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Double D's

Member No.: 8319 Posts: 3,546 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Sep 7 2005, 17:43 Post #1

Ladies, if your could give men one or two pieces of advice when it comes to the bedroom, what would they be?

feel free to discuss things from "taking it slow", to techniques, to spots to hit, etc... we could be talking about foreplay or oral, or sex... and it could be things to make sure you definitely do, or make sure to definitely avoid...

i know these threads fall apart rather quickly (i'm guilty of it myself a lot, lol), but let's see if we can keep a semi-serious discussion going...

Double D's

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▫ Sep 7 2005, 22:50 Post #2

well J it sounds like you need some new techniques now your g/f has come to stay!

Double D's

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▫ Sep 8 2005, 00:53 Post #3

J has techniques? wow....i guess theres a first time for everything!

Double D's

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▫ Sep 8 2005, 05:21 Post #4

ooh, naraz... this is NOT an area where i think you want to rumble :nahnah:

:nahnah:

Melon Master

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▫ Sep 8 2005, 06:42 Post #5

QUOTE(jrock8)

ooh, naraz... this is NOT an area where i think you want to rumble :nahnah:

:nahnah:

as dirty as it feels I agree with jrock haha. Narazbad is your technique...
GET COCK INTO PUSSY? haha

Nice thread.... hope to see some feedback

B Cup

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▫ Sep 8 2005, 07:55 Post #6

just go with the flow is what i always say!

E Cup+

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▫ Sep 8 2005, 08:04 Post #7

Don't rush the foreplay, it's just as important!!

Melon Master

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▫ Sep 8 2005, 08:07 Post #8

QUOTE(clincar)

Don't rush the foreplay, it's just as important!!

Fore........p l a y??????

haha just fucking with ya :crazydude:

:crazydude:

E Cup+

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▫ Sep 8 2005, 08:09 Post #9

QUOTE(bondiguy)

Fore........p l a y??????
haha just fucking with ya :crazydude:

:crazydude:

We ladies don't like the "wham bam thank you man"!!!
Well, not all the time

Melon Master

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▫ Sep 8 2005, 08:11 Post #10

QUOTE(clincar)

We ladies don't like the "wham bam thank you man"!!!
Well, not all the time

I see.... *furiously writes down these tips* haha

E Cup+

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▫ Sep 8 2005, 08:17 Post #11

QUOTE(bondiguy)

I see.... *furiously writes down these tips* haha

If the mood is right! Then I'm sure you'll enjoy what ever position you both take on :wink:

:wink:

E Cup+

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▫ Sep 8 2005, 08:18 Post #12

QUOTE(clincar)

If the mood is right! Then I'm sure you'll enjoy what ever position you both take on :wink:

:wink:

If that don't work - get a copy of the Karma Sutra and experiment!!! Hehehehe

B Cup

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▫ Sep 8 2005, 09:04 Post #13

QUOTE(bondiguy)

I see.... *furiously writes down these tips* haha

Melon Master

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▫ Sep 8 2005, 11:22 Post #14

QUOTE(sussed2)

Will you help me practice sussed? :letsfuck:

:letsfuck:

B Cup

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▫ Sep 8 2005, 11:45 Post #15

Yeah, like you need practice wise guy!!!!

B Cup

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▫ Sep 8 2005, 15:03 Post #16

QUOTE(sussed2)

Yeah, like you need practice wise guy!!!!

sussed,practice makes perfect,so please help me :letsfuck:

:letsfuck:

Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Sep 8 2005, 15:59 Post #17

this thread is great, hope to see more advice!

my sexual knowledge is limited to: insert somewhere close and preferably moist; thrust; repeat

Double D's

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▫ Sep 8 2005, 20:08 Post #18

1) guys remember girls dont do pissy dicks!! thats for starters!! hygiene is very important

2) A woman wants to feel sexy/attractive/wanted so we like to be treated like that not just sex machines

3) little surprises are always nice not overly great gestures just ones that let us know you want us for more than just sex!

4) us women like oral sex too so dont expect just us to do the business!

5) and also yes us ladies like to cuddle up to you after sex and it is deemed rude to rollover and fart afterwards

6) Us ladies do like to do several positions in one session so don't be afraid to ask

7) Don't be afraid to ask if you can use our sex toys on us...it's nice to get the man involved

These are a few tips really that always help :2thumbsup:

:2thumbsup:

Double D's

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▫ Sep 8 2005, 20:11 Post #19

once again, juicy shows us why she's awesome... thanks hun

as far as #3 goes... what kinds of little surprises are you talking about/do you really like?

Double D's

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▫ Sep 8 2005, 20:14 Post #20

QUOTE(jrock8)

once again, juicy shows us why she's awesome... thanks hun

as far as #3 goes... what kinds of little surprises are you talking about/do you really like?

just things that make a girl feel special little things like goin to the shop and just buyin ya girl something that you usually wouldnt...my hubby goes to the shop and occasionally brings me a lotto scratchcard which doesnt cost much but it always makes me feel warm inside for him just thinking of me when I wasnt there......ok now she waits for the piss takin

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