QUOTE(bntit)
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the
bedroom cupboard to watch.
Just after getting into bed the woman's husband also comes home. She
puts her lover in the cupboard, not realising that the little boy is in
there already.
After a little while the little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man, who obviously got a real fright not expecting to hear Anything
let alone from a little boy says, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a football."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$100"
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are
in the cupboard together.
Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a football jersey."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "OK How much this
time?"
Boy - "$500"
Man - "Sold."
A few days later, the boys' father says to the boy, "Grab your jersey and your
football, let's go outside and have a game of football.
The boy says, "I can't, I sold my ball and jersey."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
Boy -"To a friend of mine for a $600."
The father says, "That's a terrible thing to do, overcharging your
friend like that".
"That's four times what they cost when they were new, I'm going to take
you to church and make you confess your terrible sin."
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here".
The priest says, "Don't start that shit again you little pr1ck, you're
in my F##!!..ing cupboard now"!!
Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the
bedroom cupboard to watch.
Just after getting into bed the woman's husband also comes home. She
puts her lover in the cupboard, not realising that the little boy is in
there already.
After a little while the little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man, who obviously got a real fright not expecting to hear Anything
let alone from a little boy says, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a football."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$100"
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are
in the cupboard together.
Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a football jersey."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "OK How much this
time?"
Boy - "$500"
Man - "Sold."
A few days later, the boys' father says to the boy, "Grab your jersey and your
football, let's go outside and have a game of football.
The boy says, "I can't, I sold my ball and jersey."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
Boy -"To a friend of mine for a $600."
The father says, "That's a terrible thing to do, overcharging your
friend like that".
"That's four times what they cost when they were new, I'm going to take
you to church and make you confess your terrible sin."
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here".
The priest says, "Don't start that shit again you little pr1ck, you're
in my F##!!..ing cupboard now"!!
Good one.
