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Training Bra

Member No.: 16188 Posts: 1 Joined: 06/2006

▫ Sep 27 2006, 16:42 Post #1

my mate came home from work early and heard his gf cuming thought she was cheating on him so goes in the room and finds her bouncing allover a dildo rubbing her clit. phones me and tells me i was like whats your problem hes like she's a slut i aint having that i was like well atleast she aint fucking some one esle .ffs is he gay i am worred id love to come home and find my gf at it

Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Sep 27 2006, 17:05 Post #2

QUOTE(morton2003)

my mate came home from work early and heard his gf cuming thought she was cheating on him so goes in the room and finds her bouncing allover a dildo rubbing her clit. phones me and tells me i was like whats your problem hes like she's a slut i aint having that i was like well atleast she aint fucking some one esle .ffs is he gay i am worred id love to come home and find my gf at it

Is he gay?
not sure...how long does it take him to cum when you give him a blowjob?

seriously, though, is HE not allowed to masturbate as well? this dude needs to loosen up and realize he's got a good thing going. he gets home and his woman is already warmed up for him.

B Cup

Member No.: 16557 Posts: 213 Joined: 07/2006

▫ Sep 27 2006, 19:31 Post #3

shit man.. he should just dive right in, i mean the pussy is already wet and you know she wants it. that is WAY better than finding her with someone else. he should just get ready to blow that load hahah :2gunsfiring:

:2gunsfiring:

E Cup+

Member No.: 11695 Posts: 7,001 Joined: 11/2005

▫ Sep 27 2006, 20:06 Post #4

QUOTE(morton2003)

my mate came home from work early and heard his gf cuming thought she was cheating on him so goes in the room and finds her bouncing allover a dildo rubbing her clit. phones me and tells me i was like whats your problem hes like she's a slut i aint having that i was like well atleast she aint fucking some one esle .ffs is he gay i am worred id love to come home and find my gf at it

He was probably pissed off the she used his dildo without asking first.

Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Sep 27 2006, 20:08 Post #5

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

He was probably pissed off the she used his dildo without asking first.

HEY-OH!

Melon Master

Member No.: 11658 Posts: 21,459 Joined: 11/2005

▫ Sep 28 2006, 05:19 Post #6

QUOTE(wild n crazy)

shit man.. he should just dive right in, i mean the pussy is already wet and you know she wants it. that is WAY better than finding her with someone else. he should just get ready to blow that load hahah :2gunsfiring:

:2gunsfiring:

Unless, of course, he finds her with another woman...then he should either get out the camera or, as you say, "just dive right in."

:blink:

:blink:

Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Sep 28 2006, 08:04 Post #7

I arrive home from work everyday PRAYING that I find my girl doing this

E Cup+

Member No.: 11695 Posts: 7,001 Joined: 11/2005

▫ Sep 28 2006, 14:17 Post #8

QUOTE(bondiguy)

I arrive home from work everyday PRAYING that I find my girl doing this

Ditto!

D Cup

Member No.: 14038 Posts: 1,236 Joined: 03/2006

▫ Sep 28 2006, 15:59 Post #9

QUOTE(bondiguy)

I arrive home from work everyday PRAYING that I find my girl doing this

i did it once right in front of u know who. he fell asleep. or at least acted like he was asleep. another time when he WAS asleep, i used his hand! he didnt wake up that time either. :bang:

:bang:

Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Sep 28 2006, 16:23 Post #10

QUOTE(boanna)

i did it once right in front of u know who. he fell asleep. or at least acted like he was asleep. another time when he WAS asleep, i used his hand! he didnt wake up that time either. :bang:

:bang:

maybe he has narcolepsy. only possible explanation! :blink:

:blink:

D Cup

Member No.: 14038 Posts: 1,236 Joined: 03/2006

▫ Sep 28 2006, 18:30 Post #11

QUOTE(Gnappster)

maybe he has narcolepsy. only possible explanation! :blink:

:blink:

i think he was mad. who knows. if i had the honor of laying next to someone "takin care of things"...i'd get unmad real fast and do what i could do to be of assistance!

A Cup

Member No.: 17871 Posts: 25 Joined: 09/2006

▫ Sep 28 2006, 19:19 Post #12

Whats wrong with your mate. If i came home from work and found my girl doing this i would wipe it out and jack off with her

Melon Master

Member No.: 11658 Posts: 21,459 Joined: 11/2005

▫ Sep 28 2006, 19:47 Post #13

QUOTE(boanna)

i think he was mad. who knows. if i had the honor of laying next to someone "takin care of things"...i'd get unmad real fast and do what i could do to be of assistance!

Where did you say you lived, Bo? I call the undertaker to haul your S/O away and then come and visit you... :bonerfied:

:bonerfied:

:bonerfied:

Melon Master

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▫ Sep 28 2006, 20:08 Post #14

QUOTE(evade20)

Where did you say you lived, Bo? I call the undertaker to haul your S/O away and then come and visit you... :bonerfied:

:bonerfied:

:bonerfied:

better tell the undertaker to come back for a second visit :nahnah:

:nahnah:

Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Sep 29 2006, 07:09 Post #15

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

Ditto!

fuck yeah

QUOTE(boanna)

i did it once right in front of u know who. he fell asleep. or at least acted like he was asleep. another time when he WAS asleep, i used his hand! he didnt wake up that time either. :bang:

:bang:

I don't wish to offend but WTF??? Seems u know who may have some serious libido problems. I know I got more than my fair share! :blink:

:blink:

Double D's

Member No.: 2479 Posts: 3,556 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Sep 29 2006, 13:11 Post #16

QUOTE(morton2003)

my mate came home from work early and heard his gf cuming thought she was cheating on him so goes in the room and finds her bouncing allover a dildo rubbing her clit. phones me and tells me i was like whats your problem hes like she's a slut i aint having that i was like well atleast she aint fucking some one esle .ffs is he gay i am worred id love to come home and find my gf at it

Your mate is a moron and doesn't fucking deserve a girl who does that when hes not around

Double D's

Member No.: 2479 Posts: 3,556 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Sep 29 2006, 13:14 Post #17

QUOTE(boanna)

i did it once right in front of u know who. he fell asleep. or at least acted like he was asleep. another time when he WAS asleep, i used his hand! he didnt wake up that time either. :bang:

:bang:

Just put a pillow over his face when he is sleeping... jesus....

talk about being a fag ... falls asleep when a fine ass like you and reaming herself with a dildo...

Im sorry it would take several blows to the back of the head with a fucking shovel before i would lose conciousness during a nice show like that

Am I gonna have to bring out the clown costume on this dude too.... fuck Im gonna be busy

Melon Master

Member No.: 14606 Posts: 28,387 Joined: 04/2006

▫ Sep 29 2006, 15:21 Post #18

QUOTE(COMEDYMAN)

Just put a pillow over his face when he is sleeping... jesus....

talk about being a fag ... falls asleep when a fine ass like you and reaming herself with a dildo...

Im sorry it would take several blows to the back of the head with a fucking shovel before i would lose conciousness during a nice show like that

Am I gonna have to bring out the clown costume on this dude too.... fuck Im gonna be busy

I like the way you think comedy .... :drinkup:

:drinkup:

Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Sep 29 2006, 16:07 Post #19

QUOTE(bondiguy)

fuck yeah
I don't wish to offend but WTF??? Seems u know who may have some serious libido problems. I know I got more than my fair share! :blink:

:blink:

it takes a big man to admit he has his fair share of libido problems. they make medication for situations such as yours. good luck.

A Cup

Member No.: 16429 Posts: 65 Joined: 07/2006

▫ Sep 29 2006, 16:46 Post #20

QUOTE(boanna)

i did it once right in front of u know who. he fell asleep. or at least acted like he was asleep. another time when he WAS asleep, i used his hand! he didnt wake up that time either. :bang:

:bang:

Holy Crap your dude haas got to be some sort of gay space alien!! RIGHT I FRON T OF HIM :crazydude:

:crazydude:

!?!?! You'd have to chop off both of my heads to keep me away

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