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Double D's
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▫ Aug 31 2006, 17:01 Post #21
QUOTE(Gnappster)
Anyway, I saw this one on Happy Gilmore years ago and liked it so much I got the shirt made.


...and then you got someone that doesn't have a big ole' beer gut to wear it :nahnah:

That's two thus far, Shooter.
Oh, you can count. Good for you.
And *you* can count, on *me*, waiting for *you* in the parking lot.

...another classic :lol:
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Melon Master
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▫ Aug 31 2006, 17:13 Post #22
QUOTE(jrock8)
...and then you got someone that doesn't have a big ole' beer gut to wear it  :nahnah:


beer gut???

I'll have you know it's from whisky and hot wings :P

QUOTE(jrock8)
That's two thus far, Shooter.
Oh, you can count. Good for you.
And *you* can count, on *me*, waiting for *you* in the parking lot.

...another classic :lol:
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Double D's
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▫ Aug 31 2006, 21:51 Post #23
Remember; The first step in failing is trying. The lesson is, never try.

The early bird may get the mouse, but it's the second mouse who gets the cheese.
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Melon Master
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▫ Aug 31 2006, 22:11 Post #24
QUOTE(closeup)
Remember; The first step in failing is trying. The lesson is, never try.

The early bird may get the mouse, but it's the second mouse who gets the cheese.


It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument.
William G. McAdoo (1863-1941) :blink:

And this one is for you, Closeup! "Semper Fi!" Or have you forgotten.
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Melon Master
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▫ Aug 31 2006, 22:54 Post #25
this was always me my favorite

FUCK YOU , YOU FUCKIN FUCK
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Double D's
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▫ Sep 1 2006, 00:53 Post #26
QUOTE(evade20)
It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument.
    William G. McAdoo (1863-1941) :blink:
And this one is for you, Closeup!  "Semper Fi!"   Or have you forgotten.

I haven't forgotten. Those aren't exactly words of wisdom, they're more like a motto. A better example of Marine Corps advice would be," Lead, follow, or get the fuck out of the way."
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Melon Master
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▫ Sep 1 2006, 04:35 Post #27
QUOTE(jrock8)
gym?... what's a gym?... OH... a gym :lol:


Haha that is one of my fav simpsons quotes. I always say Im heading down to the GYM

QUOTE(Gnappster)
Homer: Oh Marge, how could you let me let myself go like this?
Marge: Me? I'm not the one who puts butter in your coffee.
:lol:

Anyway, I saw this one on Happy Gilmore years ago and liked it so much I got the shirt made.


:lol: I love when the Dog drags his arse outside! Or when he's eating his Apple Sauce bars and looks at the rest of the family and says, "How can you put that filth into your bodies?"

QUOTE(jrock8)
...and then you got someone that doesn't have a big ole' beer gut to wear it  :nahnah:

That's two thus far, Shooter.
Oh, you can count. Good for you.
And *you* can count, on *me*, waiting for *you* in the parking lot.

...another classic :lol:


That guy is a classic! :lol:

"Hey, I believe that's Mr Gilmore's"
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Melon Master
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▫ Sep 1 2006, 17:34 Post #28
a classic

THIS TO SHALL PASS>>>>>>>>
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D Cup
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▫ Sep 1 2006, 18:49 Post #29
The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.
Robert Heinlein, "Job", 1984
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D Cup
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▫ Sep 1 2006, 18:51 Post #30
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
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Double D's
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▫ Sep 1 2006, 20:31 Post #31
QUOTE(ddd35)
a classic  

THIS TO SHALL PASS>>>>>>>>


this too even :blink:
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Melon Master
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▫ Sep 1 2006, 21:49 Post #32
If you want something in life, you've gotta work really hard for it!

Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers!
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D Cup
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▫ Sep 2 2006, 18:28 Post #33
A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone who will help you move a body.
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Melon Master
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▫ Sep 4 2006, 14:36 Post #34
A friend in need is a friend indeed ,,,,
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C Cup
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▫ Sep 5 2006, 22:46 Post #35
Any Chappelle's Show fans?

"Hey hey hey! Smoke weed everyday!"
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Melon Master
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▫ Sep 6 2006, 05:56 Post #36
QUOTE(ddd35)
A friend in need  is a friend indeed ,,,,


A friend with weed is better
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Melon Master
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▫ Sep 6 2006, 15:41 Post #37
QUOTE(bondiguy)
A friend with weed is better


A friend with breasts and all the rest
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Double D's
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▫ Sep 6 2006, 17:20 Post #38
QUOTE(bondiguy)
A friend with weed is better


QUOTE(Gnappster)
A friend with breasts and all the rest


combining those two...

where is wildncrazy anyway? :unsure:
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D Cup
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▫ Sep 6 2006, 17:30 Post #39
Suck a tit...Save a thumb.
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▫ Sep 6 2006, 17:58 Post #40
QUOTE(Lynette)
Suck a tit...Save a thumb.

I think Big and Rich are working on a song with that title ......
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