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Melon Master
Member No.: 14606 Posts: 28,387 Joined: 04/2006
▫ Nov 10 2006, 21:37 Post #281
QUOTE(natalie)
I just smiled all embarassed and told her not to worry everything was alright.

well hell yes it was alright mommy had just had a orgasm !!!!!!!
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Melon Master
Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005
▫ Nov 10 2006, 21:38 Post #282
I can't believe I almost let this slip....

Maybe you need to hire a babysitter? I hear 3d can recommend a good one :P
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▫ Nov 10 2006, 21:39 Post #283
QUOTE(bondiguy)
I can't believe I almost let this slip....

Maybe you need to hire a babysitter? I hear 3d can recommend a good one :P

LOL I deserve that or her in any case :cheers:
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Melon Master
Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005
▫ Nov 10 2006, 21:40 Post #284
QUOTE(Gnappster)
yeah like bondi would have any good tips  :lol:


Well I have watched alotta porn and those girls seem to enjoy it :P
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Member No.: 11695 Posts: 7,001 Joined: 11/2005
▫ Nov 10 2006, 23:03 Post #285
QUOTE(Gnappster)
yuh huh!
:bonerfied:   can I sleep on your couch?  :lol:
i couldnt and dont even want to imagine that.
haha, look at 3d makin the funnies
happy bday to yer little one nat, maybe for a present you can give earmuffs.

and what DID u tell her?

Nat's inner thighs are the BEST earmuffs! :eatme:
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Melon Master
Member No.: 11658 Posts: 21,459 Joined: 11/2005
▫ Nov 10 2006, 23:10 Post #286
QUOTE(natalie)
Last nihgt Jon and I had sex and he drove me fucking nuts!!!! Then later on when I went to check on the kids to make sure they didn't get out from under their covers I found my daughter awake. I went to her to tuck her back in and she says "what was daddy doing to you?" I was mortified and asked her is we had woke her up. She said yes and once again asked "what was daddy doing to you?" I was so mortified!!! :(


Tell her that Jon and you were having a tickling match and daddy was winning....closer to the truth than she'll need to know for a long while! :ph34r:
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▫ Nov 11 2006, 00:43 Post #287
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Nat's inner thighs are the BEST earmuffs!  :eatme:


Not for her kids though :blink:
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▫ Nov 11 2006, 18:07 Post #288
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Not for her kids though :blink:

so that's how it is in their family. (I think that's from Ferris Beuller.)

I guess ya gotta point. Oh, well. She'll just have to give those earmuff to me then.
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▫ Nov 12 2006, 04:00 Post #289
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
I guess ya gotta point.  Oh, well.  She'll just have to give those earmuff to me then.


Are they as good as Hamburger Earmuffs?
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▫ Nov 13 2006, 19:07 Post #290
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Are they as good as Hamburger Earmuffs?

Nat's earmuffs give the pickle matrix a completely new dimension.
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▫ Nov 14 2006, 07:53 Post #291
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Nat's earmuffs give the pickle matrix a completely new dimension.


Well spotted and funny :lol:
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Melon Master
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▫ Nov 14 2006, 16:46 Post #292
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Are they as good as Hamburger Earmuffs?


QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Nat's earmuffs give the pickle matrix a completely new dimension.


QUOTE(bondiguy)
Well spotted and funny :lol:


what a bunch of nerds

(OK I'm just jealous that I wasn't here to reply first)
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▫ Nov 14 2006, 17:18 Post #293
QUOTE(Gnappster)
what a bunch of nerds
(OK I'm just jealous that I wasn't here to reply first)

Oh, I didn't realize you weren't here. I thought you were just watching while leaning back in your chair which was resting on those little lean-back-in-the-chair thingys
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▫ Nov 14 2006, 22:27 Post #294
QUOTE(Gnappster)
what a bunch of nerds
(OK I'm just jealous that I wasn't here to reply first)


:lol:

QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Oh, I didn't realize you weren't here.  I thought you were just watching while leaning back in your chair which was resting on those little lean-back-in-the-chair thingys


You know the only thing that makes him happy when he misses out on a post is to go to the basement and tap the light bulb!
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▫ Nov 15 2006, 15:52 Post #295
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Oh, I didn't realize you weren't here.  I thought you were just watching while leaning back in your chair which was resting on those little lean-back-in-the-chair thingys

oooh, I should patent that! along with the electric hammer.

QUOTE(bondiguy)
:lol:
You know the only thing that makes him happy when he misses out on a post is to go to the basement and tap the light bulb!

the lightbulb was einstein's greatest invention!
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▫ Nov 16 2006, 05:42 Post #296
QUOTE(Gnappster)
oooh, I should patent that! along with the electric hammer.
the lightbulb was einstein's greatest invention!


:roflmao:
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A Cup
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▫ Jan 4 2007, 09:42 Post #297
My last sexual encounter was way back in February 2006, almost a bloody year!!

Note to self *must get laid* haha
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▫ Jan 4 2007, 10:35 Post #298
QUOTE(buxombbwuk)
My last sexual encounter was way back in February 2006, almost a bloody year!!

Note to self *must get laid* haha


Buy a vibe :P
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A Cup
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▫ Jan 4 2007, 10:50 Post #299
I have several already! lol
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▫ Jan 4 2007, 10:53 Post #300
QUOTE(buxombbwuk)
I have several already! lol


How about posting some of you in action i'm sure there must be a thread for vibe's in action on here!!!lol

:bonerfied:
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