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Melon Master
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▫ Dec 12 2006, 21:17 Post #201
QUOTE(ddd35)
I learned from the best how to raise my total   :cheers:


pointless posts...???
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▫ Dec 12 2006, 21:18 Post #202
Pointless posts?
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▫ Dec 12 2006, 23:00 Post #203
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Pointless posts?

:thumbup:
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▫ Dec 12 2006, 23:01 Post #204
QUOTE(evade20)
:thumbup:

yeah thats it :(
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▫ Dec 12 2006, 23:48 Post #205
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Pointless posts?

Pointless posts are overrated. that's why I made sure this one isn't pointless
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▫ Dec 13 2006, 04:22 Post #206
QUOTE(evade20)
:thumbup:


QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Pointless posts are overrated.  that's why I made sure this one isn't pointless


you learn quickly my sons :thumbup:
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A Cup
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▫ Dec 13 2006, 05:04 Post #207
A few from:

THE DEVIL'S DICTIONARY
by
AMBROSE BIERCE

BRIDE, n. A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.

BRUTE, n. See HUSBAND.

CONGRATULATION, n. The civility of envy.

DIPLOMACY, n. The patriotic art of lying for one's country.

DISTANCE, n. The only thing that the rich are willing for the poor to
call theirs, and keep.

If you want to see more here is the link:
http://www.gutenberg.org/dirs/etext97/dvldc10.txt
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Melon Master
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▫ Dec 13 2006, 11:19 Post #208
QUOTE(RackRaider)
A few from:

THE DEVIL'S DICTIONARY
by
AMBROSE BIERCE
BRIDE, n.  A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.

BRUTE, n.  See HUSBAND.

CONGRATULATION, n.  The civility of envy.

DIPLOMACY, n.  The patriotic art of lying for one's country.

DISTANCE, n.  The only thing that the rich are willing for the poor to
call theirs, and keep.

If you want to see more here is the link:
http://www.gutenberg.org/dirs/etext97/dvldc10.txt

pointless posts  for sure  :thumbup:
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Melon Master
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▫ Dec 13 2006, 15:40 Post #209
QUOTE(RackRaider)
A few from:

THE DEVIL'S DICTIONARY
by
AMBROSE BIERCE
BRIDE, n.  A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.

BRUTE, n.  See HUSBAND.

CONGRATULATION, n.  The civility of envy.

DIPLOMACY, n.  The patriotic art of lying for one's country.

DISTANCE, n.  The only thing that the rich are willing for the poor to
call theirs, and keep.

If you want to see more here is the link:
http://www.gutenberg.org/dirs/etext97/dvldc10.txt


those are good...and a swift departure from the usual urban dictionary definitions :lol:
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▫ Dec 13 2006, 15:56 Post #210
Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.

Fran Lebowitz
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▫ Dec 14 2006, 03:56 Post #211
QUOTE(Gnappster)
those are good...and a swift departure from the usual urban dictionary definitions  :lol:


Bring back the Urban Dictionary!
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▫ Dec 14 2006, 06:06 Post #212
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Bring back the Urban Dictionary!

yoink:
the legal way to steal. Only requires that you say the word "Yoink" and then take desired object.

"Hey, that's a nice bottle of rum you've got there... 'YOINK!'"
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▫ Dec 14 2006, 10:22 Post #213
QUOTE(Gnappster)
yoink:
the legal way to steal. Only requires that you say the word "Yoink" and then take desired object.

"Hey, that's a nice bottle of rum you've got there... 'YOINK!'"


Homer does it all the time!
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▫ Dec 14 2006, 12:50 Post #214
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Bring back the Urban Dictionary!

:thumbup: The only real truth! :roflmao:
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▫ Dec 14 2006, 16:10 Post #215
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Homer does it all the time!


Homer: Lenny, without the dental plan, you wouldn't have that diamond in your tooth.
*Lenny smiles*
Guy with no name: YOINK!
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▫ Dec 15 2006, 03:07 Post #216
QUOTE(Gnappster)
Homer: Lenny, without the dental plan, you wouldn't have that diamond in your tooth.
*Lenny smiles*
Guy with no name: YOINK!


Im trying to think of a scene off the top of my head.... I know there are many!

When Homer joins the NRA, Marge leaves him because he won't give up his gun! Snake holds up that Hotel and when he is surrounded by other NRA members, Marge and Homer argue and he steals the envelope with the money... "yoink"
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▫ Dec 31 2006, 19:35 Post #217
"Honestly...it is not my favorite thing to do but i will work at it and do the best i can to be as dirty and gratifying as possible. That's how i roll. LOL ".....""Hott1976""

:cheers: :thumbup:
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▫ Dec 31 2006, 21:21 Post #218
QUOTE(UncleBuck)
"Honestly...it is not my favorite thing to do but i will work at it and do the best i can to be as dirty and gratifying as possible. That's how i roll. LOL ".....""Hott1976""

:cheers:   :thumbup:

:2thumbsup: :lol:
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▫ Dec 31 2006, 21:23 Post #219
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Bring back the Urban Dictionary!


:thumbup:
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▫ Jan 3 2007, 03:58 Post #220
"I'm never drinking again" - Bondiguy, January 1st, 2007 1:30pm

"Has anyone got a bottle opener? - Bondiguy, January 1st, 2007 5pm
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