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Double D's
Member No.: 9243 Posts: 2,656 Joined: 07/2005
▫ Jan 11 2006, 22:21 Post #141
last night for me! Lots of tongue included in the fuck session. I likey..
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Double D's
Member No.: 12556 Posts: 3,164 Joined: 01/2006
▫ Jan 11 2006, 23:24 Post #142
Still nothing here maybe I will have to go to Castles and get me a friend and try doing it that way for the first time. :(
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Training Bra
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▫ Jan 12 2006, 01:36 Post #143
QUOTE(Mezrein)
Thrusday. I had my wisdom teeth pulled Friday. Im on inactive duty tell atleast wednesday due to that, and Im horny as hell, :(


Hey hey hey so am I! Just tell me where you reside and I'll be there to help you out with that problem!
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Training Bra
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▫ Jan 12 2006, 01:43 Post #144
QUOTE(Hot mama)
honey intimacy is a very good thing!!!!!!


Hot mama can I do it with you? I am a young buck and always willing to learn
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D Cup
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▫ Jan 12 2006, 01:45 Post #145
feels like way too long ago...
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Training Bra
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▫ Jan 12 2006, 01:45 Post #146
QUOTE(smellmyface21)
Hot mama can I do it with you? I am a young buck and always willing to learn


Im from Richmon :2thumbsup:
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Melon Master
Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005
▫ Jan 12 2006, 04:45 Post #147
QUOTE(paybarraman)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!  YEAH YEAH YEAH....lets all have another laugh at Pay's swollen Blue Balls cause he ain't getting any.......HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!


damn Pay... its been the backbone of these boards for months!!!! :P
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Double D's
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▫ Jan 12 2006, 07:14 Post #148
QUOTE(smellmyface21)
Hey hey hey so am I! Just tell me where you reside and I'll be there to help you out with that problem!


umm... mez is a dude... i don't think he'd be into that :roflmao:
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Double D's
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▫ Jan 12 2006, 08:24 Post #149
shit.....uhhh.....ive drank since then...and smoked...and slept....ALOT of sleep....but its been well over a year for me........
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A Cup
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▫ Jan 12 2006, 12:30 Post #150
yesterday, once during supper, and then i ate her out for about thirty mins. and then had sex again. :2thumbsup:
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Double D's
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▫ Jan 12 2006, 14:21 Post #151
QUOTE(diane26)
Still nothing here maybe I will have to go to Castles and get me a friend and try doing it that way for the first time. :(


Dont know what this Castles is but if you need a "friend" all ya gotta do is Call Me....Pick up the phone and just...Call Me......dont be alone you can........Call Me....
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Melon Master
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▫ Jan 12 2006, 16:21 Post #152
QUOTE(paybarraman)
Dont know what this Castles is but if you need a "friend" all ya gotta do is Call Me....Pick up the phone and just...Call Me......dont be alone you can........Call Me....


when I read that post all I can think of is Pay at a karaoke bar singing call me by blondie....I gotta get off these cheap drugs.
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Double D's
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▫ Jan 13 2006, 00:24 Post #153
Today when I went to shower I swear I saw cobwebs starting to grow. :blink:
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C Cup
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▫ Jan 13 2006, 00:27 Post #154
QUOTE(diane26)
Today when I went to shower I swear I saw cobwebs starting to grow.  :blink:


you need to go out and show urself off...i find it hard to believe that you're not getting any...i highly doubt that all the men around your area are homosexuals...you're hot...just put on something sexy or just walk out naked and i'm sure you'll get a lot cock pointing at you :P
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B Cup
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▫ Jan 13 2006, 01:30 Post #155
:shuwks: No cobwebs here thank Gawd.
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D Cup
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▫ Jan 13 2006, 01:44 Post #156
QUOTE(Gnappster)
when I read that post all I can think of is Pay at a karaoke bar singing call me by blondie....I gotta get off these cheap drugs.

very scary -
:crazydude: wig too?
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Double D's
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▫ Jan 13 2006, 02:25 Post #157
QUOTE(CaramelTits)
:shuwks: No cobwebs here thank Gawd.

:blahblah: :bang: :P
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B Cup
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▫ Jan 13 2006, 03:13 Post #158
QUOTE(diane26)
:blahblah:   :bang:   :P


Awwwww Diane Gimme a Hug!!! :P
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D Cup
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▫ Jan 13 2006, 03:48 Post #159
Got laid just now... :2thumbsup: :fucker: :woohoo:
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Double D's
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▫ Jan 13 2006, 04:54 Post #160
You people suck ( you know you do dont lie) LOL I am banning myself from this thread until someone dusts off the cobwebs.
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