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E Cup+

Member No.: 11695 Posts: 7,001 Joined: 11/2005

▫ Oct 16 2006, 13:25 Post #101

QUOTE(ddd35)

well bob this young lady and was young , she was like 19 in this pic , was hell bent on climbing the ladder to success and she felt showing off her boobs would help ,(couldnt hurt ) anyway one day she was flashing so I told her here let me take some pics , and she undressed , the close up , she was simulating riding me ,
one day I walked in the office and she was sitting here in a purple thong and bra set , she thought it was just to sexy to cover up !!! I have to agree .

needless to say that the end came when the wife came home one day and the young lady was sitting at her desk in spandex shorts and a very revealing tank top , the wife asked me to fire her that night , but we remained friends and as a matter of fact the wife was a bridesmaids at her wedding ...

Somehow you manage to get yourself wrapped up in the most pleasant of strange situations.

Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Oct 16 2006, 16:25 Post #102

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

ah, don't be so sensative. I was supporting you by saying that you said your wife was way more of a prize than your neighbor, so it'd be more of a downgrade to be doing a swaparoo. You'd be the biggest loser in the transaction, so to speak.

There is a pic floating around her of my little lady... it's just more of a silhouette. As far as naked pics... I'm happy if I'm just able to get her naked. Getting the camera in the same room at such a time is going to take a bit of work.

In any case, I think it would be best to get this little neighbor fantasy outta your head. at the most, I'd say you should just try to get your wife in on it. Maybe you can get her to make out with the broad or something at the haunted house.

most importantly... if you do end up hooking up with the neighbor and she does end up getting implants, will you please supply some pics. some before and lots of after.

click

instead of just a big loser

now you're talking! you writing this down 3d?

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

Somehow you manage to get yourself wrapped up in the most pleasant of strange situations.

if all that shit happened to me, I'd be waiting for the crew of Playboy TVs Totally Busted to come charging out to let me in on the joke.

Melon Master

Member No.: 14606 Posts: 28,387 Joined: 04/2006

▫ Oct 16 2006, 22:03 Post #103

Gnappy I think I ve said it before I have always go along better with women then I do with men , I just become good friends with them , I was always easy to talk to , so I was like great friends , and usually ended up being friends with benefits ,, then once I took over the family farm and other business's they liked that i had nice things and could take them out to eat and party and such , So I guess Im just lucky :2thumbsup:

:2thumbsup:

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▫ Oct 16 2006, 22:29 Post #104

QUOTE(ddd35)

Gnappy I think I ve said it before I have always go along better with women then I do with men , I just become good friends with them , I was always easy to talk to , so I was like great friends , and usually ended up being friends with benefits ,, then once I took over the family farm and other business's they liked that i had nice things and could take them out to eat and party and such , So I guess Im just lucky :2thumbsup:

:2thumbsup:

where can I get me one of these family farms you speak of?

And more importantly, do they come with a baby-sitter, or do you have to get your own?

Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Oct 16 2006, 22:50 Post #105

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

where can I get me one of these family farms you speak of?

And more importantly, do they come with a baby-sitter, or do you have to get your own?

preferably with big tits

and bob, don't you already have the family auto something or other store?

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▫ Oct 16 2006, 22:51 Post #106

QUOTE(Gnappster)

preferably with big tits

and bob, don't you already have the family auto something or other store?

well, yeah, but I sure as hell don't a baby-sitter around here anywhere.

Melon Master

Member No.: 11658 Posts: 21,459 Joined: 11/2005

▫ Oct 17 2006, 00:57 Post #107

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

well, yeah, but I sure as hell don't^^^^^? :huh:

:huh:

a baby-sitter around here anywhere.

:blink:

:huh:

B Cup

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▫ Oct 17 2006, 05:16 Post #108

Haha I can see it now:

DDD35: "So this concludes the interview"
Random female: "So did I get the job?"
DDD35: "Eh, I'll have to call you back."
Random female: "Oh btw, here's a pic of my tits, sorry they all couldn't fit on the picture. Price you pay for being well endowed

"
DDD35: "Welcome to DDD's farm, first task is for me to.......*serious look* plow your field."
*cue cheesey '70s porn music*

Now on DVD "Book Keepers Gone Wild!"

Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Oct 17 2006, 05:50 Post #109

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

haha. Great ep. I love the part at the end where they're like. Can we at least keep her till the orgy?
And homer's like, what do you say, Marge?

NO DICE!

QUOTE(Gnappster)

instead of just a big loser

if all that shit happened to me, I'd be waiting for the crew of Playboy TVs Totally Busted to come charging out to let me in on the joke.

Ashton.... you motherfucker you got me!

QUOTE(HardDick69)

Haha I can see it now:

DDD35: "So this concludes the interview"
Random female: "So did I get the job?"
DDD35: "Eh, I'll have to call you back."
Random female: "Oh btw, here's a pic of my tits, sorry they all couldn't fit on the picture. Price you pay for being well endowed

"
DDD35: "Welcome to DDD's farm, first task is for me to.......*serious look* plow your field."
*cue cheesey '70s porn music*

Now on DVD "Book Keepers Gone Wild!"

you have watched too much bad porno my friend

C Cup

Member No.: 11025 Posts: 638 Joined: 10/2005

▫ Oct 17 2006, 07:17 Post #110

QUOTE(bondiguy)

you have watched too much bad porno my friend

Bad? Porno? no I dont get it

Melon Master

Member No.: 14606 Posts: 28,387 Joined: 04/2006

▫ Oct 17 2006, 10:20 Post #111

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

where can I get me one of these family farms you speak of?

And more importantly, do they come with a baby-sitter, or do you have to get your own?

well i guess allot of it comes with the small town

youd have to find your own baby sitter , mine is taken , however I think think the ex book keeper above might be available , her hubby has been treating her like shit ,

Melon Master

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▫ Oct 17 2006, 10:24 Post #112

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

well, yeah, but I sure as hell don't a baby-sitter around here anywhere.

oh yeah I have 2 new canidates for baby sitter now that mine went to college , and guess what 1 has big boobs one just has a great ass , lol i guess its the fact that we pay 7.50 and meals and they watch them here at our house that attracts the baby sitters , you see we have a large pool and hot tub , so they enjoy that .. and I enjoy the View ... :2thumbsup:

:2thumbsup:

Melon Master

Member No.: 14606 Posts: 28,387 Joined: 04/2006

▫ Oct 17 2006, 10:25 Post #113

QUOTE(HardDick69)

Haha I can see it now:

DDD35: "So this concludes the interview"
Random female: "So did I get the job?"
DDD35: "Eh, I'll have to call you back."
Random female: "Oh btw, here's a pic of my tits, sorry they all couldn't fit on the picture. Price you pay for being well endowed

"
DDD35: "Welcome to DDD's farm, first task is for me to.......*serious look* plow your field."
*cue cheesey '70s porn music*

Now on DVD "Book Keepers Gone Wild!"

you might be close

Melon Master

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▫ Oct 17 2006, 17:02 Post #114

QUOTE(Christof)

Bad? Porno? no I dont get it

It's a very fine line, but I discovered it does exist. Back when we were 18, some buddies and I rented some porn, for the novelty of it, and because net porn wasn't nearly as good back then. Anyway, we decided to rent the 6 hours of porn on one tape, cuz it was 6 HOURS, not the crappy 90 minute stuff with hot porn stars.
As it turned out it was bad porn.

QUOTE(ddd35)

oh yeah I have 2 new canidates for baby sitter now that mine went to college , and guess what 1 has big boobs one just has a great ass , lol i guess its the fact that we pay 7.50 and meals and they watch them here at our house that attracts the baby sitters , you see we have a large pool and hot tub , so they enjoy that .. and I enjoy the View ... :2thumbsup:

:2thumbsup:

$7.50 and meals? Where do I apply? But I get 3 popsicles out of the freezer too, right? And if I don't get the job, can I at least "supervize" the new sitter?

Melon Master

Member No.: 14606 Posts: 28,387 Joined: 04/2006

▫ Oct 17 2006, 17:35 Post #115

QUOTE(Gnappster)

It's a very fine line, but I discovered it does exist. Back when we were 18, some buddies and I rented some porn, for the novelty of it, and because net porn wasn't nearly as good back then. Anyway, we decided to rent the 6 hours of porn on one tape, cuz it was 6 HOURS, not the crappy 90 minute stuff with hot porn stars.
As it turned out it was bad porn.
$7.50 and meals? Where do I apply? But I get 3 popsicles out of the freezer too, right? And if I don't get the job, can I at least "supervize" the new sitter?

well the 7.50 isnt much but when most sitters get 2-3 per hour per kid the 7.50 is pretty good deal , and as far as hiring a male , probably not , but we might be looking for a pool man LOL

C Cup

Member No.: 11025 Posts: 638 Joined: 10/2005

▫ Oct 17 2006, 17:43 Post #116

QUOTE(Gnappster)

It's a very fine line, but I discovered it does exist. Back when we were 18, some buddies and I rented some porn, for the novelty of it, and because net porn wasn't nearly as good back then. Anyway, we decided to rent the 6 hours of porn on one tape, cuz it was 6 HOURS, not the crappy 90 minute stuff with hot porn stars.
As it turned out it was bad porn.

But it did have boobs in it though right?

Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Oct 18 2006, 05:50 Post #117

QUOTE(Christof)

Bad? Porno? no I dont get it

What Gnappy said...

Typical guy, always going for quantity over quality

Melon Master

Member No.: 14606 Posts: 28,387 Joined: 04/2006

▫ Oct 18 2006, 10:47 Post #118

QUOTE(bondiguy)

What Gnappy said...

Typical guy, always going for quantity over quality

isnt that the male way ?

Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Oct 19 2006, 07:12 Post #119

QUOTE(ddd35)

isnt that the male way ?

Yes sir

Melon Master

Member No.: 14606 Posts: 28,387 Joined: 04/2006

▫ Oct 19 2006, 10:52 Post #120

QUOTE(bondiguy)

Yes sir

I thought as much :2thumbsup:

:2thumbsup:

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