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B Cup
Member No.: 10962 Posts: 370 Joined: 10/2005
▫ Dec 26 2005, 15:16 Post #101
I don't think that having had one sex partner in your life qualifies you as a super loser.

However, going without for a month? Wow...
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B Cup
Member No.: 10962 Posts: 370 Joined: 10/2005
▫ Dec 26 2005, 15:18 Post #102
Oh, and it's been...umm...a week for me? I'm having trouble remembering...must be all the egg nog and pecan pie melting my brain...
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Double D's
Member No.: 8569 Posts: 3,209 Joined: 06/2005
▫ Dec 26 2005, 17:05 Post #103
about 24 hours for me :cheers: ...... and I need some more!
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Double D's
Member No.: 2479 Posts: 3,556 Joined: 03/2005
▫ Dec 26 2005, 21:20 Post #104
QUOTE(juicy_DD)
about 24 hours for me :cheers: ...... and I need some more!


Volunteers for that duty!!!! :2thumbsup:
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Double D's
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▫ Dec 26 2005, 21:26 Post #105
QUOTE(COMEDYMAN)
Volunteers for that duty!!!! :2thumbsup:


offers greatly received ....... have enough to go around :lol:
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Double D's
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▫ Dec 26 2005, 21:30 Post #106
QUOTE(juicy_DD)
offers greatly received ....... have enough to go around :lol:


A very sexy and very naughty image of Juicy being the focus of a RMM gangbang just went through my head.... As Pay would say..... ( swat) BAD COMEDYMAN BAD!!!... but then again... hmmmmmmm :eatme: :bonerfied:
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Double D's
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▫ Dec 26 2005, 21:33 Post #107
As long as I'm first in line, I'm all for it. :P
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Double D's
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▫ Dec 26 2005, 21:37 Post #108
QUOTE(closeup)
As long as I'm first in line, I'm all for it.  :P


theres no such thing as sloppy seconds with me love :P
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Double D's
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▫ Dec 26 2005, 21:41 Post #109
QUOTE(juicy_DD)
theres no such thing as sloppy seconds with me love :P

For the first guy in line there's no seconds of any kind.
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D Cup
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▫ Dec 26 2005, 21:50 Post #110
2 days ago for me and prob tonight... :wink:
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Double D's
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▫ Dec 26 2005, 21:50 Post #111
QUOTE(bts34e)
2 days ago for me and prob tonight...  :wink:


definately tonight eh hun
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Double D's
Member No.: 1473 Posts: 4,126 Joined: 03/2005
▫ Dec 27 2005, 03:25 Post #112
fixing to do it now.. will probably take pictures too.. :) Nikki.. would you like to join... we can take care of that lil dry spell.. :)
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Double D's
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▫ Dec 27 2005, 03:28 Post #113
QUOTE(Puppet)
fixing to do it now.. will probably take pictures too..   :)   Nikki.. would you like to join...  we can take care of that lil dry spell..  :)


ooh, pictures... don't suppose you're gonna share those? :drama:
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Double D's
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▫ Dec 27 2005, 03:49 Post #114
may be prone to share a couple :P
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Double D's
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▫ Dec 27 2005, 07:35 Post #115
QUOTE(Puppet)
may be prone to share a couple :P


well? :drama: :lol:
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Double D's
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▫ Dec 27 2005, 23:36 Post #116
fuck i was to drunk to break out the camera.. I was doing good to throw a nut at that poitn! :unsure:
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Melon Master
Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005
▫ Dec 28 2005, 06:17 Post #117
QUOTE(jrock8)
hey... all you "new-school" kids with your "instant history"... no appreciation for the classics, i say  :lol:


They would have to wade through thousands of idiotic, stupid, pointless comments (mostly by myself) to find that reference in the boards! haha
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Double D's
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▫ Dec 28 2005, 06:46 Post #118
QUOTE(bondiguy)
They would have to wade through thousands of idiotic, stupid, pointless comments (mostly by myself) to find that reference in the boards! haha


good... they should... i recommend this as a new rmm indoctrination... let's see who really wants to post around here :P (plus, that way, by the time they're done, their brain cells will be scrambled to the point that they can carry on conversations at our level :freak: )
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Melon Master
Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005
▫ Dec 28 2005, 06:50 Post #119
QUOTE(jrock8)
good... they should... i recommend this as a new rmm indoctrination... let's see who really wants to post around here :P   (plus, that way, by the time they're done, their brain cells will be scrambled to the point that they can carry on conversations at our level  :freak: )


We have brain cells left?

WOW... great initiation idea jrock... run that by johnfreak!
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Double D's
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▫ Dec 28 2005, 06:53 Post #120
no wait... let me rethink this... all the guy noobs have to do that... all the girls have to send you and me a dedicated picture...

yes, that is definitely a better plan :cheers:

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