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Member No.: 11393 View profile Log in to message
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Member No.: 11393 Posts: 903 Joined: 11/2005
▫ Nov 17 2005, 12:34 Post #61
I was getting some tonight, but then she said if you want a pic of me, do it now...

That's how I got my new Avatar...
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▫ Nov 17 2005, 15:33 Post #62
What lovely looking boobs. You lucky bugger Ratt :)
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▫ Nov 17 2005, 15:48 Post #63
QUOTE(Avvilimento)
It's not so bad...  Not getting any isn't my problem - it's the intimacy I crave.  Call me crazy (you wouldn't be the first), but I just don't get anything much from it.

Yes, I am a freak.  But a freak in a good way, I like to think.


I think thats great. I dont think one night stands would be good for me either. Feeling comfortable with yourself and your partner is the best...and makes the best sex ever!!
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▫ Nov 17 2005, 15:51 Post #64
The last time was like four days ago!!! ;) I'm going nuts. But my new job has been crazy and both of us have been very busy.....but I still want sex!!!
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Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005
▫ Nov 17 2005, 15:55 Post #65
QUOTE(jacktripper)
july 31,2004....but i don't really care if i get it again or not.


oh yeah, I hate sex too lol
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▫ Nov 17 2005, 16:36 Post #66
QUOTE(paybarraman)
unfortunately.........

but my hand has gotten quite adept at taking care of business  :P


QUOTE(Hot mama)
your hand became your best friend ?


i draw a pretty girl's face on my hand, or a mean girl when i'm feeling naughty
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Member No.: 1198 Posts: 4,656 Joined: 03/2005
▫ Nov 17 2005, 20:21 Post #67
Ahhhhhhh

PALM-ela HAND-erson!!! She's my girl!!! :haha:
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▫ Nov 17 2005, 20:23 Post #68
QUOTE(paybarraman)
Ahhhhhhh

PALM-ela HAND-erson!!!  She's my girl!!!  :haha:


LOL...poor baby....let mami take care of that for you
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▫ Nov 17 2005, 20:25 Post #69
QUOTE(BEAUTIFUL)
LOL...poor baby....let mami take care of that for you

ohhhhh mami

if only you could......if only
:kisses:
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▫ Nov 17 2005, 20:26 Post #70
QUOTE(paybarraman)
ohhhhh mami

if only you could......if only
:kisses:


Such are the vagaries of life...sometimes measured in seconds, other times in inches...either way, timing is everything... :whipya:
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▫ Nov 18 2005, 15:50 Post #71
QUOTE(jacktripper)
july 31,2004....but i don't really care if i get it again or not.


yeah I hate sex too :crazydude:

why don't u try hooking up with pandabear, u two would make a great couple :roflmao:
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▫ Nov 18 2005, 23:49 Post #72
QUOTE(paybarraman)
Ahhhhhhh

PALM-ela HAND-erson!!!  She's my girl!!!  :haha:

:roflmao:
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▫ Nov 19 2005, 02:05 Post #73
About one hour ago is the last time... And I'm feeling fine... hehe

:nahnah:
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▫ Nov 21 2005, 01:47 Post #74
Well I ate a whole load of delicious pussy this weekend, and had two mind-blowing tit fucks ^_^
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▫ Nov 21 2005, 05:30 Post #75
Last night. my woman doesn't have big enough melons for me to titty fuck.... Oh well, she more than makes up for it in the head-giving department, :)
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▫ Nov 21 2005, 05:51 Post #76
Last night. I wa chatting on the internet with Hot Mama and Cowboy, when Ratt started flicking me with his cock, in my ribs. He got hard so I hurriedly disconnected from Hot Mama and Cowboy and went and layed Ratt. He slept like a baby after that. I think I wore him out.
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▫ Nov 21 2005, 07:19 Post #77
QUOTE(Tygalili)
Last night. I wa chatting on the internet with Hot Mama and Cowboy, when Ratt started flicking me with his cock, in my ribs. He got hard so I hurriedly disconnected from Hot Mama and Cowboy and went and layed Ratt. He slept like a baby after that. I think I wore him out.


Yep. but in a good way... And I did need the sleep... hmmm think I will need to be "worn out" again tonight...
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▫ Nov 21 2005, 10:30 Post #78
Last night mmmm and to night oh yea a great way to end my birthday!!!!!!!!!
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▫ Nov 21 2005, 10:34 Post #79
QUOTE(Hot mama)
Last night mmmm and to night oh yea a great way to end my birthday!!!!!!!!!


Do we need to start a new thread?

When's the next time you gonna get lucky?
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▫ Nov 21 2005, 10:36 Post #80
QUOTE(Ratt)
Do we need to start a new thread?

When's the next time you gonna get lucky?

for me that would be every day :2thumbsup:

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