well boys the baby sitter called last night , shes been lifting wieghts , getting muscled up for softball , made sure to tell me her boobs are firm as ever ... and shes having a blast at college ...

PICS?!
(at least that's what you should have told her)

Does she go to college out of state? cuz then if you go bang her there, it doesn't count as cheating.

well she was a little tipsy when she called , its homecoming week at college and there partying big time , I told her I needed some pics in her softball uniform , her only comment was , Ill flex my assets for ya LOL

yes she is out of state but I dont think the wife will buy that aurgument ... specially since the main reason she called me was to tell me she would be home all next week on break ...

if you get any pics, it is your civic duty to post them here.

Ahh the old outta state rule



Failure to comply will result in us sending Puppet over to make a new boot out of your arse!

I will do my best but theres no guarantees .....

That really is "not a guarantee"

well I just got this via email from the sitter I have no idea who the other girls are , I assume her room mates , looks like homecoming week has gone well

I was going to ask which one was the sitter but I dont think I care, I'd do em all!!!

btw who are you the pope? Post their faces!!!

sorry Bondi , no faces , shes going to school to become a doctor . and shes in the red bra

holy shnikes! can you cc those emails to me??
I figured the red bra one was the sitter...she has the biggest funbags, but I would like to defile all three, preferably at once.



what a coincidence, maybe I could tutor her, cuz Dr. Tongue has arrived!

boy 3d, despite how everyone calls you an asshole when you're not around, you seem like an OK guy (as long as you keep posting pics like this)

That is all.

ok well show the other 2



Agreed!

welll to be honest I am a asshole just ask the guy Im sueing this month !!!!

I told you guys if I get the goods I would share , Im trying for nude but I cant be to open asking her for them , we have been pretty close to this point that might cause me some problems down the road ...

why didn't I think of that?



it's all about subtlety and vagueness of your intentions.

don't say "send me some titty pics!"

say something like "geeze, you guys look like you were having a crazy time, what did you do for an encore after that?"

and then there's the invaluable LOL. bastardized to the point of nausea online, it serves as the perfect get out of jail ticket if you say something out of line. observe:
you're chatting with some hot girl and say:
"wow you're hot! I'm gonna trace your ISP and come knocking on your door to have my way with you"... she's calling the authorities on your ass!
BUT, add a LOL to the end of that, "wow you're hot! I'm gonna trace your ISP and come knocking on your door to have my way with you LOL" and she thinks you' re just a big harmless admirer.

add the 2 together, "geeze, you guys look like you were having a crazy time, what did you do for an encore after that LOL" and you'll be in boobie heaven.

and what do you mean cause you some trouble down the road. you mean with your wife? do you really think she'd be much less pissed off with the pic the babysitter already sent than with a nude one. maybe a bit, but it'd be in the same ballpark.

And that is all.

well yeah your right , it probably wouldnt cause any more trouble then the bra and panty pic , course thats not much worse then the bikini she wore when she was swimming here this summer , or even the naked boobs that are posted above of our old book keeper ... I might casually ask the sitter if shed care to share some nudes , but as you state above I will do it Tackful , ZYou Know like ( HEy you got some awesome titties there mind if I snap a couple pics of them ???? ) LOL well just stopped for a short lunch and fax some paper work . see ya later

well the friend called my wife today asked if I was going to help pay for her boob job , , I told my wife sure as long as I get to enjoy them after I pay for them , the wife slapped me , then called the friend and told her what i said , all I heard was , OKAY

DDD, that pic was fantastic. U are the man

at least you got the LOL in there

btw has your wife seen any of these pics?



and you're still married?

The wife has seen the pictures of the girls with the prom dresses on , none of the others , hell shed kill me of she saw the boob pics or the pics of the baby sitter in the lingerie ...

and yes still married , to be honest the wife and friend have spoke about it many times now , it seems the gal has been passed over 2 times now for promotion at work and she feels it is because of her small chest , the last promotion was a a double in salary and went to a very large breasted gal that hadnt worked in her department for more then 2 yrs and shes been there for 10 , i think basically she wants them to help build her self esteem , which I can understand and the fact that I can afford to help her I will and I will get to see the cleavage on a weekly basis ...

Thank you , Im just a self proclaimed pervert !!! NOT really just lucky