Friendship Between Women:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband
that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best
friends. None of them knew about it.
Friendship between Men:
A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he
had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10
best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed
that he was still there.
Friendship Between Women:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband
that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best
friends. None of them knew about it.
Friendship between Men:
A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he
had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10
best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed
that he was still there.
A newlywed sailor is informed by the navy that he’s going to be stationed a long way from home on a remote island in the South Pacific for 2 years. A few weeks after he gets there he really starts to miss his new wife, so he writes her a letter.
"My darling," he writes, "it looks like we’re going to be apart for a very long time. Already I’m starting to miss you and we’re constantly surrounded by young, attractive native girls. The temptation’s terrible. I need some kind of hobby to keep my mind off them."
His wife sends him back a harmonica with a note reading, "Why don’t you learn to play this?"
Eventually his tour of duty comes to an end and he rushes back to his wife. "Darling" he says, "I can’t wait to get you into bed so that we can make passionate love!"
But she stops him with a wave of her hand. "First, let’s see how well you play that harmonica."
I was having trouble with my computer, so I called Harold, the computer guy, to come over. Harold clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. He gave me a bill for a minimum service call.
As he was walking away, I called after him, "So, what was wrong?"
He replied, "It was an ‘ID ten T’ error."
I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, "An ‘ID ten T error’? What's that - in case I need to fix it again?"
Harold grinned.... "Haven't you ever heard of an ‘ID ten T’ errors before?"
"No," I replied.
"Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out."
I was having trouble with my computer, so I called Harold, the computer guy, to come over. Harold clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. He gave me a bill for a minimum service call.
As he was walking away, I called after him, "So, what was wrong?"
He replied, "It was an ‘ID ten T’ error."
I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, "An ‘ID ten T error’? What's that - in case I need to fix it again?"
Harold grinned.... "Haven't you ever heard of an ‘ID ten T’ errors before?"
"No," I replied.
"Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out."
>>> > A very attractive blonde woman from Iowa arrived at a casino and
>>> >bet
>>> >twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
>>> >She
>>> >
>>> >said, "I hope y'all don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
>>> >completely nude."
>>> >
>>> >With that, she stripped from
>>>the neck down, rolled the dice and
>>> >yelled,
>>> >
>>> >"Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
>>> >
>>> >As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed...
>>> >"YES!
>>> >YES! I WON, I WON!"
>>> >
>>> >She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and
>>> >her
>>> >
>>> >clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other
>>> >dumbfounded.
>>> >
>>> >Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered,
>>> >"I
>>> >
>>> >don't know - I thought you were watching."
>>> >
>>> >Moral - Not all Iowans are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but
>>> >all
>>> >men are men.
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>>> > A very attractive blonde woman from Iowa arrived at a casino and
>>> >bet
>>> >twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
>>> >She
>>> >
>>> >said, "I hope y'all don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
>>> >completely nude."
>>> >
>>> >With that, she stripped from
>>>the neck down, rolled the dice and
>>> >yelled,
>>> >
>>> >"Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
>>> >
>>> >As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed...
>>> >"YES!
>>> >YES! I WON, I WON!"
>>> >
>>> >She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and
>>> >her
>>> >
>>> >clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other
>>> >dumbfounded.
>>> >
>>> >Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered,
>>> >"I
>>> >
>>> >don't know - I thought you were watching."
>>> >
>>> >Moral - Not all Iowans are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but
>>> >all
>>> >men are men.
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On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom
loved to play together.
One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into
a bog and began to sink.
Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the
chicken to go get the farmer for help!
Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the
farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to
no avail, for he had gone to town with the only
tractor.
Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new
Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken
sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had
time to save his friend's life.
Back at the bog, the horse was
surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the
shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop
of rope the chicken tossed to him.
After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the
farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward
and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the
horse!
Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to
the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when
he returned.
The friendship between the two animals was cemented:
Best Buddies, Best Pals.
A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit,
and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the
horse to save his life!
The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled
the large puddle.
Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his
hangy - down thing and he would then lift him out of the pit.
The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him
up and out, saving his life.
The moral of the story? (yep, you betcha, there IS a moral!)
"When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A
Harley To Pick Up Chicks!
On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom
loved to play together.
One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into
a bog and began to sink.
Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the
chicken to go get the farmer for help!
Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the
farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to
no avail, for he had gone to town with the only
tractor.
Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new
Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken
sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had
time to save his friend's life.
Back at the bog, the horse was
surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the
shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop
of rope the chicken tossed to him.
After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the
farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward
and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the
horse!
Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to
the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when
he returned.
The friendship between the two animals was cemented:
Best Buddies, Best Pals.
A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit,
and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the
horse to save his life!
The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled
the large puddle.
Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his
hangy - down thing and he would then lift him out of the pit.
The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him
up and out, saving his life.
The moral of the story? (yep, you betcha, there IS a moral!)
"When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A
Harley To Pick Up Chicks!
love that one!
