Your Last Sexual Encounter

Melon Master

Member No.: 14606 Posts: 28,387 Joined: 04/2006

▫ Nov 9 2006, 01:12 Post #261

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

Those are some hot pics. Um, nevermind. :blink:

SAY WHAT ? :2thumbsup:

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Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Nov 9 2006, 04:55 Post #262

QUOTE(ddd35)

the line is monkey fucking a football not a duck , :bang:

QUOTE(Gnappster)

I thought it was a retard humping a doorknob :unsure:

Either way I am throwing all 3 lines into my vocab

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E Cup+

Member No.: 11695 Posts: 7,001 Joined: 11/2005

▫ Nov 9 2006, 19:20 Post #263

QUOTE(ddd35)

SAY WHAT ? :2thumbsup:

I said...

THOSE... ARE... SOME... HOT... PICS... UM... NEVERMIND!!!

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Melon Master

Member No.: 11658 Posts: 21,459 Joined: 11/2005

▫ Nov 9 2006, 20:17 Post #264

QUOTE(ddd35)

SAY WHAT ? :2thumbsup:

On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog. :blink:

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D Cup

Member No.: 13587 Posts: 1,642 Joined: 02/2006

▫ Nov 10 2006, 20:59 Post #265

Last nihgt Jon and I had sex and he drove me fucking nuts!!!! Then later on when I went to check on the kids to make sure they didn't get out from under their covers I found my daughter awake. I went to her to tuck her back in and she says "what was daddy doing to you?" I was mortified and asked her is we had woke her up. She said yes and once again asked "what was daddy doing to you?" I was so mortified!!!

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Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Nov 10 2006, 21:03 Post #266

QUOTE(natalie)

Last nihgt Jon and I had sex and he drove me fucking nuts!!!! Then later on when I went to check on the kids to make sure they didn't get out from under their covers I found my daughter awake. I went to her to tuck her back in and she says "what was daddy doing to you?" I was mortified and asked her is we had woke her up. She said yes and once again asked "what was daddy doing to you?" I was so mortified!!!

That kid is going to need alotta therapy!

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Melon Master

Member No.: 14606 Posts: 28,387 Joined: 04/2006

▫ Nov 10 2006, 21:05 Post #267

QUOTE(natalie)

Last nihgt Jon and I had sex and he drove me fucking nuts!!!! Then later on when I went to check on the kids to make sure they didn't get out from under their covers I found my daughter awake. I went to her to tuck her back in and she says "what was daddy doing to you?" I was mortified and asked her is we had woke her up. She said yes and once again asked "what was daddy doing to you?" I was so mortified!!!

okay and what was daddy doing to mommy ?

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D Cup

Member No.: 13587 Posts: 1,642 Joined: 02/2006

▫ Nov 10 2006, 21:08 Post #268

QUOTE(ddd35)

okay and what was daddy doing to mommy ?

Making me scream. :ph34r:

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Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Nov 10 2006, 21:11 Post #269

QUOTE(natalie)

Making me scream. :ph34r:

You have the ability to turn a serious discussion on an issue into something sooo sexy!

btw I didnt even know you had a kid :blink:

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D Cup

Member No.: 13587 Posts: 1,642 Joined: 02/2006

▫ Nov 10 2006, 21:14 Post #270

QUOTE(bondiguy)

You have the ability to turn a serious discussion on an issue into something sooo sexy!

btw I didnt even know you had a kid :blink:

I have two. My son is 6 and my daughter just turned 4 today!

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Melon Master

Member No.: 14606 Posts: 28,387 Joined: 04/2006

▫ Nov 10 2006, 21:17 Post #271

QUOTE(natalie)

Making me scream. :ph34r:

tell her he was walking on your back or something !!! ID like to make ya scream .....

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Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Nov 10 2006, 21:23 Post #272

QUOTE(natalie)

I have two. My son is 6 and my daughter just turned 4 today!

Well tell her that creepy Aussie from a soft porn message board said happy birthday!

Seriously though, no kids want to ever imagine their parents ever having done it

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Melon Master

Member No.: 14606 Posts: 28,387 Joined: 04/2006

▫ Nov 10 2006, 21:25 Post #273

QUOTE(bondiguy)

Well tell her that creepy Aussie from a soft porn message board said happy birthday!

Seriously though, no kids want to ever imagine their parents ever having done it

a b day wish from me as well

Oh yeah I know what ya mean bondi :spankin:

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D Cup

Member No.: 13587 Posts: 1,642 Joined: 02/2006

▫ Nov 10 2006, 21:27 Post #274

QUOTE(bondiguy)

Well tell her that creepy Aussie from a soft porn message board said happy birthday!

Seriously though, no kids want to ever imagine their parents ever having done it

I know way....to much about my parents who are no,longer together's sex life. I may need therapy. But on the other hand my mom and I are pretty comfortable about discussing anything. I remember getting a call from my mom wanting advice on how to give a blowjob. lol

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Melon Master

Member No.: 14606 Posts: 28,387 Joined: 04/2006

▫ Nov 10 2006, 21:29 Post #275

QUOTE(natalie)

I know way....to much about my parents who are no,longer together's sex life. I may need therapy. But on the other hand my mom and I are pretty comfortable about discussing anything. I remember getting a call from my mom wanting advice on how to give a blowjob. lol

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well from your pics Id say you probably gave her some good advice !!!!!

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Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Nov 10 2006, 21:29 Post #276

QUOTE(natalie)

I know way....to much about my parents who are no,longer together's sex life. I may need therapy. But on the other hand my mom and I are pretty comfortable about discussing anything. I remember getting a call from my mom wanting advice on how to give a blowjob. lol

I love my parents as much as the next guy but if my dad ever calls asking for good muff diving techniques I am hanging up that phone!!!

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Melon Master

Member No.: 14606 Posts: 28,387 Joined: 04/2006

▫ Nov 10 2006, 21:32 Post #277

QUOTE(bondiguy)

I love my parents as much as the next guy but if my dad ever calls asking for good muff diving techniques I am hanging up that phone!!!

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Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Nov 10 2006, 21:33 Post #278

QUOTE(natalie)

Last nihgt Jon and I had sex and he drove me fucking nuts!!!! Then later on when I went to check on the kids to make sure they didn't get out from under their covers I found my daughter awake. I went to her to tuck her back in and she says "what was daddy doing to you?" I was mortified and asked her is we had woke her up. She said yes and once again asked "what was daddy doing to you?" I was so mortified!!!

QUOTE(bondiguy)

That kid is going to need alotta therapy!

yuh huh!

QUOTE(natalie)

Making me scream. :ph34r:

can I sleep on your couch?

QUOTE(natalie)

I know way....to much about my parents who are no,longer together's sex life. I may need therapy. But on the other hand my mom and I are pretty comfortable about discussing anything. I remember getting a call from my mom wanting advice on how to give a blowjob. lol

i couldnt and dont even want to imagine that.

QUOTE(ddd35)

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well from your pics Id say you probably gave her some good advice !!!!!

haha, look at 3d makin the funnies

happy bday to yer little one nat, maybe for a present you can give earmuffs.

and what DID u tell her?

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D Cup

Member No.: 13587 Posts: 1,642 Joined: 02/2006

▫ Nov 10 2006, 21:35 Post #279

QUOTE(Gnappster)

yuh huh!

can I sleep on your couch?

i couldnt and dont even want to imagine that.
haha, look at 3d makin the funnies
happy bday to yer little one nat, maybe for a present you can give earmuffs.

and what DID u tell her?

I just smiled all embarassed and told her not to worry everything was alright.

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Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Nov 10 2006, 21:37 Post #280

QUOTE(bondiguy)

I love my parents as much as the next guy but if my dad ever calls asking for good muff diving techniques I am hanging up that phone!!!

yeah like bondi would have any good tips

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