love it! like when he is driving the truck (yea, i know, somewhere in another thread many of us folks who have vehicle sex got really slammed for this cause someone said it was a hazard to other drivers....i guess it would be cause our truck is high and other drivers cant see in...so it would be a hazard to them if they saw my head come up and down but couldnt see the real action! :nahnah:

:nahnah:

)

but we dont always want foreplay, or at least boanna doesnt. sometimes enough is enough and i just need the dang cock in me already, so get after it! or if we are taping it and the video on my camera only allows for 3 minute videos! then i have to decide...do we wanna tape some foreplay or just the fucking on this one?

tv watching during sex...this means u were watching tv and started messing around...it doesnt mean u start to mess around, then turned on the tv (the latter to me would be a sign that i needed to get a good lawyer!)

if the tv happens to be on, the only tv boanna allows on during sex is a baseball game! (i get a rise out of all those men in their tight uniforms, and then theres the wood, and all those balls....)

final piece of advice...when you are done, that doesnt mean we are done. so dont roll over and grab the remote, or take off to the kitchen for some cookies and milk, until the look of raw animal insticts is gone from my eye.

I'm with you BO

Sometimes just pull my pants off & fuck me

Other times push me to my knees & stick your cock in my mouth.

Double D's

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▫ Jul 28 2006, 19:44 Post #48

QUOTE(Blond Bombshell)

I'm with you BO
Sometimes just pull my pants off & fuck me

Other times push me to my knees & stick your cock in my mouth.

i LOVE your idea of foreplay

D Cup

Member No.: 14038 Posts: 1,236 Joined: 03/2006

▫ Jul 28 2006, 19:45 Post #49

QUOTE(Gnappster)

wow , that's actually pretty insightful...what's it doing posted here haha.
but how do we know which it is???

its posted here cause felt like digging this thread up.

u will know which mood i am in....its easy to tell...if i grab your cock and shove it inside me, thats a dead giveaway that i am not interested in too much foreplay.

but if i dont even take my panties off, just pull the crotch of them to one side and then shove your cock in me, then its pretty much obvious i didnt want any foreplay at all!

Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Jul 28 2006, 19:53 Post #50

QUOTE(boanna)

its posted here cause felt like digging this thread up.

u will know which mood i am in....its easy to tell...if i grab your cock and shove it inside me, thats a dead giveaway that i am not interested in too much foreplay.

but if i dont even take my panties off, just pull the crotch of them to one side and then shove your cock in me, then its pretty much obvious i didnt want any foreplay at all!

i think I got it, but just to be sure how bout some pictorial aids

D Cup

Member No.: 14038 Posts: 1,236 Joined: 03/2006

▫ Jul 28 2006, 20:09 Post #51

QUOTE(Blond Bombshell)

I'm with you BO
Sometimes just pull my pants off & fuck me

Other times push me to my knees & stick your cock in my mouth.

this site is chock full of ladies like us BB! these men are lucky to have us!

Melon Master

Member No.: 14606 Posts: 28,387 Joined: 04/2006

▫ Jul 28 2006, 20:32 Post #52

QUOTE(boanna)

its posted here cause felt like digging this thread up.

u will know which mood i am in....its easy to tell...if i grab your cock and shove it inside me, thats a dead giveaway that i am not interested in too much foreplay.

but if i dont even take my panties off, just pull the crotch of them to one side and then shove your cock in me, then its pretty much obvious i didnt want any foreplay at all!

Well doll sometimes foreplay is highly overated ,, theres times ya just gota slam that pussy and GET R DONE !!!!!!! :drinkup:

:drinkup:

Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Jul 28 2006, 21:23 Post #53

QUOTE(boanna)

i am digging this thread up!! and this quote seems like a good place to start.

foreplay...sometimes it needs to start a lot earlier in the day than a man thinks...like give her a fucking phone call while u are still at work and tell her something u just cant wait to come home and do sexually with her. she will anticipate it and be more than ready when the evening comes...and the man will probably get a better than average dinner cooked for him too!

So that's what it is! haha

I usually call my fiancee from work on a daily basis and I am the cook in my household! haha

I do know what u mean about it being a mood thing. Sometimes my girl is up for foreplay, somtimes its on like Donkey Kong within seconds!

Nice column!

A Cup

Member No.: 16687 Posts: 39 Joined: 07/2006

▫ Jul 29 2006, 12:28 Post #54

1) Dont allow sex to become a routine... vary scenarios...positions...places...times etc...

2) Communicate and be able to communicate... we all need a little guidance.

3) Start your sex session before you get home... tease in public places... resturants... remove your knickers on the motorway... be descriptive... fuck your partners brains as well as their body... send erotic emails... text messages... picture messages.... dress up.. experiment... play dares (if the other person does the dare they get a prize).... ladies a suprise BJ when they walk in the door... AT the front door without saying hello first works wonders.... once you are with someone never give up seducing or chasing them...

4) To really get an insight how your partner likes to be touched ask them to masturbate to orgasm in front of you..

5) Be able to make love and fuck in the same sex session.... look each other right in the eyes when you come... be forfilled (mentally and/or physically) wether it be a 5 minute quickie on the way out to a party or a three hour marathon....

Believe me.... this works...

Shells

B Cup

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▫ Jul 29 2006, 15:39 Post #55

*takes a bunch of notes from Bo and Shells*

Who would have thought, educational AND beautiful

A Cup

Member No.: 16687 Posts: 39 Joined: 07/2006

▫ Jul 29 2006, 15:50 Post #56

QUOTE(Mr_Trent)

*takes a bunch of notes from Bo and Shells*

Who would have thought, educational AND beautiful

Mine and Bo's book on great fucking will be available soon in all good bookshops....

S x

B Cup

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▫ Jul 29 2006, 16:01 Post #57

QUOTE(shells)

Mine and Bo's book on great fucking will be available soon in all good bookshops....

S x

*preorders 5 copies*

Gotta make sure...

It's good for a person like myself. PM me if you wanna find out why

Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Jul 29 2006, 23:55 Post #58

QUOTE(Mr_Trent)

*preorders 5 copies*

Gotta make sure...

It's good for a person like myself. PM me if you wanna find out why

you make it too easy

B Cup

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▫ Jul 30 2006, 04:57 Post #59

Bo and shells know what they are talking about. confidence is sexy and a girl will always like hearing how much you want her. their advice on starting early before you get home is soo true.. if my bf called me and told me anything dirty or how he wants me when he got home i would be waiting for him naked or in something sexy ready for fun! :suckadick:

:suckadick:

B Cup

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▫ Jul 30 2006, 06:42 Post #60

QUOTE(bondiguy)

you make it too easy

Of course I do... I just wanted to see if you'd be first on the scene...

And Man I was right

But that's okay... Your attention is loved

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