QUOTE(aimee2)
Bears & Beer
A bear walks into a bar in Billings , Montana and
sits down. He bangs on the
bar with his paw and demands a beer.
The bartender approaches and says, 'We don't serve
beer to bears in bars in
Billings .'
The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be
served a beer.
The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, 'We
don't serve beer to
belligerent bears in bars in Billings .'
The bear, very angry now, says, 'If you don't serve
me a beer, I'm going to
eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar.'
The bartender says, 'Sorry, we don't serve beer to
belligerent, bully bears
in bars in Billings .'
The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as
promised, eats the woman. He
comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.
The bartender states, 'Sorry, we don't serve beer to
belligerent, bully
bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs.'
The bear says, 'I'm NOT on drug s.'
The bartender says, 'You are now. That was a
barbitchyouate.
A bear walks into a bar in Billings , Montana and
sits down. He bangs on the
bar with his paw and demands a beer.
The bartender approaches and says, 'We don't serve
beer to bears in bars in
Billings .'
The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be
served a beer.
The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, 'We
don't serve beer to
belligerent bears in bars in Billings .'
The bear, very angry now, says, 'If you don't serve
me a beer, I'm going to
eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar.'
The bartender says, 'Sorry, we don't serve beer to
belligerent, bully bears
in bars in Billings .'
The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as
promised, eats the woman. He
comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.
The bartender states, 'Sorry, we don't serve beer to
belligerent, bully
bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs.'
The bear says, 'I'm NOT on drug s.'
The bartender says, 'You are now. That was a
barbitchyouate.
