QUOTE(stevieboy)
True story...back in my "highschool days", I had this girl who was a good friend that I was super attracted to, but she was involved with someone else. Heck, even her parents adored me and constantly told me "you 2 should be together". Well one night, she was griping about how he was not taking care of her needs and I jokingly said something along the lines of "bet I could rock your world with my tongue alone". Must've struck a chord, because she said "do it now" and her pants came off. I was right in the middle of going at it when her dad walked in. I about died. He took one look...realized it was me and said...its about damn time...if it was that worthless idiot, I'd be furious...but since its you....you've got my blessing to do whatever you want with her...just don't get her knocked up and he left the room.
Turned out to be a good day for me cause she did end up letting me screw her too
Turned out to be a good day for me cause she did end up letting me screw her too
that is freakin hilarious!
but show parts of it here 
but I did catch someone else though. A friend of mine used to like to take naked pictures, no I don't have any (sorry), and would go to isolated places to do it. One time when she thought no one was around she started taking pics beside the pool at our apartment complex because it was closed for some kind of construction. It was early and I guess she was feeling a little randy, and something else 
, but I could see her from the mailboxes right across the driveway because she didn't slose the gate well enough and it had blown open. Being a friend, and a dumbass 
, I snuck over, watched a little bit 
, quietly closed the gate and left. Never told her about it though because she's one of those "quiet types" who you'd never expect to be a total freak!
