ok i just thought of a funny story for this thread. this one day my bf and i were riding in his car and we are having the raunchiest convo... im tellin him how i love to have my mouth wrapped around his big hard dick and he fucks me so good and he saying all kinds of shit bout wanting to fuck me in the ass and eating me out and titty fucking me and stuff (this goes on for at least 5 mins or so) then he looks down and is like SHIT! he had accidentally called his mom and she had been sitting on the phone for like 2 mins!! just listening i guess! at 1st we were like omg but then i just couldnt stop laughing. it could not have been a worse convo to hear. but what can i say? i told him he should use keylock!
ok i just thought of a funny story for this thread. this one day my bf and i were riding in his car and we are having the raunchiest convo... im tellin him how i love to have my mouth wrapped around his big hard dick and he fucks me so good and he saying all kinds of shit bout wanting to fuck me in the ass and eating me out and titty fucking me and stuff (this goes on for at least 5 mins or so) then he looks down and is like SHIT! he had accidentally called his mom and she had been sitting on the phone for like 2 mins!! just listening i guess! at 1st we were like omg but then i just couldnt stop laughing. it could not have been a worse convo to hear. but what can i say? i told him he should use keylock!
Now that's HI-larious. But why in the hell was his mom listening to all that??? What a sicko
by the way... think you could give me a call next time you decide to talk dirty.
ok i just thought of a funny story for this thread. this one day my bf and i were riding in his car and we are having the raunchiest convo... im tellin him how i love to have my mouth wrapped around his big hard dick and he fucks me so good and he saying all kinds of shit bout wanting to fuck me in the ass and eating me out and titty fucking me and stuff (this goes on for at least 5 mins or so) then he looks down and is like SHIT! he had accidentally called his mom and she had been sitting on the phone for like 2 mins!! just listening i guess! at 1st we were like omg but then i just couldnt stop laughing. it could not have been a worse convo to hear. but what can i say? i told him he should use keylock!
next time you have a convo like that, could you accidentally call me?
ok i just thought of a funny story for this thread. this one day my bf and i were riding in his car and we are having the raunchiest convo... im tellin him how i love to have my mouth wrapped around his big hard dick and he fucks me so good and he saying all kinds of shit bout wanting to fuck me in the ass and eating me out and titty fucking me and stuff (this goes on for at least 5 mins or so) then he looks down and is like SHIT! he had accidentally called his mom and she had been sitting on the phone for like 2 mins!! just listening i guess! at 1st we were like omg but then i just couldnt stop laughing. it could not have been a worse convo to hear. but what can i say? i told him he should use keylock!
lmao that is so hilarious. When PD and I were in HS, we would write these really erotic letters back and forth in art class b/c our teacher had a strict no talk policy, so I would take the notes and put them in my backpack and think nothing of it. Well one night i was doing some trig HW and i pulled out my calculator and evidently one of those notes came flying out too and i didnt notice. So the next dayi get home from school and my mom is like "is this yours?" and hands me the note. I'm thinkin "holy shit im so dead" and she apparantly didn't read the ENTIRE thing, b/c it started off semi bad, like blowjobs and stuff and ended up REALLY bad haha, so she says "You really shouldn't discuss things like this at school, what if the teacher found it and read it? Youd' be in big trouble" and i'm like "Uhh uhh yes, ok i gotta go bye" lol.
I still like to mess with PD every now and then, i'll be like "haha you know my mom knew you were sucking my cock when we were really young" and she's liek "OMG SHUT UP!" lmao, good times.
i did it once right in front of u know who. he fell asleep. or at least acted like he was asleep. another time when he WAS asleep, i used his hand! he didnt wake up that time either.
Good lord Bo...that is sad indeed. Forget him....I offer you my hands...my tongue..my dick...my feet...anything I can think to put to good use. Do with them as you will
True story...back in my "highschool days", I had this girl who was a good friend that I was super attracted to, but she was involved with someone else. Heck, even her parents adored me and constantly told me "you 2 should be together". Well one night, she was griping about how he was not taking care of her needs and I jokingly said something along the lines of "bet I could rock your world with my tongue alone". Must've struck a chord, because she said "do it now" and her pants came off. I was right in the middle of going at it when her dad walked in. I about died. He took one look...realized it was me and said...its about damn time...if it was that worthless idiot, I'd be furious...but since its you....you've got my blessing to do whatever you want with her...just don't get her knocked up and he left the room.
Turned out to be a good day for me cause she did end up letting me screw her too
True story...back in my "highschool days", I had this girl who was a good friend that I was super attracted to, but she was involved with someone else. Heck, even her parents adored me and constantly told me "you 2 should be together". Well one night, she was griping about how he was not taking care of her needs and I jokingly said something along the lines of "bet I could rock your world with my tongue alone". Must've struck a chord, because she said "do it now" and her pants came off. I was right in the middle of going at it when her dad walked in. I about died. He took one look...realized it was me and said...its about damn time...if it was that worthless idiot, I'd be furious...but since its you....you've got my blessing to do whatever you want with her...just don't get her knocked up and he left the room.
Turned out to be a good day for me cause she did end up letting me screw her too
True story...back in my "highschool days", I had this girl who was a good friend that I was super attracted to, but she was involved with someone else. Heck, even her parents adored me and constantly told me "you 2 should be together". Well one night, she was griping about how he was not taking care of her needs and I jokingly said something along the lines of "bet I could rock your world with my tongue alone". Must've struck a chord, because she said "do it now" and her pants came off. I was right in the middle of going at it when her dad walked in. I about died. He took one look...realized it was me and said...its about damn time...if it was that worthless idiot, I'd be furious...but since its you....you've got my blessing to do whatever you want with her...just don't get her knocked up and he left the room.
Turned out to be a good day for me cause she did end up letting me screw her too
either yer lying or that dad falls into the .00001% of dads who wouldn't boot you out the door.
