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Melon Master
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▫ Sep 15 2006, 20:37 Post #221
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
I can't wait to see how this develops!!!

well arent you and Nat neighbers Bob , so that would mean :thumbup:
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▫ Sep 15 2006, 20:38 Post #222
QUOTE(ddd35)
well  arent you and Nat neighbers  Bob , so that would mean  :thumbup:

Oh, God, I wish. If my little lady and Nat were getting it one... even just holding hands and touching each others' legs, I'd go totally crazy in the best of possible ways!!! :wacko:
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▫ Sep 15 2006, 20:40 Post #223
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Oh, God, I wish.  If my little lady and Nat were getting it one... even just holding hands and touching each others' legs, I'd go totally crazy in the best of possible ways!!!  :wacko:


And I'd do it just for that reason if no other. Driving guys out of their minds is fucking fun! :2thumbsup:
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Melon Master
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▫ Sep 15 2006, 20:41 Post #224
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Oh, God, I wish.  If my little lady and Nat were getting it one... even just holding hands and touching each others' legs, I'd go totally crazy in the best of possible ways!!!  :wacko:

well that was my thought , YEE HAA Mother fucker , DADDYS HOME oops
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Melon Master
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▫ Sep 15 2006, 20:42 Post #225
QUOTE(natalie)
And I'd do it just for that reason if no other. Driving guys out of their minds is fucking fun! :2thumbsup:


In my case it's a close trip :wacko:
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▫ Sep 15 2006, 20:44 Post #226
QUOTE(Gnappster)
In my case it's a close trip :wacko:


Don't think I haven't thought about it. :kisses: But now that it's getting cold and might snow, your out of luck. (and no comments about how you'd keep me warm, totally un-original.)
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▫ Sep 15 2006, 20:45 Post #227
QUOTE(Gnappster)
In my case it's a close trip :wacko:

I think the proper word selection should have been SHORT trip .. :2thumbsup:
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▫ Sep 15 2006, 20:46 Post #228
QUOTE(natalie)
Don't think I haven't thought about it. :kisses:   But now that it's getting cold and might snow, your out of luck. (and no comments about how you'd keep me warm, totally un-original.)

that's okay, I'd keep you warm... oops, nevermind :wacko:
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▫ Sep 15 2006, 20:50 Post #229
QUOTE(natalie)
Don't think I haven't thought about it. :kisses:   But now that it's getting cold and might snow, your out of luck. (and no comments about how you'd keep me warm, totally un-original.)


ummm well then I could, uhhhh. Ok I got nothin :(
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▫ Sep 15 2006, 20:56 Post #230
QUOTE(Gnappster)
ummm well then I could, uhhhh. Ok I got nothin
  :(

damn and it took you how many posts to realize that ? Jk :P
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▫ Sep 15 2006, 21:10 Post #231
QUOTE(ddd35)
damn and it took you how many posts to realize that ?   Jk   :P

wow, 3d, that was quite the burn. Well done. i'd say in your top 10 for sure.

Sense of humor, check

Now if you could just do something about that embarassingly small penis of yours, maybe those PMs you've been shooting all the guys around here might turn up some results... well, I mean, from someone other than naraz
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▫ Sep 15 2006, 21:12 Post #232
QUOTE(natalie)
I know it's not a sexual encounter but I wasn't sure where to put it. I found out my suspicions of my next door neighbour was right, she likes women. It turns out this is a new thing for her and I'm not sure but I think she might have an attraction to me, at least when she's been drinking red wine. At her house for a party we had all been drinking a lot and she and I were in the hammock, she was holding my hand and alternatingly rubbing my leg and I was doing the same. Then last night w watched a show called  The L word together, her suggestion, a show all about lesbians with some pretty heavy, hot make out scenes. Boys if your girls like lesbian action but are not always in the mood for porn, pop the show in for a bit and she'll be all warmed up for eithe porn or sex.


What a way to come back :blink:
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▫ Sep 19 2006, 04:29 Post #233
hmmm.... last sexual encounter... does one with my new 8 inch vibrating cock count? haha.
i just bought a realistic vibe/cock. i decided to give it a test run last night while watching some porn cuz for some reason i was undeniably turned on.... and wow!
i dont know when ill be able to fuck a REAL 8 inch cock again but i sure as hell cant wait
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▫ Sep 19 2006, 04:40 Post #234
QUOTE(fellatiofiend18)
hmmm.... last sexual encounter... does one with my new 8 inch vibrating cock count? haha.
i just bought a realistic vibe/cock. i decided to give it a test run last night while watching some porn cuz for some reason i was undeniably turned on.... and wow!
i dont know when ill be able to fuck a REAL 8 inch cock again but i sure as hell cant wait


WOW I'd love to hear more about this hot "Sex-Toy" encounter......or...maybe what you could do with this real 8" :)
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▫ Sep 19 2006, 05:20 Post #235
:puke:

Dano please keep your cock in your pants or in the cock thread
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▫ Sep 19 2006, 05:25 Post #236
QUOTE(bondiguy)
:puke:

Dano please keep your cock in your pants or in the cock thread


bondi... at least give the guy the link to the thread...

http://www.ratemymelons.com/chat/Gnappster-t135.html
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▫ Sep 19 2006, 05:27 Post #237
QUOTE(jrock8)
bondi... at least give the guy the link to the thread...

http://www.ratemymelons.com/chat/Gnappster-t135.html


I didnt even have to click the link to know it wasn't going to the cocks thread :lol:

Thanks for not using my 411 :thumbup:
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▫ Sep 19 2006, 17:17 Post #238
QUOTE(jrock8)
bondi... at least give the guy the link to the thread...

http://www.ratemymelons.com/chat/Gnappster-t135.html


QUOTE(bondiguy)
I didnt even have to click the link to know it wasn't going to the cocks thread :lol:

Thanks for not using my 411 :thumbup:


me neither.

I was just thinking, "don't be my 411, don't be my 411. don't be my....D'oh!"
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▫ Sep 19 2006, 21:35 Post #239
QUOTE(Gnappster)
me neither.

I was just thinking, "don't be my 411, don't be my 411. don't be my....D'oh!" 
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▫ Sep 20 2006, 04:12 Post #240
QUOTE(Gnappster)
me neither.

I was just thinking, "don't be my 411, don't be my 411. don't be my....D'oh!" 
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