Caught At It

Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Oct 13 2006, 21:52 Post #81

QUOTE(bondiguy)

Gnappster: Hey Guys, have a Kokanee
Mates: Thanks dude
Mates: Hey look at that group of hot young 18yr olds
Gnappster: I would like to remove their laryng

oooh lemme write that down!

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E Cup+

Member No.: 11695 Posts: 7,001 Joined: 11/2005

▫ Oct 13 2006, 22:02 Post #82

QUOTE(bondiguy)

Gnappster: Hey Guys, have a Kokanee
Mates: Thanks dude
Mates: Hey look at that group of hot young 18yr olds
Gnappster: I would like to remove their laryng

How uncanny that Gnappy actually has a friend named Mates. whooda thunkit?

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Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Oct 13 2006, 22:03 Post #83

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

How uncanny that Gnappy actually has a friend named Mates. whooda thunkit?

Mates parents are hippies

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D Cup

Member No.: 13700 Posts: 1,472 Joined: 02/2006

▫ Jan 24 2007, 17:59 Post #84

Got caught the other night in the passanger seat of a guy's car, completely naked by a parking lot security rent a cop in a mall parking lot. He told the guy I was with that he noticed that the car had been parked for a while and wanted to see if anyone needed any help. (He had no ida what was going on in the car though.) I just sat there running my habd over my legs and stomach. After two or three minutes, it was obvious that the security guy was just making small talk with the guy I was with in order to linger and enjoy the view. I finally looked over toward the drivers-side window (where he was) and said " listen, I'm so horney that I'm about to explode. Do you think it would be OK if we finish up here? Or, would you prefer to just stand there, watch me masterbate, and piss off my boyfriend cause after I'm done he may not get the blowjob I'm sure he wants? The guy looked embarrassed and said " just don't stay too long", turned and walk back in the direction he came from. I leaned back dainstthe passanger door, spread my legs, and watched as the guy I was with finger my stuff. I told him that I really like being licked, he did it to me, I cam SUPER hard, then sucked his dick as good as knew how, he came all over the place, getting in my hair, his car seat, the console. That's about the way it went. Getting caught can be a very good thing sometimes.

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Melon Master

Member No.: 14606 Posts: 28,387 Joined: 04/2006

▫ Jan 24 2007, 18:04 Post #85

QUOTE(Lynette)

Got caught the other night in the passanger seat of a guy's car, completely naked by a parking lot security rent a cop in a mall parking lot. He told the guy I was with that he noticed that the car had been parked for a while and wanted to see if anyone needed any help. (He had no ida what was going on in the car though.) I just sat there running my habd over my legs and stomach. After two or three minutes, it was obvious that the security guy was just making small talk with the guy I was with in order to linger and enjoy the view. I finally looked over toward the drivers-side window (where he was) and said " listen, I'm so horney that I'm about to explode. Do you think it would be OK if we finish up here? Or, would you prefer to just stand there, watch me masterbate, and piss off my boyfriend cause after I'm done he may not get the blowjob I'm sure he wants? The guy looked embarrassed and said " just don't stay too long", turned and walk back in the direction he came from. I leaned back dainstthe passanger door, spread my legs, and watched as the guy I was with finger my stuff. I told him that I really like being licked, he did it to me, I cam SUPER hard, then sucked his dick as good as knew how, he came all over the place, getting in my hair, his car seat, the console. That's about the way it went. Getting caught can be a very good thing sometimes.

sounds good , but the cop was a idiot he should have abused his power and said (Blow me or else )

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Member No.: 11695 Posts: 7,001 Joined: 11/2005

▫ Jan 24 2007, 19:32 Post #86

QUOTE(ddd35)

sounds good , but the cop was a idiot he should have abused his power and said (Blow me or else )

ah, the good ol' breathylizer trick

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Melon Master

Member No.: 14606 Posts: 28,387 Joined: 04/2006

▫ Jan 24 2007, 19:44 Post #87

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

ah, the good ol' breathylizer trick

you bet

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D Cup

Member No.: 13700 Posts: 1,472 Joined: 02/2006

▫ Jan 25 2007, 02:06 Post #88

QUOTE(ddd35)

sounds good , but the cop was a idiot he should have abused his power and said (Blow me or else )

But, he wasn't a real cop. Just some jerk-off security guard.

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Melon Master

Member No.: 14606 Posts: 28,387 Joined: 04/2006

▫ Jan 25 2007, 14:19 Post #89

QUOTE(Lynette)

But, he wasn't a real cop. Just some jerk-off security guard.

they still have the power of the fake badge and the radio ...

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Melon Master

Member No.: 11658 Posts: 21,459 Joined: 11/2005

▫ Jan 26 2007, 23:56 Post #90

QUOTE(Lynette)

Got caught the other night in the passanger seat of a guy's car, completely naked by a parking lot security rent a cop in a mall parking lot. He told the guy I was with that he noticed that the car had been parked for a while and wanted to see if anyone needed any help. (He had no ida what was going on in the car though.) I just sat there running my habd over my legs and stomach. After two or three minutes, it was obvious that the security guy was just making small talk with the guy I was with in order to linger and enjoy the view. I finally looked over toward the drivers-side window (where he was) and said " listen, I'm so horney that I'm about to explode. Do you think it would be OK if we finish up here? Or, would you prefer to just stand there, watch me masterbate, and piss off my boyfriend cause after I'm done he may not get the blowjob I'm sure he wants? The guy looked embarrassed and said " just don't stay too long", turned and walk back in the direction he came from. I leaned back dainstthe passanger door, spread my legs, and watched as the guy I was with finger my stuff. I told him that I really like being licked, he did it to me, I cam SUPER hard, then sucked his dick as good as knew how, he came all over the place, getting in my hair, his car seat, the console. That's about the way it went. Getting caught can be a very good thing sometimes.

Only if you're wide open and straight forward about it! :bonerfied: