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▫ Sep 25 2006, 17:58 Post #41
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
one more thing... How'd you get to go to her senior prom to take that pic???  Sign me up for that job.  :2thumbsup:

If ya read the start of this thread youd know I am on the school board , thus I get invited to Prom . and homecoming and handed her , her diploma at graduation .... :P
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▫ Sep 25 2006, 19:01 Post #42
QUOTE(ddd35)
If ya read the  start of this thread youd know I am on the school board , thus  I get invited to Prom  . and homecoming and  handed her , her diploma at graduation  ....  :P


you're craftier than I thought, you dirty ol' bastard! :P

after handing her the diploma did you give her a little slap on the ass, ya know, like "way to go!"
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▫ Sep 25 2006, 21:37 Post #43
QUOTE(Gnappster)
you're craftier than I thought, you dirty ol' bastard!  :P

after handing her the diploma did you give her a little slap on the ass, ya know, like "way to go!"

Well I handed her and her twin there diplomas , and they both gave me a big hug right on stage in front of 1100 people including my WIFE , that wasnt a good thing ... LOL But always remember were thers a will theres a way ... :cheers:
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▫ Sep 26 2006, 14:31 Post #44
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Well I handed her and her twin  there diplomas , and they both gave me a big hug right on stage  in front  of 1100 people including my WIFE ,  that wasnt a good thing ...  LOL    But always remember were thers a will theres a way ... :cheers:

I WILL have your baby-sitter!!!

hope that works
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▫ Sep 27 2006, 04:58 Post #45
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Wow.  She'd be pretty hot if it weren't for that black stuff all over her face.

Thanks for finally posting the pics of your baby-sitter.  What's her number?  Perhaps her services could be of use to me.  :letsfuck:


Yeah she has one killer blackhead! :P

QUOTE(ddd35)
If ya read the  start of this thread youd know I am on the school board , thus  I get invited to Prom  . and homecoming and  handed her , her diploma at graduation  ....  :P


You dirty old man :blink:
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▫ Sep 27 2006, 10:36 Post #46
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Yeah she has one killer blackhead! :P
You dirty old man :blink:

what can I say ? :cheers:
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▫ Sep 27 2006, 14:17 Post #47
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what can I say ? :cheers:

well, you can start with... Babysitter, I need you to go over to Bobaloo's place for a while. Here's some cab fare.
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▫ Sep 28 2006, 08:02 Post #48
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well, you can start with... Babysitter, I need you to go over to Bobaloo's place for a while.  Here's some cab fare.


Well your both in the same state... thats a start!
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▫ Sep 28 2006, 21:39 Post #49
well ladies and gentlemen and useing the term losely , have a question , the wife and I have been hanging out with a couple our same age for about 2 yrs , weve been to vegas , going to Hawaii in feb , and we go out to eat allot together as well as drink our share together , well my question is this .. I am really attracted to his wife , its kinda strange cause she isnt really my type , she just has average boobs , a fair butt , and a great smile , i found myself staring at her mouth and lips over supper last weekend , the 4 of us dont speek of sex , other then just jokng , but this summer we were at a tractor / truck pull and were drinking heavily and she needed help climbing off the semi traier we were sitting on and in the course of me holding her hand to help her down she moved my hand to her chest and brushed it across her breast , nothing was said just a shared smile .... Im just curious what ya all think should I persue some swapping or just call it well enough and tease and dream a bit and stay good friends ????? :crazydude: be nice gnappy and bob its just a question not a sex story or anything ...
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▫ Sep 28 2006, 21:46 Post #50
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well ladies and gentlemen  and useing the term losely , have a question , the wife and I have been hanging out  with a couple our same age  for about 2 yrs ,  weve been to vegas , going to Hawaii in feb , and we go out to eat allot together as well as  drink our share together , well my question is this ..  I am really attracted  to  his wife , its kinda strange  cause she isnt really my type , she  just has average  boobs , a fair butt , and a great smile , i found myself staring at her mouth and lips  over supper last weekend ,  the 4 of us dont speek of sex , other then just jokng , but this summer we were at a tractor / truck pull and were drinking heavily  and she needed help climbing off the semi traier we were sitting on  and in the course of me holding her hand  to help her down  she moved my hand to her chest  and brushed it across her breast , nothing was said  just a shared smile  ....  Im just curious what ya  all think should I persue  some swapping  or just call it well enough and   tease and dream  a bit and stay good friends  ?????    :crazydude:   be nice gnappy and bob   its just a question  not a sex story or anything ...


YOU HAVE BEEN IN THE COMBINE TOO LONG 3DDD ....don't look into the light
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▫ Sep 28 2006, 21:52 Post #51
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well ladies and gentlemen  and useing the term losely , have a question , the wife and I have been hanging out  with a couple our same age  for about 2 yrs ,  weve been to vegas , going to Hawaii in feb , and we go out to eat allot together as well as  drink our share together , well my question is this ..  I am really attracted  to  his wife , its kinda strange  cause she isnt really my type , she  just has average  boobs , a fair butt , and a great smile , i found myself staring at her mouth and lips  over supper last weekend ,  the 4 of us dont speek of sex , other then just jokng , but this summer we were at a tractor / truck pull and were drinking heavily  and she needed help climbing off the semi traier we were sitting on  and in the course of me holding her hand  to help her down  she moved my hand to her chest  and brushed it across her breast , nothing was said  just a shared smile  ....  Im just curious what ya  all think should I persue  some swapping  or just call it well enough and   tease and dream  a bit and stay good friends  ?????    :crazydude:   be nice gnappy and bob   its just a question  not a sex story or anything ...


you need to get that woman, your babysitter, your mother-in-law and that girl you met at the family reunion together fro some group action!

But seriously, I'd say forget it and enjoy the quick feel you got. Unless you're sure your wife would be into it, then I'd say leave well enough alone. Plus women do all sorts of crazy shit when drunk(I should know) that they would never think of doing when sober. Sure she may be attracted to you but it might end there. She could very well not want anything physical out of it. How do you find out if she wants more than that? Well you probably won't. If you try to pursue it and she's not into it, it could make hanging out with them really awkward. And if you go behind your wife's back and this other woman gets really spooked and tells your wife, well, you might end up shacking up with the babysitter permanently. :lol:
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▫ Sep 28 2006, 22:17 Post #52
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well ladies and gentlemen  and useing the term losely , have a question , the wife and I have been hanging out  with a couple our same age  for about 2 yrs ,  weve been to vegas , going to Hawaii in feb , and we go out to eat allot together as well as  drink our share together , well my question is this ..  I am really attracted  to  his wife , its kinda strange  cause she isnt really my type , she  just has average  boobs , a fair butt , and a great smile , i found myself staring at her mouth and lips  over supper last weekend ,  the 4 of us dont speek of sex , other then just jokng , but this summer we were at a tractor / truck pull and were drinking heavily  and she needed help climbing off the semi traier we were sitting on  and in the course of me holding her hand  to help her down  she moved my hand to her chest  and brushed it across her breast , nothing was said  just a shared smile  ....  Im just curious what ya  all think should I persue  some swapping  or just call it well enough and   tease and dream  a bit and stay good friends  ?????    :crazydude:   be nice gnappy and bob   its just a question  not a sex story or anything ...

Anyone can cheat. the hard thing is not cheating. there will be temptations and flirtations all your life. You should accept that as a compliment and take out your sexual urges on your wife (and baby-sitter, of course).

Also look at it this way. Your buddy's wife is so-so. okay boobs, okay butt, and you don't seem that into her other than for the thrill of it all. now, you'd have to share YOUR wife with your buddy. Are you willing to trade wife for wife. who's getting the upgrade in that scenario? In any case, you should be damn sure you have the bigger cock of the two... you'll have better chance of a threesome that way.

in unrelated news, Peoria isn't that far from me. Think I can come over and meet your baby-sitter?? :)
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▫ Sep 28 2006, 22:32 Post #53
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Anyone can cheat.  the hard thing is not cheating.  there will be temptations and flirtations all your life.  You should accept that as a compliment and take out your sexual urges on your wife (and baby-sitter, of course). 


Really?!?! WOOHOO! :drinkup:
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▫ Sep 29 2006, 07:02 Post #54
First of all Naraz needs to get his emo ass to a tractor pull

secondly sometimes fantasies are great in theory but you could fuck her/wife swap and really not have fun

We ALL have forbidden fantasies (Hell I know I do) but just keep them that way
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▫ Sep 29 2006, 10:32 Post #55
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you need to get that woman, your babysitter, your mother-in-law and that girl you met at the family reunion together fro some group action!
But seriously, I'd say forget it and enjoy the quick feel you got. Unless you're sure your wife would be into it, then I'd say leave well enough alone. Plus women do all sorts of crazy shit when drunk(I should know) that they would never think of doing when sober. Sure she may be attracted to you but it might end there. She could very well not want anything physical out of it. How do you find out if she wants more than that? Well you probably won't. If you try to pursue it and she's not into it, it could make hanging out with them really awkward. And if you go behind your wife's back and this other woman gets really spooked  and tells your wife, well, you might end up shacking up with the babysitter permanently.  :lol:


Yes your right its better to leave as a fantasy, they came to my sons football game last night and then all of us went out for supper , then i wake up in the night all hot and sweaty haveing drempt of having sex with her , but i am not willing to share so i will take all your advice and just look and dream ...
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▫ Sep 29 2006, 10:33 Post #56
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Anyone can cheat.  the hard thing is not cheating.  there will be temptations and flirtations all your life.  You should accept that as a compliment and take out your sexual urges on your wife (and baby-sitter, of course). 

Also look at it this way.  Your buddy's wife is so-so.  okay boobs, okay butt, and you don't seem that into her other than for the thrill of it all.  now, you'd have to share YOUR wife with your buddy.  Are you willing to trade wife for wife.  who's getting the upgrade in that scenario?  In any case, you should be damn sure you have the bigger cock of the two... you'll have better chance of a threesome that way.

in unrelated news, Peoria isn't that far from me.  Think I can come over and meet your baby-sitter??  :)

well the baby sitter is home from college this week to ... :2thumbsup:
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▫ Sep 29 2006, 10:35 Post #57
QUOTE(bondiguy)
First of all Naraz needs to get his emo ass to a tractor pull

secondly sometimes fantasies are great in theory but you could fuck her/wife swap and really not have fun

We ALL have forbidden fantasies (Hell I know I do) but just keep them that way


this is all true Bondi , I have many fantasies , :cheers:
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▫ Sep 29 2006, 14:49 Post #58
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well the baby sitter is home from college this week to   ...  :2thumbsup:

How'z Saturday lookin' for her?
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▫ Sep 29 2006, 15:34 Post #59
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We ALL have forbidden fantasies (Hell I know I do) but just keep them that way


I bet some of them are even heterosexual ones.
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▫ Sep 30 2006, 00:05 Post #60
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I bet some of them are even heterosexual ones.


ummm..... takes one to know one....

*swoosh*

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