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Double D's
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▫ Sep 21 2006, 14:27 Post #101
QUOTE(bondiguy)
WOW

you read all that? :blink:

He skimmed it. Best to wait for the movie. :drama:
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Melon Master
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▫ Sep 21 2006, 16:59 Post #102
QUOTE(closeup)
He skimmed it. Best to wait for the movie. :drama:


I'm not reading all that! brevity, cloesup, brevity.
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▫ Sep 22 2006, 04:16 Post #103
QUOTE(closeup)
He skimmed it. Best to wait for the movie. :drama:


I downlaoded it from an illegal site last night... and burnt it to DVD, selling at the local markets to school kids for $5 a pop
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▫ Sep 22 2006, 14:51 Post #104
QUOTE(bondiguy)
I downlaoded it from an illegal site last night... and burnt it to DVD, selling at the local markets to school kids for $5 a pop

that's the same price closeup's mother charges for a blow job.

by the way, you're better off buying bondi's DVD.
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▫ Sep 22 2006, 15:19 Post #105
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
that's the same price closeup's mother charges for a blow job. 

by the way, you're better off buying bondi's DVD.


hahahaha, great toll booth willy reference :roflmao:
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▫ Sep 22 2006, 15:29 Post #106
QUOTE(Gnappster)
hahahaha, great toll booth willy reference  :roflmao:

I knew it was from something, I just couldn't remember what. I could imagine the voice and everything, I just couldn't place it. thanks for the help. :thumbup:
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▫ Sep 22 2006, 15:42 Post #107
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
I knew it was from something, I just couldn't remember what.  I could imagine the voice and everything, I just couldn't place it.  thanks for the help. :thumbup:


Driver5: Hello Willy, good to see you.
Toll Booth Willy: Ahhh Bishop Nelson, nice to see ya. That was quite a sermon you had the other day.
Driver5: Well, I do my best.
Toll Booth Willy: Dawla twenty five, Bishop.
Driver5: Dollar twenty five Willy...isn't that the same price your mother charges for a blow job you piece of dog shit?
Toll Booth Willy: OOOOHHHH HAVE ANOTHER ONE YOU FUCKIN LUSH! IT'S NOT MY FAULT THE BARTENDER CUT YOU OFF LAST NIGHT YOU FUCKING DOUCHE BAG!

funny funny funny stuff....funny :roflmao:
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▫ Sep 22 2006, 15:55 Post #108
QUOTE(Gnappster)
Driver5: Hello Willy, good to see you.
Toll Booth Willy: Ahhh Bishop Nelson, nice to see ya. That was quite a sermon you had the other day.
Driver5: Well, I do my best.
Toll Booth Willy: Dawla twenty five, Bishop.
Driver5: Dollar twenty five Willy...isn't that the same price your mother charges for a blow job you piece of dog shit?
Toll Booth Willy: OOOOHHHH HAVE ANOTHER ONE YOU FUCKIN LUSH! IT'S NOT MY FAULT THE BARTENDER CUT YOU OFF LAST NIGHT YOU FUCKING DOUCHE BAG!

funny funny funny stuff....funny  :roflmao:

Douche bag... it's like the word of the week. It's popping up everywhere.
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▫ Sep 22 2006, 17:20 Post #109
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
that's the same price closeup's mother charges for a blow job. 

by the way, you're better off buying bondi's DVD.

Sounds like you're quite the expert on five dollar blowjobs. Your only problem is you GIVE them for five dollars, but then pay ten to RECEIVE one. If you followed Gnappy's business plan of buy low/sell high, you'll last a lot longer and your kness won't be so sore at the end of the day.
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▫ Sep 22 2006, 17:21 Post #110
:blahblah: :blahblah: :blahblah: :blahblah:

hows this for a thought for the day :nahnah:
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▫ Sep 22 2006, 17:29 Post #111
QUOTE(chelsey)
:blahblah:   :blahblah:   :blahblah:   :blahblah:

hows this for a thought for the day :nahnah:

Fridays & Chelsey were both made for flashing. Way to display the goods, makes me want to squeeze them. :P
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▫ Sep 22 2006, 17:45 Post #112
QUOTE(closeup)
Sounds like you're quite the expert on five dollar blowjobs. Your only problem is you GIVE them for five dollars, but then pay ten to RECEIVE one. If you followed Gnappy's business plan of buy low/sell high, you'll last a lot longer and your kness won't be so sore at the end of the day.


See, I'm not the fool after all. B)
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▫ Sep 22 2006, 17:49 Post #113
QUOTE(Gnappster)
See, I'm not the fool after all.  B)

Experience is the best teacher. Bob will eventually figure it out after he wears out a few pair of knee pads.
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▫ Sep 22 2006, 18:49 Post #114
QUOTE(chelsey)
:blahblah:   :blahblah:   :blahblah:   :blahblah:

hows this for a thought for the day :nahnah:

Chelsey, that's hot. You've got some lovely assets that have quite the power to turn a thread around.
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▫ Sep 22 2006, 18:53 Post #115
QUOTE(chelsey)
:blahblah:   :blahblah:   :blahblah:   :blahblah:

hows this for a thought for the day :nahnah:


TGIC!
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▫ Sep 22 2006, 19:19 Post #116
QUOTE(Gnappster)
TGIC!

cuz in here, every day is Chelseyday
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▫ Sep 22 2006, 22:03 Post #117
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
that's the same price closeup's mother charges for a blow job. 

by the way, you're better off buying bondi's DVD.


BAM!

QUOTE(closeup)
Sounds like you're quite the expert on five dollar blowjobs. Your only problem is you GIVE them for five dollars, but then pay ten to RECEIVE one. If you followed Gnappy's business plan of buy low/sell high, you'll last a lot longer and your kness won't be so sore at the end of the day.


Nice Burn back :thumbup: :lol:
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▫ Sep 22 2006, 22:14 Post #118
QUOTE(bondiguy)
BAM!

thanks!
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Nice Burn back :thumbup:   :lol:

Eh, it was all right.
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▫ Sep 22 2006, 23:00 Post #119
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand!
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▫ Sep 22 2006, 23:31 Post #120
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
cuz in here, every day is Chelseyday

:kisses:
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