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Melon Master
Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005
▫ Jul 30 2006, 09:40 Post #61
QUOTE(Mr_Trent)
Of course I do... I just wanted to see if you'd be first on the scene...

And Man I was right ;)

But that's okay... Your attention is loved :P


Oh don't let it go to ur head.... I have a cold and haven't left the house this weekend... couple that with the fact I am a board whore... I'd post after ANYONE
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B Cup
Member No.: 16605 Posts: 298 Joined: 07/2006
▫ Jul 30 2006, 18:28 Post #62
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Oh don't let it go to ur head.... I have a cold and haven't left the house this weekend... couple that with the fact I am a board whore... I'd post after ANYONE


Well soon I shall take up residence in the board whore's lounge...

Unfortunately I'm going to need to think of some witty comments if I want to survive there :P
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D Cup
Member No.: 12055 Posts: 2,225 Joined: 12/2005
▫ Jul 30 2006, 19:17 Post #63
QUOTE(Mr_Trent)
Well soon I shall take up residence in the board whore's lounge...

Unfortunately I'm going to need to think of some witty comments if I want to survive there :P

Witty comments or not, you're best bet is to not drop the soap, Bobaloo or Gnappy may take advantage of you if you do.
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B Cup
Member No.: 16605 Posts: 298 Joined: 07/2006
▫ Jul 30 2006, 20:03 Post #64
QUOTE(belicked6924)
Witty comments or not, you're best bet is to not drop the soap, Bobaloo or Gnappy may take advantage of you if you do.

Thank you for the warning, I'll have to keep that in mind... :P
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Melon Master
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▫ Jul 31 2006, 05:17 Post #65
QUOTE(Mr_Trent)
Well soon I shall take up residence in the board whore's lounge...

Unfortunately I'm going to need to think of some witty comments if I want to survive there :P


http://www.humorsphere.com/insults/comebacks.htm

QUOTE(belicked6924)
Witty comments or not, you're best bet is to not drop the soap, Bobaloo or Gnappy may take advantage of you if you do.


MAY? :blink:
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D Cup
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▫ Jul 31 2006, 05:20 Post #66
QUOTE(bondiguy)
http://www.thejokeyard.com/funny_insults/quick_comebacks.html
MAY? :blink:

:bang: Dammit that should've been a "will".

And a :roflmao: for the first part.
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Melon Master
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▫ Jul 31 2006, 05:23 Post #67
QUOTE(belicked6924)
:bang: Dammit that should've been a "will".
And  a  :roflmao: for the first part.


I am here all week... try the veal!
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D Cup
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▫ Jul 31 2006, 05:38 Post #68
QUOTE(bondiguy)
I am here all week... try the veal!

modification, spotted :thumbup:
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D Cup
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▫ Jul 31 2006, 15:50 Post #69
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Oh don't let it go to ur head.... I have a cold and haven't left the house this weekend... couple that with the fact I am a board whore... I'd post after ANYONE


:)

me too, even when i dont have anything to say.
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Double D's
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▫ Jul 31 2006, 16:06 Post #70
QUOTE(boanna)
:)

me too, even when i dont have anything to say.


i believe that's called "pulling an evade" (although, to really master that skill, you also need to be able to post even if you were the last previous poster and the thread has seen no action since then) :blink:
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D Cup
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▫ Jul 31 2006, 22:19 Post #71
QUOTE(jrock8)
i believe that's called "pulling an evade"  (although, to really master that skill, you also need to be able to post even if you were the last previous poster and the thread has seen no action since then) :blink:

And bump the same thread for at least 3 posts in a row on different days. :blink:
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B Cup
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▫ Aug 1 2006, 00:25 Post #72
QUOTE(belicked6924)
And bump the same thread for at least 3 posts in a row on different days.  :blink:

I see... so that's how to pull an evade.

And Bo, you can boardwhore on me anytime you want...

It's bondi I worry about... sometimes I think he might want something from me :blink:

I'm for the females only :2thumbsup:
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D Cup
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▫ Aug 2 2006, 00:13 Post #73
QUOTE(Mr_Trent)
I see... so that's how to pull an evade.

You make that sound like you want to pull on Evade :blink:

Disclaimer: No I do not want to touch Evade in any way.
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Melon Master
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▫ Aug 2 2006, 07:02 Post #74
QUOTE(boanna)
:)

me too, even when i dont have anything to say.


Yeah! :thumbup:

QUOTE(jrock8)
i believe that's called "pulling an evade"  (although, to really master that skill, you also need to be able to post even if you were the last previous poster and the thread has seen no action since then) :blink:


QUOTE(belicked6924)
And bump the same thread for at least 3 posts in a row on different days.  :blink:


BAM! haha :lol:
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D Cup
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▫ Aug 4 2006, 02:03 Post #75
Just be yourself. She'll either like you or she won't. Sooner or later the right chemistry will happen with someone.
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Melon Master
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▫ Aug 4 2006, 05:05 Post #76
QUOTE(Lynette)
Just be yourself. She'll either like you or she won't. Sooner or later the right chemistry will happen with someone.


sound advice... seems almost out of place here :P
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B Cup
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▫ Aug 10 2006, 20:16 Post #77
Good advice Gnappy, I have had many of those orgasims you talked about the first time was just from him going down town, other times was using a clit vibrator, fingering he hasn't yet been able to nail my g spot but the clitoral stimulation was plenty to flood the gates and the past few months riding him has hit my g spot and I never thought anything could top that clitoral stimulation until that happend. I cant even describe how good it feels and there is enough flooding to keep you lubricated for weeks. I have ridden him many times and never did it feel like it has been lately trying differant places to ride on.
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Melon Master
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▫ Aug 11 2006, 12:59 Post #78
QUOTE(Cutie_Pie)
Good advice Gnappy, I have had many of those orgasims you talked about the first time was just from him going down town, other times was using a clit vibrator, fingering he hasn't yet been able to nail my g spot but the clitoral stimulation was plenty to flood the gates and the past few months riding him has hit my g spot and I never thought anything could top that clitoral stimulation until that happend. I cant even describe how good it feels and there is enough flooding to keep you lubricated for weeks. I have ridden him many times and never did it feel like it has been lately trying differant places to ride on.

YEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAA!!!!! feel free to come take a ride on the wild side Cutie !!!!!!!! :cheers:
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D Cup
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▫ Aug 23 2006, 20:44 Post #79
QUOTE(jrock8)
umm, marry me?  :wub:
eh, screw that, i don't need that kind of committment... let's just fuck :banana2: lol

so what should we do this week?
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D Cup
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▫ Aug 23 2006, 20:45 Post #80
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Oh don't let it go to ur head.... I have a cold and haven't left the house this weekend... couple that with the fact I am a board whore... I'd post after ANYONE

:)

me too!

(bam?)

:lol:

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