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B Cup

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▫ Nov 15 2005, 11:34 Post #21

Ahh... father material, I am not. Not upto scratch mentally for that kind of stuff (nor a lot of other stuff, actually, like navigating the streets of Brisbane in an attempt to find a carpark). Probably too young, too, given I'm not quite 23 at the moment.

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▫ Nov 15 2005, 11:36 Post #22

QUOTE(Avvilimento)

Ahh... father material, I am not. Not upto scratch mentally for that kind of stuff (nor a lot of other stuff, actually, like navigating the streets of Brisbane in an attempt to find a carpark). Probably too young, too, given I'm not quite 23 at the moment.

your young but thats fine you are a sweet guy :2thumbsup:

:2thumbsup:

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▫ Nov 15 2005, 11:36 Post #23

QUOTE(Hot mama)

his ex

By the end, she was only in it for the sex. I didn't mind so much, but upon reflection I really was just a dildo without batteries that could help carry the laundry, fix/assemble the furniture, and drive her places before her Ps gave her a car.

C Cup

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▫ Nov 15 2005, 11:37 Post #24

QUOTE(Avvilimento)

Ahh... father material, I am not. Not upto scratch mentally for that kind of stuff (nor a lot of other stuff, actually, like navigating the streets of Brisbane in an attempt to find a carpark). Probably too young, too, given I'm not quite 23 at the moment.

Fair enuf... it is a bit of a change...

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▫ Nov 15 2005, 11:40 Post #25

QUOTE(Avvilimento)

By the end, she was only in it for the sex. I didn't mind so much, but upon reflection I really was just a dildo without batteries that could help carry the laundry, fix/assemble the furniture, and drive her places before her Ps gave her a car.

i feel bad for you honey you need a good women

B Cup

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▫ Nov 15 2005, 11:44 Post #26

Thanks Mama

There's actually a really nice girl I know, but she lives in another country. So the past few days have been a mad rush to try and get my passport (you'd be surprised how much more tedious it is than it should be) so I can go see her, 'cause she's moving a lot further away sometime next month.

Fingers crossed, 'eh? I'll keep you all posted (since I probably won't be posting much if things work out)

*Edit* You an' Cowboy definately got a good pairing happening. Can quite comfortably say I like the both of you

*end*

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▫ Nov 15 2005, 11:47 Post #27

QUOTE(Avvilimento)

Thanks Mama

There's actually a really nice girl I know, but she lives in another country. So the past few days have been a mad rush to try and get my passport (you'd be surprised how much more tedious it is than it should be) so I can go see her, 'cause she's moving a lot further away sometime next month.

Fingers crossed, 'eh? I'll keep you all posted (since I probably won't be posting much if things work out)

*Edit* You an' Cowboy definately got a good pairing happening. Can quite comfortably say I like the both of you

*end*

thank you hon i like you to!!!!!!!! i do hope things work out for you with that lady :2thumbsup:

:2thumbsup:

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▫ Nov 15 2005, 15:37 Post #28

It would have been two nights ago that I got laid. Working opposing shifts really interferes.

Double D's

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▫ Nov 15 2005, 18:27 Post #29

QUOTE(Avvilimento)

It's not so bad... Not getting any isn't my problem - it's the intimacy I crave. Call me crazy (you wouldn't be the first), but I just don't get anything much from it.

Yes, I am a freak. But a freak in a good way, I like to think.

good for you brother....

Double D's

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▫ Nov 15 2005, 18:41 Post #30

August 2004

C Cup

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▫ Nov 15 2005, 19:37 Post #31

1989

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▫ Nov 15 2005, 20:02 Post #32

QUOTE(johnfreak)

1989

Damn POOR GUY

Double D's

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▫ Nov 15 2005, 20:06 Post #33

QUOTE(johnfreak)

1989

it's a shame it's been a while, but i bet you were one hell of a wild 10 year old back then...

Melon Master

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▫ Nov 15 2005, 21:14 Post #34

QUOTE(johnfreak)

1989

they said last, not first

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▫ Nov 15 2005, 22:57 Post #35

Too damn long ago

Double D's

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▫ Nov 15 2005, 22:58 Post #36

QUOTE(Kiana)

Too damn long ago

how is that possible??!! :bang:

:bang:

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▫ Nov 16 2005, 05:16 Post #37

That could be interprited a couple different ways, if I know Kiana at all, too damn long ago means about twenty minutes ago

Oh,and a week ago :letsfuck:

:letsfuck:

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▫ Nov 16 2005, 05:25 Post #38

Saturday, November 4th, 2005

I think it was around 1 pm

And it was the best sex I've ever had in my whole entire life. ^_^

^_^

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▫ Nov 16 2005, 05:29 Post #39

Great sex is something you never forget, hopefully there is more of it coming your way, the only way to beat great sex..........with better sex

Double D's

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▫ Nov 16 2005, 06:10 Post #40

QUOTE(beenabadnurse)

Saturday, November 4th, 2005
I think it was around 1 pm
And it was the best sex I've ever had in my whole entire life. ^_^

^_^

so what exactly made it so much better than anything you've had before?

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