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Melon Master
Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005
▫ Aug 30 2006, 07:03 Post #161
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
did jork just say he love's hotts booty and bondi's and gnappy's ???  :unsure:


damn I'll have to walk backwards around him now

QUOTE(Gnappster)
well i can't say i blame him, I work out   :lol:
no comment on bondi though, I don't know what jork sees in him(but I know what he'd like to see in him  :letsfuck: )


Hey.... I work out too :P
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D Cup
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▫ Aug 31 2006, 17:22 Post #162
QUOTE(ddd35)
WOW  glad  you got it in the butt , didnt realize you were into that ,  MMMMMMM  okay  I raise all my ratings to 10  :2thumbsup:

Oh, I didn't mean that I always prefer it in my butt. I DO like it that way on occassion, but I like to think i'm a person who is open to trying anything that feels good. I'm kinda lucky, I experience a few different types of orgasm (depending on the way I'm doing it) and anal is just one of the ways. I also like the feeling of being "mounted" and taken. Being boned from behind is always a turn-on, and when I feel a hard dick pushing against and being nosed against my butthole... I get half way there immediately. The penetration and movemnt just serves to take me the rest of the way. Plus the feeling of a guy cumming in there is totally different and kind of slippery.
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B Cup
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▫ Aug 31 2006, 21:32 Post #163
QUOTE(Lynette)
Oh, I didn't mean that I always prefer it in my butt. I DO like it that way on occassion, but I like to think i'm a person who is open to trying anything that feels good. I'm kinda lucky, I experience a few different types of orgasm (depending on the way I'm doing it) and anal is just one of the ways. I also like the feeling of being "mounted" and taken. Being boned from behind is always a turn-on, and when I feel a hard dick pushing against and being nosed against my butthole... I get half way there immediately. The penetration and movemnt just serves to take me the rest of the way. Plus the feeling of a guy cumming in there is totally different and kind of slippery.


Where do I signup? :2thumbsup:
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Double D's
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▫ Sep 1 2006, 06:06 Post #164
no shit....can i get in line for that one???

damn why the fuck do i keep leaving these boards...
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Melon Master
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▫ Sep 1 2006, 06:12 Post #165
QUOTE(Narazbad)
no shit....can i get in line for that one???

damn why the fuck do i keep leaving these boards...


to go in search fopr real ladies? :blink:
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Double D's
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▫ Sep 1 2006, 06:22 Post #166
yeah...probably so....and keep getting turned down...goddamnit...I THOUGHT THE ONE EYE WOULD GET ME SYMPATHY POINTS/!?!?!?!
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Melon Master
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▫ Sep 1 2006, 06:45 Post #167
QUOTE(Narazbad)
yeah...probably so....and keep getting turned down...goddamnit...I THOUGHT THE ONE EYE WOULD GET ME SYMPATHY POINTS/!?!?!?!


but then the see your other one eye and laugh :P
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Double D's
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▫ Sep 1 2006, 06:54 Post #168
funny...never had one laugh at it...have had a few say "damn" and "ouch!" before....and no it wasnt in the wrong hole before you even go there
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Melon Master
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▫ Sep 1 2006, 10:30 Post #169
QUOTE(Lynette)
Oh, I didn't mean that I always prefer it in my butt. I DO like it that way on occassion, but I like to think i'm a person who is open to trying anything that feels good. I'm kinda lucky, I experience a few different types of orgasm (depending on the way I'm doing it) and anal is just one of the ways. I also like the feeling of being "mounted" and taken. Being boned from behind is always a turn-on, and when I feel a hard dick pushing against and being nosed against my butthole... I get half way there immediately. The penetration and movemnt just serves to take me the rest of the way. Plus the feeling of a guy cumming in there is totally different and kind of slippery.

welll if it feels good do it again and again ... :2thumbsup:
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Melon Master
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▫ Sep 1 2006, 16:17 Post #170
QUOTE(Narazbad)
no shit....can i get in line for that one???

damn why the fuck do i keep leaving these boards...


that's OK, jork will probably let you do him up the pooper.
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Double D's
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▫ Sep 1 2006, 20:47 Post #171
QUOTE(Gnappster)
that's OK, jork will probably let you do him up the pooper.


no way dude, even I have SOME standards :lol:
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Melon Master
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▫ Sep 1 2006, 22:19 Post #172
QUOTE(jrock8)
no way dude, even I have SOME standards :lol:


:lol: Evade will help Naz out then :blink:
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E Cup+
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▫ Sep 2 2006, 14:22 Post #173
QUOTE(Narazbad)
funny...never had one laugh at it...have had a few say "damn" and "ouch!" before....and no it wasnt in the wrong hole before you even go there

I believe you. I'm sure it wasn't the wrong hole. I bet it was right in Bubba the prison cell mate's back door right where he wanted it. I mean, it's only fair you return the favor after the reaming you probably got.
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Double D's
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▫ Sep 2 2006, 15:57 Post #174
yeh...but he was nicer to me than he was jork...i didnt have to toss the salad! lol
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Melon Master
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▫ Sep 4 2006, 05:56 Post #175
QUOTE(Narazbad)
yeh...but he was nicer to me than he was jork...i didnt have to toss the salad! lol


:puke:
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Double D's
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▫ Sep 4 2006, 06:37 Post #176
whoo! my plan worked!!
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C Cup
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▫ Sep 5 2006, 05:03 Post #177
QUOTE(Lynette)
Oh, I didn't mean that I always prefer it in my butt. I DO like it that way on occassion, but I like to think i'm a person who is open to trying anything that feels good. -------------  and when I feel a hard dick pushing against and being nosed against my butthole... I get half way there immediately. The penetration and movemnt just serves to take me the rest of the way.


ok now this is exactly my take on things! very well said and i completely agree! :2thumbsup:
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Double D's
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▫ Sep 5 2006, 06:52 Post #178
il take you there cort! :D
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Double D's
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▫ Sep 5 2006, 11:01 Post #179
Naraz....your last sexual encounter will be your first!!!
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Double D's
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▫ Sep 5 2006, 15:57 Post #180
QUOTE(paybarraman)
Naraz....your last sexual encounter will be your first!!!


aaaaaaaaand i believe we have the award for the

MOST IRONIC POST EVER!!!!

:lol:
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