This might work as a good thread. Best words of wisdom you have heard or a quote that you like or just something that strikes you as a good thought... be it funny or sad or something that just makes you think about things
Importance of Women
1 It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks, cleans & has a job.
2 It's important have a woman who can make you laugh.
3 It's important to have a woman who you can trust and doesn't lie.
4 It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and likes being with you.
5 It's very, very important that these four bitches don't know each other.
This might work as a good thread. Best words of wisdom you have heard or a quote that you like or just something that strikes you as a good thought... be it funny or sad or something that just makes you think about things
Hmm words of wisdom. here's a little ditty I heard just recently
search before you create a new thread!
that and "A bit of advice. Always -- no. Never forget to check your references."
bob my friend with a small penis......I searched but I did not find, thought would be a good thread to start....
"Let thee whom has not sinned cast the first stone"
UB, I'm sorry. you asked for tidbits and I provided based on a running theme that seems to be the battle cry of this board. I didn't even think of applying my statement to you based on the starting of this thread... but in reading it now, especially after your reply, I can see how that was easily misconstrued.
I think this could be a good thread. I just thought I'd post something that usually sparks a few emotions around here.
I also included a quote from a movie, which, if the reader were not inside my brain, would seem to be connected to the comment about the search thing. Well, that would be wrong. you see, my brain does not usually work in connected thoughts. that quote I posted was completely random from something that popped in my head just as I was writing the post.
Like I said, I can see how my post could easily look like I was giving you a hard time, but trust me I wasn't. I just didn't think before I posted. Sorry about the confusion. Your thread is fine. When the alcohol relieves the frustration from my overworked brain, I will post something a little more coherent... yeah, right.
and as far as the small penis comment... allow me to make it known that while my penis may be small to some people's standards, I am known to be a bit girthy. And in any case, with your wife's small hands and tiny mouth, the pictures I took make my penis look huge!!!
If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and your friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming.
and as far as the small penis comment... allow me to make it known that while my penis may be small to some people's standards, I am known to be a bit girthy. And in any case, with your wife's small hands and tiny mouth, the pictures I took make my penis look huge!!!
wow she must be a midget then...little person...whatever.
UB, I'm sorry. you asked for tidbits and I provided based on a running theme that seems to be the battle cry of this board. I didn't even think of applying my statement to you based on the starting of this thread... but in reading it now, especially after your reply, I can see how that was easily misconstrued.
I think this could be a good thread. I just thought I'd post something that usually sparks a few emotions around here.
I also included a quote from a movie, which, if the reader were not inside my brain, would seem to be connected to the comment about the search thing. Well, that would be wrong. you see, my brain does not usually work in connected thoughts. that quote I posted was completely random from something that popped in my head just as I was writing the post.
Like I said, I can see how my post could easily look like I was giving you a hard time, but trust me I wasn't. I just didn't think before I posted. Sorry about the confusion. Your thread is fine. When the alcohol relieves the frustration from my overworked brain, I will post something a little more coherent... yeah, right.
and as far as the small penis comment... allow me to make it known that while my penis may be small to some people's standards, I am known to be a bit girthy. And in any case, with your wife's small hands and tiny mouth, the pictures I took make my penis look huge!!!
Jesus CM that sounds like the dribble they force feed us on training days in Sales. I hate all that corporate shit haha
Gnappy, Bob, Jrock etc doesn't this thread remind you of when Homer climbs that mountain with those Apple Sauce bars? He meets Ranier in the gym and Ranier says, "Homer, Get on the abdomeniser and I will shout slogans at you"
Jesus CM that sounds like the dribble they force feed us on training days in Sales. I hate all that corporate shit haha
Gnappy, Bob, Jrock etc doesn't this thread remind you of when Homer climbs that mountain with those Apple Sauce bars? He meets Ranier in the gym and Ranier says, "Homer, Get on the abdomeniser and I will shout slogans at you"
