Thought Or Saying For The Day

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▫ Sep 7 2006, 01:46 Post #41

QUOTE(bondiguy)

If you want something in life, you've gotta work really hard for it!
Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers!

I just watched that one last night.

It was funny, but not ha, ha funny!

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E Cup+

Member No.: 11695 Posts: 7,001 Joined: 11/2005

▫ Sep 7 2006, 01:47 Post #42

Making love is what your girlfriend does while I'm fucking her!

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Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Sep 7 2006, 02:13 Post #43

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

I just watched that one last night.

It was funny, but not ha, ha funny!

spotted

and I am so Krunchy the Klown!

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C Cup

Member No.: 13258 Posts: 785 Joined: 02/2006

▫ Sep 7 2006, 03:32 Post #44

"fuck me or fuck off... cus i aint in no kind of mood"

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Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Sep 7 2006, 04:53 Post #45

QUOTE(Gnappster)

A friend with breasts and all the rest

A friend whos dressed in leather

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Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Sep 7 2006, 15:56 Post #46

QUOTE(bondiguy)

A friend whos dressed in leather

my japanese is better,
and when she's pressed, she will undress,
and then she's boxing clever

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Double D's

Member No.: 8319 Posts: 3,546 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Sep 7 2006, 19:00 Post #47

QUOTE(bondiguy)

A friend whos dressed in leather

QUOTE(Gnappster)

my japanese is better,
and when she's pressed, she will undress,
and then she's boxing clever

big surprise here... bondi and gnappy both know the lyrics to a song by the "butthole surfers" :gay:

(bob says if you ask naraz nicely, he'll let you in their fanclub)

...i don't care what happens after this... that was a quad burn motherfuckers

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Double D's

Member No.: 9341 Posts: 4,403 Joined: 07/2005

▫ Sep 7 2006, 19:15 Post #48

"They're three types of people in the world; those who can count and those who can't."

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Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Sep 7 2006, 19:18 Post #49

QUOTE(jrock8)

big surprise here... bondi and gnappy both know the lyrics to a song by the "butthole surfers" :gay:

(bob says if you ask naraz nicely, he'll let you in their fanclub)
...i don't care what happens after this... that was a quad burn motherfuckers

the song is by placebo, not butthole surfers(unless they covered it at some point).
so I guess your "quad burn"isn't even good for a single. :drinkup:

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Double D's

Member No.: 8319 Posts: 3,546 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Sep 7 2006, 19:20 Post #50

QUOTE(Gnappster)

the song is by placebo, not butthole surfers(unless they covered it at some point).
so I guess your "quad burn"isn't even good for a single. :drinkup:

http://www.sinteticor.com/artist_b/butthole_surfers_lyrics/f…

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Double D's

Member No.: 9341 Posts: 4,403 Joined: 07/2005

▫ Sep 7 2006, 19:23 Post #51

I can see this is gonna tie you two up for a while. :blahblah:

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Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Sep 7 2006, 19:27 Post #52

QUOTE(jrock8)

http://www.sinteticor.com/artist_b/butthole_surfers_lyrics/friend_with_weed_lyrics.html

Well I know sinteticor is a very reliable site :rolleyes:

but they didn't even get the song right. It's called Pure Morning and it sounds nothing like the Butthole Surfers (who I admit I like...in a purely musical way).

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Double D's

Member No.: 8319 Posts: 3,546 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Sep 7 2006, 19:27 Post #53

QUOTE(closeup)

I can see this is gonna tie you two up for a while. :blahblah:

nah, i'm done w/it...

but i'm sure gnappy will let you tie him up... he's kinky like that

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Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Sep 7 2006, 19:34 Post #54

QUOTE(jrock8)

nah, i'm done w/it...

but i'm sure gnappy will let you tie him up... he's kinky like that

Maybe by gunpoint. But that's how closeup get's all his dates...or should I say victims.

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Member No.: 11695 Posts: 7,001 Joined: 11/2005

▫ Sep 7 2006, 21:00 Post #55

QUOTE(Gnappster)

Maybe by gunpoint. But that's how closeup get's all his dates...or should I say victims.

oh, nevermind. I had something good to say, but it's not worth trying to remember what the hell it was. So I leave you with this pointless reply.

That's right. over 3000 posts and zero heart attacks... that's how much I care

Now, would anyone else care for a bite of banality

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Double D's

Member No.: 8319 Posts: 3,546 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Sep 7 2006, 21:10 Post #56

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

Now, would anyone else care for a bite of banality

bondi might... but i'm guessing you'd probably have to bring plenty of lube...

...but if naraz is more your type, i'm sure he's WIDE open...

thanks to gnappy for providing me w/that info...

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Melon Master

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▫ Sep 7 2006, 21:11 Post #57

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

oh, nevermind. I had something good to say, but it's not worth trying to remember what the hell it was. So I leave you with this pointless reply.

That's right. over 3000 posts and zero heart attacks... that's how much I care

Now, would anyone else care for a bite of banality

it's a staple of my diet.

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Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Sep 7 2006, 21:12 Post #58

QUOTE(jrock8)

bondi might... but i'm guessing you'd probably have to bring plenty of lube...

...but if naraz is more your type, i'm sure he's WIDE open...

thanks to gnappy for providing me w/that info...

i think you're confusing banality with your girlfriend

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Double D's

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▫ Sep 7 2006, 21:18 Post #59

QUOTE(Gnappster)

i think you're confusing banality with your girlfriend

nah, she definitely likes to keep things fresh and new...

... but you might want to tell your wife there's more to sex than doggy style... i mean, don't get me wrong, she's a freak and all and it's hot when she tells me to smack her ass, but you'd think someone that wild would be more apt to change things up :nahnah:

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E Cup+

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▫ Sep 7 2006, 21:38 Post #60

QUOTE(jrock8)

nah, she definitely likes to keep things fresh and new...

... but you might want to tell your wife there's more to sex than doggy style... i mean, don't get me wrong, she's a freak and all and it's hot when she tells me to smack her ass, but you'd think someone that wild would be more apt to change things up :nahnah:

She probably just says that to avoid having sex with you. She never gives me that line.

She probably just likes doggy with you because she needs a deep-penetrating position like doggy just to feel you. Perhaps if you you were a little more lengthy you could try all the crazy sexual escapades she and I get into. And let me tell ya, Gnappy is the best camera holder a guy could ever ask for.

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