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Member No.: 11393 Posts: 903 Joined: 11/2005
▫ Nov 21 2005, 10:43 Post #81
QUOTE(Hot mama)
for me that would be every day :2thumbsup:


Lucky...

I just can't... I get home and I'm stuffed....
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Member No.: 9473 Posts: 7,183 Joined: 07/2005
▫ Nov 21 2005, 10:44 Post #82
QUOTE(Ratt)
Lucky...

I just can't... I get home and I'm stuffed....

i get home late at night and i wake hubby up for some loven :2thumbsup:
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Member No.: 11393 Posts: 903 Joined: 11/2005
▫ Nov 21 2005, 10:46 Post #83
QUOTE(Hot mama)
i get home late at night and i wake hubby up for some loven :2thumbsup:


I've told Tygalili she could wake me up... but she never does...
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▫ Nov 21 2005, 10:47 Post #84
QUOTE(Ratt)
I've told Tygalili she could wake me up... but she never does...

:( :(
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▫ Nov 21 2005, 10:51 Post #85
QUOTE(Hot mama)
:(   :(


She says I need my sleep; but then again, she normally wares me out before sleep... hehehehe
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▫ Nov 21 2005, 10:55 Post #86
QUOTE(Ratt)
She says I need my sleep; but then again, she normally wares me out before sleep... hehehehe

cool
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Member No.: 8307 Posts: 175 Joined: 05/2005
▫ Dec 19 2005, 18:49 Post #87
just got laid last nite. He made my toes curl!!!!
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Member No.: 11118 Posts: 103 Joined: 10/2005
▫ Dec 19 2005, 23:13 Post #88
Been a couple of weeks since I seen me GF. Time and money issues :(

On the plus side when I did see her last, I fucked her in the arse :)
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Member No.: 1473 Posts: 4,126 Joined: 03/2005
▫ Dec 20 2005, 02:21 Post #89
well.. not that long ago.. and about to initiate some more.. I can't get enough
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Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005
▫ Dec 24 2005, 03:32 Post #90
QUOTE(Gnappster)
oh yeah, I hate sex too lol


haha Gnappy you seriously crack me up dude... you are one funny fucker.

To say last night seems so cliche so i'm just going to go with 2 nights ago.

Oh and Mez, will your lady ever post on here? Small breasts are just as great, some may even say there better
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Member No.: 8319 Posts: 3,546 Joined: 05/2005
▫ Dec 24 2005, 03:49 Post #91
took my girl to the airport today so she's spending the holidays back home w/her family... guess i'm gonna have to go through like a 5 day dry spell... :bang: :ouchies:

god, it's a hard life... :lol:
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Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005
▫ Dec 24 2005, 03:53 Post #92
QUOTE(jrock8)
took my girl to the airport today so she's spending the holidays back home w/her family... guess i'm gonna have to go through like a 5 day dry spell...  :bang: :ouchies:

god, it's a hard life...  :lol:


contact paybarraman... i'm sure he has some types on how to survive
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Member No.: 8319 Posts: 3,546 Joined: 05/2005
▫ Dec 24 2005, 03:57 Post #93
QUOTE(bondiguy)
contact paybarraman... i'm sure he has some types on how to survive


yeah, i'll pass... something about "big, colorful balls" that just makes that seem like a bad idea.. :P
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▫ Dec 24 2005, 04:00 Post #94
QUOTE(jrock8)
yeah, i'll pass... something about "big, colorful balls" that just makes that seem like a bad idea..  :P


ZING! haha

WOW what an old reference
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Member No.: 1473 Posts: 4,126 Joined: 03/2005
▫ Dec 24 2005, 22:37 Post #95
no shit .. just drug that outta the past
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▫ Dec 25 2005, 06:50 Post #96
QUOTE(Puppet)
no shit .. just drug that outta the past


hey... all you "new-school" kids with your "instant history"... no appreciation for the classics, i say :lol:
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Member No.: 1473 Posts: 4,126 Joined: 03/2005
▫ Dec 25 2005, 20:49 Post #97
come now.. we love alot of our new girls.. we'll embrace making history with them.. and If im lucky making love with them too! :24:
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▫ Dec 26 2005, 06:20 Post #98
QUOTE(Puppet)
come now.. we love alot of our new girls..  we'll embrace making history with them.. and If im lucky making love with them too!   :24:


eh, fuck that... "making love" sounds way too gentle...

i think these girls need and want the hard, raw, animalistic fucking instead :banana2:
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Member No.: 1473 Posts: 4,126 Joined: 03/2005
▫ Dec 26 2005, 08:06 Post #99
hrmm i dunno if you can wine and dine them and then just go straight to fucking their brains out.. now.. about the 3rd or 4th time in that nite.. fuck ya then you beat that shit up.. knock the bottom out until they pass out! If your dick is sore and her lips are swollen and red and painful to the touch.. You've ended the nite just right! :wink:
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Member No.: 12319 Posts: 209 Joined: 12/2005
▫ Dec 26 2005, 10:22 Post #100
It's been at least a month for me, and I have a boyfriend that I've been with for over 4 years.! I'm pathetic. He's also the only one I've ever had sex with, so I'm a super loser!
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