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▫ Jan 4 2007, 09:34 Post #221
My thought for the day is this......

Don't waste money on expensive binoculars, simply stand closer to the object you wish to look at!
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▫ Jan 4 2007, 20:39 Post #222
QUOTE(buxombbwuk)
My thought for the day is this......

Don't waste money on expensive binoculars, simply stand closer to the object you wish to look at!


its good thought
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▫ Jan 6 2007, 18:54 Post #223
If you spend time judging people you leave no time to love them.

(or something close to that)

-mother Theresa
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▫ Jan 8 2007, 03:28 Post #224
QUOTE(natalie)
If you spend time judging people you leave no time to love them.
(or something close to that)
        -mother Theresa


I never thought I'd see Mother Theresa on these boards :blink:
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▫ Jan 8 2007, 03:53 Post #225
QUOTE(bondiguy)
I never thought I'd see Mother Theresa on these boards :blink:

:thumbup: :lol:
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▫ Jan 8 2007, 19:39 Post #226
"Plutoed" was chosen 2006's Word of the Year by the American Dialect Society at its annual meeting Friday.

To "pluto" is "to demote or devalue someone or something," much like what happened to the former planet last year when the General Assembly of the International Astronomical Union decided Pluto didn't meet its definition of a planet.
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▫ Jan 9 2007, 00:13 Post #227
QUOTE(Seymour)
"Plutoed" was chosen 2006's Word of the Year by the American Dialect Society at its annual meeting Friday.

To "pluto" is "to demote or devalue someone or something," much like what happened to the former planet last year when the General Assembly of the International Astronomical Union decided Pluto didn't meet its definition of a planet.


Yes,'plutoed'...
Much like the IAU themselves; in the minds of people- across the entire face of the planet!, after coming to that conclusion.
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▫ Jan 9 2007, 02:40 Post #228
Worst word ever!
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▫ Jan 9 2007, 15:45 Post #229
QUOTE(bondiguy)
"I'm never drinking again" - Bondiguy, January 1st, 2007 1:30pm

"Has anyone got a bottle opener? - Bondiguy, January 1st, 2007 5pm

haha, it's funny cuz it's true! :lol:

QUOTE(buxombbwuk)
My thought for the day is this......

Don't waste money on expensive binoculars, simply stand closer to the object you wish to look at!

cuz the girl I'm spying on might catch on.

QUOTE(natalie)
If you spend time judging people you leave no time to love them.
(or something close to that)
        -mother Theresa


QUOTE(bondiguy)
I never thought I'd see Mother Theresa on these boards :blink:


How did she rate on the main page?

(I'm going to hell for that bit)
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▫ Jan 9 2007, 19:25 Post #230
Should probably be in the "Jokes" thread, but here it is anyway:

When Mother Teresa died and went to heaven, God greeted her at the Pearly Gates. "Be thou hungry, Mother Teresa?" asked God. "I could eat," she replied. So, God opened a can of tuna, unwrapped a loaf of rye bread, and they began to share it. While eating the humble tuna sandwich, Mother Teresa looked down into Hell and saw the inhabitants devouring huge steaks, lobsters, pheasant and pastries. Curious, but deeply trusting, she remained quiet.

The next day, God invited her to join him for a meal. Again, it was tuna and rye bread. Once again, Mother Teresa could see the denizens of Hell enjoying lamb, turkey and apple pie. Still, she said nothing.

The following day, mealtime arrived and another can of tuna was opened. She couldn't contain herself any longer. Meekly, she asked, "God, I am grateful to be in heaven with you as a reward for the pious, obedient life I led. But here in heaven, all I get is tuna and a piece of rye bread, and in the other place they eat like emperors and kings! I just don't understand it."

God sighed: "Let's be honest, Teresa. For two people, it just doesn't pay to cook."
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▫ Jan 10 2007, 03:47 Post #231
QUOTE(Gnappster)
haha, it's funny cuz it's true!  :lol:
cuz the girl I'm spying on might catch on.
How did she rate on the main page?

(I'm going to hell for that bit)

I gave her a 10, but then again, I am a necropheliac :wacko:
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▫ Jan 10 2007, 06:17 Post #232
QUOTE(Gnappster)
haha, it's funny cuz it's true!  :lol:
How did she rate on the main page?
(I'm going to hell for that bit)


It really was true :P
Her boobs are saggy, i gave her a 3

QUOTE(Bobaloo)
I gave her a 10, but then again, I am a necropheliac :wacko:


We have hit a new low :lol:
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▫ Jan 10 2007, 15:47 Post #233
QUOTE(bondiguy)
We have hit a new low :lol:


Just when I thought we were at the bottom rung.
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▫ Jan 10 2007, 16:40 Post #234
QUOTE(Gnappster)
Just when I thought we were at the bottom rung.

you forgot about the rungs below the surface, that's where I lurk
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▫ Jan 11 2007, 04:20 Post #235
QUOTE(Gnappster)
Just when I thought we were at the bottom rung.


Touche, I never thought we'd hit Necrophelia but here we are
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▫ Jan 20 2007, 22:44 Post #236
If your dog told you he could make you a millionaire, he'd be right.
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▫ Jan 21 2007, 01:48 Post #237
QUOTE(closeup)
If your dog told you he could make you a millionaire, he'd be right.


Pass the blunt please dude :pimpers:
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▫ Jan 22 2007, 12:40 Post #238
Thoughts for 2007

Written by Dorothy Cole ( and stolen from Militantplatypus.com ) :P

#10 Life is sexually transmitted.

#9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

#8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

#7 Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a person to use
the Internet, and he won’t bother you for weeks.

#6 Some people are like a Slinky ….. not really good for anything, but
you still can’t help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

#5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying
of nothing.

#4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to
criticism.

#3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a
substantial tax cut save you thirty cents?

#2 In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is
weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE #1 THOUGHT FOR 2007:

We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the
millions and millions of cows in America , but we haven’t got a clue as
to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located.
Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of
immigration.
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▫ Jan 22 2007, 18:09 Post #239
QUOTE(evade20)
Thoughts for 2007

Written by Dorothy Cole ( and stolen from Militantplatypus.com ) :P

#10 Life is sexually transmitted.

#9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

#8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

#7 Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a person to use
the Internet, and he won’t bother you for weeks.

#6 Some people are like a Slinky ….. not really good for anything, but
you still can’t help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

#5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying
of nothing.

#4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to
criticism.

#3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a
substantial tax cut save you thirty cents?

#2 In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is
weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE #1 THOUGHT FOR 2007:

We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the
millions and millions of cows in America , but we haven’t got a clue as
to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located.
Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of
immigration.


haha, that is one smart woman....and she must smoke A LOT of dope.
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▫ Jan 23 2007, 03:00 Post #240
QUOTE(Gnappster)
haha, that is one smart woman....and she must smoke A LOT of dope.


And how!

I kind of had Paul Schaffer jingle music in the background after I read #1 :P

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