I gotta say he has been reading penthouse forum too much
thats not the bewildering part of his story to me....its the "oh to be young again" crap! to hell with that! if that event happened to me 20 years ago i would have gotten all embarressed, or whispered in his ear... "get a lawyer". nowdays i'd be so overjoyed if a man did that to me! why in less than 30 seconds we'd have a full blown wedding orgy extravaganza goin on....all thanks to me sheddin some clothes on top of the table!
thats not the bewildering part of his story to me....its the "oh to be young again" crap! to hell with that! if that event happened to me 20 years ago i would have gotten all embarressed, or whispered in his ear... "get a lawyer". nowdays i'd be so overjoyed if a man did that to me! why in less than 30 seconds we'd have a full blown wedding orgy extravaganza goin on....all thanks to me sheddin some clothes on top of the table!
this video was emailed to me by a friend who fowards funny emails. took me a while, but I found a shitty quality version on youtube. Here's the link. Talk about being caught. Totally F-ing hilarious
this video was emailed to me by a friend who fowards funny emails. took me a while, but I found a shitty quality version on youtube. Here's the link. Talk about being caught. Totally F-ing hilarious
They just keep making these girls younger and younger. Now if there were only a way to convince them to remove their larynges, they'd be all good. If anyone knows who they are, see what you can do to get them to post at RMM.
this video was emailed to me by a friend who fowards funny emails. took me a while, but I found a shitty quality version on youtube. Here's the link. Talk about being caught. Totally F-ing hilarious
They just keep making these girls younger and younger. Now if there were only a way to convince them to remove their larynges, they'd be all good. If anyone knows who they are, see what you can do to get them to post at RMM.
i don't know what a larynge is but i bet they'd look good without it!
They may think they're just acting stupid but for dirty old men like me, I watch it for a completely different reason they must have been smoking pencil shavings
oh and that girl in the pink is well put together.
he's really going to town.
this has got to fit into the category of things NOT to get caught doing
when I first saw the video, I was like, damn, that broad has some tig ol' bitties, but then I realized it was a doll. still funny as phuck. and the accents make it even funnier.
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right beside measuring your own dick.
Never really done that. no need to make myself cry. Er, I mean, um, I don't have a ruler large enough. yeah, that's what I meant
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i don't know what a larynge is but i bet they'd look good without it!
Larynges is plural for larynx
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They may think they're just acting stupid but for dirty old men like me, I watch it for a completely different reason they must have been smoking pencil shavings
I watch it because I'm a fan of the arts, especially dancing. And by "the arts" I mean women, and by "dancing" I mean watching big boobs bounce.
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oh and that girl in the pink is well put together.
or that the secret code in the stockholm affair was the same nursery rhyme he told his daughter!
Beautiful cross episode reference
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Story IS TRUE!
Yeah
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They may think they're just acting stupid but for dirty old men like me, I watch it for a completely different reason they must have been smoking pencil shavings
oh and that girl in the pink is well put together.
well outside the medical profession, that makes 2 people who now know that
can't wait to bring up that bit o trivia when I go out for beers.
that reminds me of an episode of taxi where they're at someone's house playing trivial persuit. every time Jim's turn comes up he keeps giving the same answer. His teammates keep getting annoyed and ask him why he keeps answering that way... he says, I've played this game before, and I know one of the answers is (whatever the hell he keeps saying). They insist that he not give that answer anymore. Sure enough, Alan Alda reads the next question where the answer he's been giving would be the correct answer, but he answers something different because he's been told to. Pretty predictable, but it was pretty funny back in the 80s. And to think, that goofball came up with the flux capacitor
that reminds me of an episode of taxi where they're at someone's house playing trivial persuit. every time Jim's turn comes up he keeps giving the same answer. His teammates keep getting annoyed and ask him why he keeps answering that way... he says, I've played this game before, and I know one of the answers is (whatever the hell he keeps saying). They insist that he not give that answer anymore. Sure enough, Alan Alda reads the next question where the answer he's been giving would be the correct answer, but he answers something different because he's been told to. Pretty predictable, but it was pretty funny back in the 80s. And to think, that goofball came up with the flux capacitor
I remember watching taxi after school cuz there was nothing else on. Didn't really get most of the jokes on the show, but enjoyed watching Danny DeVito getting chased into his cage.
that reminds me of an episode of taxi where they're at someone's house playing trivial persuit. every time Jim's turn comes up he keeps giving the same answer. His teammates keep getting annoyed and ask him why he keeps answering that way... he says, I've played this game before, and I know one of the answers is (whatever the hell he keeps saying). They insist that he not give that answer anymore. Sure enough, Alan Alda reads the next question where the answer he's been giving would be the correct answer, but he answers something different because he's been told to. Pretty predictable, but it was pretty funny back in the 80s. And to think, that goofball came up with the flux capacitor
Damn, I sold all my stock in Flux Capacitors to invest in YouTube, but Google beat me to it.
Gnappster: Hey Guys, have a Kokanee
Mates: Thanks dude
Mates: Hey look at that group of hot young 18yr olds
Gnappster: I would like to remove their laryng