Your Last Sexual Encounter

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Member No.: 11695 Posts: 7,001 Joined: 11/2005

▫ Sep 11 2006, 16:06 Post #201

QUOTE(bondiguy)

Jesus way to leave me open fucker

I'll pay that... very funny because it is such a stretch of the imagination!

To answer ddd35... if anyone other than Hott, Gnappy, Bob and Jrock ever visit my 411 they would realise I sell the Nectar of the Gods....

ALCOHOL

Bondi has a 411

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E Cup+

Member No.: 11695 Posts: 7,001 Joined: 11/2005

▫ Sep 11 2006, 16:07 Post #202

QUOTE(ddd35)

to put it in your terms EXHIBIT A :nahnah:

back at ya :drinkup:

3d's gettin' a little feisty around here. I think he just may start to fit in pretty soon. As soon as he posts something funny, I'll consider it.

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Double D's

Member No.: 8319 Posts: 3,546 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Sep 11 2006, 17:27 Post #203

QUOTE(Hendo)

Okay, I'm pretty new to this part of the site but here goes my last time...

...

I licked her clit and asshole and fingered her until she begged for my cock. I flipped her onto her back and we went at it like damn dirty savages. She told me to tell her before I came and right as I was about to she slid off and finished me with her mouth. That was the greatest sex I'd ever had and even though we're still only friends and live way far apart we still talk about it every now and then.

wow, never been anything other than "just friends" huh? she sounds like a whore

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Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Sep 11 2006, 18:24 Post #204

QUOTE(jrock8)

wow, never been anything other than "just friends" huh? she sounds like a whore

and what's her number and address?

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A Cup

Member No.: 16429 Posts: 65 Joined: 07/2006

▫ Sep 12 2006, 00:25 Post #205

QUOTE(jrock8)

wow, never been anything other than "just friends" huh? she sounds like a whore

Hey Rocky! Why is someone a whore if they do what they want?! Besides, whores cost money

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Double D's

Member No.: 8319 Posts: 3,546 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Sep 12 2006, 00:32 Post #206

QUOTE(Hendo)

Hey Rocky! Why is someone a whore if they do what they want?! Besides, whores cost money

sorry, you're right... i apologize

i should've said "slut"

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C Cup

Member No.: 13258 Posts: 785 Joined: 02/2006

▫ Sep 12 2006, 04:03 Post #207

LOL!!!

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Melon Master

Member No.: 14606 Posts: 28,387 Joined: 04/2006

▫ Sep 12 2006, 13:34 Post #208

you guys are mean the poor guy was just passing on a wet dream

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E Cup+

Member No.: 11695 Posts: 7,001 Joined: 11/2005

▫ Sep 12 2006, 14:11 Post #209

QUOTE(ddd35)

you guys are mean the poor guy was just passing on a wet dream

Well good thing for him you were right there to scoop it up.

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Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Sep 13 2006, 08:24 Post #210

QUOTE(ddd35)

I think you left yourself open there buddy ,

QUOTE(ddd35)

to put it in your terms EXHIBIT A :nahnah:

back at ya :drinkup:

I beg to differ. I said I was a Salesmen... No one else burnt me unti you said, "What Do you sell???"

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

Bondi has a 411

This would be funny if you hadn't posted so many times in it

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Member No.: 11695 Posts: 7,001 Joined: 11/2005

▫ Sep 13 2006, 15:19 Post #211

QUOTE(bondiguy)

This would be funny if you hadn't posted so many times in it

I did??

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C Cup

Member No.: 13258 Posts: 785 Joined: 02/2006

▫ Sep 14 2006, 04:55 Post #212

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

I did??

where do you NOT post.... think about that a minute....
yea, i knew you couldnt come up with anything :crazydude:

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Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Sep 14 2006, 08:52 Post #213

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

I did??

Well evade must be logging into your account again.... I wondered why you were sending me so many filthy pictures of your arse :puke:

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Melon Master

Member No.: 14606 Posts: 28,387 Joined: 04/2006

▫ Sep 14 2006, 16:22 Post #214

QUOTE(bondiguy)

Well evade must be logging into your account again.... I wondered why you were sending me so many filthy pictures of your arse :puke:

Yuck can we not discuss Bob's arse Im getting ready to go eat lunch here soon ...Your kinda making me sick :unsure:

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E Cup+

Member No.: 11695 Posts: 7,001 Joined: 11/2005

▫ Sep 14 2006, 18:24 Post #215

QUOTE(bondiguy)

Well evade must be logging into your account again.... I wondered why you were sending me so many filthy pictures of your arse :puke:

I guess I should change my password. Sex is a pretty easy one to figure out. Perhaps I'll switch it to god

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Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Sep 15 2006, 04:46 Post #216

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

I guess I should change my password. Sex is a pretty easy one to figure out. Perhaps I'll switch it to god

Make it 4 characters as a minimum because he cant count past 3

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D Cup

Member No.: 13587 Posts: 1,642 Joined: 02/2006

▫ Sep 15 2006, 20:28 Post #217

I know it's not a sexual encounter but I wasn't sure where to put it. I found out my suspicions of my next door neighbour was right, she likes women. It turns out this is a new thing for her and I'm not sure but I think she might have an attraction to me, at least when she's been drinking red wine. At her house for a party we had all been drinking a lot and she and I were in the hammock, she was holding my hand and alternatingly rubbing my leg and I was doing the same. Then last night w watched a show called The L word together, her suggestion, a show all about lesbians with some pretty heavy, hot make out scenes. Boys if your girls like lesbian action but are not always in the mood for porn, pop the show in for a bit and she'll be all warmed up for eithe porn or sex.

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E Cup+

Member No.: 11695 Posts: 7,001 Joined: 11/2005

▫ Sep 15 2006, 20:31 Post #218

QUOTE(natalie)

I know it's not a sexual encounter but I wasn't sure where to put it. I found out my suspicions of my next door neighbour was right, she likes women. It turns out this is a new thing for her and I'm not sure but I think she might have an attraction to me, at least when she's been drinking red wine. At her house for a party we had all been drinking a lot and she and I were in the hammock, she was holding my hand and alternatingly rubbing my leg and I was doing the same. Then last night w watched a show called The L word together, her suggestion, a show all about lesbians with some pretty heavy, hot make out scenes. Boys if your girls like lesbian action but are not always in the mood for porn, pop the show in for a bit and she'll be all warmed up for eithe porn or sex.

I can't wait to see how this develops!!!

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Melon Master

Member No.: 14606 Posts: 28,387 Joined: 04/2006

▫ Sep 15 2006, 20:33 Post #219

QUOTE(natalie)

I know it's not a sexual encounter but I wasn't sure where to put it. I found out my suspicions of my next door neighbour was right, she likes women. It turns out this is a new thing for her and I'm not sure but I think she might have an attraction to me, at least when she's been drinking red wine. At her house for a party we had all been drinking a lot and she and I were in the hammock, she was holding my hand and alternatingly rubbing my leg and I was doing the same. Then last night w watched a show called The L word together, her suggestion, a show all about lesbians with some pretty heavy, hot make out scenes. Boys if your girls like lesbian action but are not always in the mood for porn, pop the show in for a bit and she'll be all warmed up for eithe porn or sex.

thanks for the advice , and feel free to post pictures here at your earliest convenience ..... :2thumbsup:

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Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Sep 15 2006, 20:36 Post #220

QUOTE(natalie)

I know it's not a sexual encounter but I wasn't sure where to put it. I found out my suspicions of my next door neighbour was right, she likes women. It turns out this is a new thing for her and I'm not sure but I think she might have an attraction to me, at least when she's been drinking red wine. At her house for a party we had all been drinking a lot and she and I were in the hammock, she was holding my hand and alternatingly rubbing my leg and I was doing the same. Then last night w watched a show called The L word together, her suggestion, a show all about lesbians with some pretty heavy, hot make out scenes. Boys if your girls like lesbian action but are not always in the mood for porn, pop the show in for a bit and she'll be all warmed up for eithe porn or sex.

It's good to have you back.
Good advice and the stories...wow!

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