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Melon Master
Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005
▫ Aug 30 2006, 07:06 Post #101
QUOTE(boanna)
well, you're a fun target, easy to pick on, cause you bend over and take it like a man!  but you don't squeal like a pig too often   :lol:   and i never know what kind of response you'll make.  it's like christmas morn...looking at bondi response posts.  "is he gonna get pissed or ignore it all together....dang! neither!  he just critiques his own punishment...."

1881, Goodnight Texas, Bondi Hanging, Noon

...as the lady with big hooters slips the rope over his neck she yells back at him   "don't tell me how to do my job! the ropes NOT too lose!"

bondi's last words..."if you felt it from my end, you'd realize I am completely correct".


Well when it comes to great breasts I am like a deer caught in the headlights so I have no witty remarks!

QUOTE(jrock8)
uh-oh... it looks like boanna got into bondi's stash  :pimpers:   :blink:

:nahnah:


I was going to say the same thing... I read that like 3 times and still cant make any sense of it :P
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B Cup
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▫ Aug 30 2006, 07:25 Post #102
QUOTE(jrock8)
uh-oh... it looks like boanna got into bondi's stash  :pimpers:   :blink:

:nahnah:


nope! that is wild in the stash!! :pimpers:
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Melon Master
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▫ Aug 30 2006, 07:41 Post #103
QUOTE(wild n crazy)
nope! that is wild in the stash!!  :pimpers:


you can "smoke" my "stash" anytime :suckadick:
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Training Bra
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▫ Sep 3 2006, 15:49 Post #104
You know why women fake orgasms? It's because they think we care.
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Double D's
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▫ Sep 3 2006, 17:05 Post #105
wait wait wait wait wait...boana not getting any??? jesus christ thats fucked
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Melon Master
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▫ Sep 4 2006, 05:49 Post #106
QUOTE(Rockwulf)
You know why women fake orgasms? It's because they think we care.


sound advice :thumbup:
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Double D's
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▫ Sep 4 2006, 06:40 Post #107
you wouldnt know sound advice if it bit you in the taint! lol
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Double D's
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▫ Sep 5 2006, 02:40 Post #108
Is it just me, or is this thread like walking in half-way thru a movie and tring to figure out what happen before you got there? I admit, I'm lost. When was the last post that had anything to do with the topic? In the last 10 posts, here's what we've learned:

1) Boanna can be as obscure as the rest of us.

2) Naz is back

3) Wild n Crazy knows what she means, but the rest of us have no idea.

4) Boanna needs more dick, more often

5) Some new guy uses this topic to make his first post, which is closer to the topic
than the last ten. Amazing how that happened.

6) Gnappy, J-Rock and Bondi will post in any thead, for any reason. (Although I
think we already knew that :P )

7) I actually have nothing to add to the topic either.
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Melon Master
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▫ Sep 5 2006, 15:54 Post #109
QUOTE(Rockwulf)
You know why women fake orgasms? It's because they think we care.


:lol:

it's funny cuz it's true
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Melon Master
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▫ Sep 5 2006, 16:04 Post #110
in staying with the topic of the thread , good advice for men would be dont send naked Pics of your cock to lynette unless she asked for them she doesnt likethem OKAY , YEah I saw that in her thread , and No I havent done it Just passing on what I read ........
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Melon Master
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▫ Sep 5 2006, 16:16 Post #111
QUOTE(ddd35)
in staying with  the  topic of the thread  , good advice for men would be  dont send naked Pics of your cock to lynette unless she asked for them she doesnt likethem OKAY   , YEah I saw that in her thread  , and No I havent done it  Just passing on what I read ........


fair enough...but all the other women still enjoy it right?
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Melon Master
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▫ Sep 5 2006, 16:25 Post #112
QUOTE(Gnappster)
fair enough...but all the other women still enjoy it right?

Well I cant say I have never sent one unsolicited anyway , but why dont you try and report back to us your findings :2thumbsup:
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Melon Master
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▫ Sep 6 2006, 06:16 Post #113
QUOTE(Narazbad)
you wouldnt know sound advice if it bit you in the taint! lol


You wouldnt know a female orgasm if it spat at you in the face! :P

QUOTE(closeup)
6) Gnappy, J-Rock and Bondi will post in any thead, for any reason. (Although I
    think we already knew that :P )


:ph34r:
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Double D's
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▫ Sep 6 2006, 06:17 Post #114
QUOTE(bondiguy)
You wouldnt know a female orgasm if it spat at you in the face! :P


no... but he knows the male orgasm for exactly the same reason :lol:
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Melon Master
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▫ Sep 6 2006, 06:20 Post #115
QUOTE(jrock8)
no... but he knows the male orgasm for exactly the same reason :lol:


I set em, you spike em :lol:
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Melon Master
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▫ Sep 6 2006, 16:14 Post #116
QUOTE(jrock8)
no... but he knows the male orgasm for exactly the same reason :lol:


QUOTE(bondiguy)
I set em, you spike em :lol:


and I laugh my ass off at them :roflmao:
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E Cup+
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▫ Sep 7 2006, 01:27 Post #117
QUOTE(Gnappster)
and I laugh my ass off at them  :roflmao:

And I submit an evade-esque post

:thumbup: :roflmao:
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Melon Master
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▫ Sep 7 2006, 05:16 Post #118
QUOTE(Gnappster)
and I laugh my ass off at them  :roflmao:


The system works!
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Melon Master
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▫ Sep 7 2006, 10:42 Post #119
:2thumbsup:
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E Cup+
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▫ Sep 7 2006, 19:09 Post #120
QUOTE(ddd35)
:2thumbsup:

Hey, we already have our evade-esque post covered here, buddy. You're going to have to come up with something else.
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