HEY-OH!

Pay burning someone else.... now I have seen everything

I have my moments......usually in private but i have them.....

Pay, that was fucking hilarious. I just spit my beer all over my monitor I was laughing so hard. THanks a lot.

Okay. I have to go to BTS's thread so I can lick this beer off her tits.

Works great with Hott's thread too!

Who: My girlfriend Where: Graveyard When:Umm about a week ago How: Well that is very intersting we both had gotten drunk and well we were hanging out in the grave yard get srunk that is how we got there. But yea we started to fuck around nioght fall so around 5 or 6 pm I just ripped off her jeans and started to lick her and bite her clit she was loving it. She gets really horry when she drinks so I jsut thought well why not in the grave yard so I started to slam her pussy with my 9 inch cock. She was loving it even though her friends came over once or twice druning the act. So we just kept on fucking she was so fucking horrny that night she did not care if the cops showed up which acttully happened but damn I love that pussy she got.

Are you drunk right now?

I mean, I hang out at night in graveyards just as much as the next guy, but c'mon.

closeup, we have a new winner

I agree... almost. I think the guy who was typing all gangsta' n shit yo would be number one. although, I yawned more during this guy's post. I guess it's just too hard to decide.

Allow me to be the first to call bullshit on this....

He probably was jacking off in his bedroom, which overlooks a cemetery

What part tipped you off? the hanging out in the graveyard part? the slamming her pussy with his 9-inch cock part? the fact that friends and cops showed up? (apparently cops patrol graveyards regularly).

For me, I guess I stopped believing his story pretty much after the word girlfriend.

I think all off the above???

It reads like some copied text from a penthouse letter website with the Who: and the Where:

If you are going to lie you gotta do so liberally.... throw in 1 or 2 bullshit adjectives but dont litter your story with them

So true. If he did have a girlfriend, he'd be better able to come up with a bullshit story. BSing is the only way I'm able to explain half of what I do...or more to the point, don't do.

oh everything i say is BS... im just a good salesmen

What do you sell ?

Last thing I bought from Bondi was some pictures of some guy's mom getting out of the shower. I think the guy's name was ddd or something like that... er.. umm.. nevermind.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH!!!!!!! this is my thoughts exactly!



ok and this was just wide open:
he sells condoms to the ridiculously underendowed penis brigade... he draws them in with tales of his own tiny penis adventures. lol

Okay, I'm pretty new to this part of the site but here goes my last time. It was about a year ago and nothing has come close since. I have a "friend " who I have known for about 5 years who is like family to me. We've never messed around although we have seen each other naked, long story for another time , but she came to town for some business convention thing or whatever and I told her she could stay at my place. After she did whatever she came to town to do for her work we went out to dinner and a movie and to just hang out. Real simple stuff and in general we just had a nice time talking and hanging out. We got in a little after midnight and were both pretty tired so we just wanted to hit the sack. I only have one bed in my place and offered to sleep on the couch but she said it'd be okay if we slept together as we've done that before and it was just sleep anyway. My master bedroom has the bathroom attached, duh , and I went in there to get ready for bed while she changed in my room. Now remember, she and I have been friends for years with no action and I was tired and not expecting anything so I had changed into shorts and a t-shirt and came out of my bathroom and she's already in bed under the covers. I turn out the lights and get into bed with her and we started talking a little. Nothing crazy, yet, and while it's only a queen sized bed there was a lot of space between us. She asked me if I wanted to cuddle and of course I did but she wanted me to take off my shirt first. When she slide across the bed to hug up to me I found out she wasn't wearing a shirt either . Now I tried to play cool like no big deal but the more I tried to play it off the harder I got . Then she got on top of me and straddled my cock still in my shorts. I was stuttering like a retard trying to play off what was happening because she's really one of my best friends and she reaches down into my shorts and tells me to just relax. She started to kiss me, bite my earlobes and kiss my neck (some of my favorite stuff ) on the way down to the best BJ I've ever had in my whole life! We were under the covers for the first part of it getting hot and sweaty and finally I flipped all of that off the bed and yanked her panties off. I licked her clit and asshole and fingered her until she begged for my cock. I flipped her onto her back and we went at it like damn dirty savages. She told me to tell her before I came and right as I was about to she slid off and finished me with her mouth. That was the greatest sex I'd ever had and even though we're still only friends and live way far apart we still talk about it every now and then.

Jesus way to leave me open fucker



I'll pay that... very funny because it is such a stretch of the imagination!

To answer ddd35... if anyone other than Hott, Gnappy, Bob and Jrock ever visit my 411 they would realise I sell the Nectar of the Gods....

ALCOHOL

I think you left yourself open there buddy ,

to put it in your terms EXHIBIT A

back at ya