why didn't I think of that?
it's all about subtlety and vagueness of your intentions.

don't say "send me some titty pics!"

say something like "geeze, you guys look like you were having a crazy time, what did you do for an encore after that?"

and then there's the invaluable LOL. bastardized to the point of nausea online, it serves as the perfect get out of jail ticket if you say something out of line. observe:
you're chatting with some hot girl and say:
"wow you're hot! I'm gonna trace your ISP and come knocking on your door to have my way with you"... she's calling the authorities on your ass!
BUT, add a LOL to the end of that, "wow you're hot! I'm gonna trace your ISP and come knocking on your door to have my way with you LOL" and she thinks you' re just a big harmless admirer.

add the 2 together, "geeze, you guys look like you were having a crazy time, what did you do for an encore after that LOL" and you'll be in boobie heaven.

and what do you mean cause you some trouble down the road. you mean with your wife? do you really think she'd be much less pissed off with the pic the babysitter already sent than with a nude one. maybe a bit, but it'd be in the same ballpark.

And that is all.

at least you got the LOL in there 

btw has your wife seen any of these pics?
and you're still married? 

LOL... the 3 greatest letters to be grouped since NIN haha
  If he is I dont know how

btw I still wouldnt help out that bird by paying for her new boobs.

And seriously, unscramble the faces of the other 2!

LOL... the 3 greatest letters to be grouped since NIN haha
  If he is I dont know how

Well I look at it this way ,on the boobs , We spend allot of time with her so i will get to see the cleavage allot and Im guessing even more  , just think of the heads that will turn when she and my S/O walk thru the mall or walk down the beach when were in Hawaii this feb  ..   I guess its a matter of helping a friend out to build her self esteem  , she called my wife last night and said she had a  apointment  yesterday with the  surgeon ,  he wants to give her a good sized D  i dont know how many CC that is but for her its going to be a pretty big change , he will also  relocate her nipples  to the center as now they sag ,  He gave her a fake set to put in  bra to see what she thought , and she told the  wife  her hubby about attacked her when she walked in with them on last night ,  that alone helped her make the decision ...  and hell its only $4000.  its not like its a  life savings amount ... 
I might go back and erase the  extras  faces  I havent decided  ....

Nine Inch Nails? That's one of your no name bands
I dunno bout you but I wouldn't want a woman with a great pair of tits that I paid for hanging out with me and MY wife. How can you get a good look at them. Your wife will probably watch you like a hawk to see if you are paying more attention to her new D-cups than you should be. why don't they just take out a loan? and if she thinks she has been passed over for promotions cuz of her tits, suggest that maybe it's her BJ skills that are lacking and you could help her out with that.

oh yeah, since $4000 isn't much to you, could I borrow $4000? This top official from the Nigerian government emailed saying that I could get millions if I just deposit a few thousand into their account for handling fees. Seems like a risk free venture to me!

well no matter weather I pay or not my wife knows Im going to look , she is just resigned to that ,  her policy is , you can window shop all ya want but ya better come home to buy  ,  as far as the people borrowing money  , they could but how do you borrow for boobs ?   I had suggested that   well her hubby has used most of there borrowing power starting a carpet laying busness ..   I suggested she needs to spend some time on her knees to get the promotions , she just smiled and said  ( I tried that )  Dont know if she did or not but  I dont think it out of the question .  her Id let her practice on me  ... 

If you had  female boobs I might send ya the  4000. but since yours our male  I cant make that loan  ...... Sorry   I descriminate ...

well then, loan her the money then, and provide her with a link to this place.

great idea   but I fear she will bring the wife along ....      and the wife took a check to her today  shes getting them done next week  I guess  ...    we shall see  the 4 of us are going to the  def leapard  concert  friday night  in moline , so we shall see if its uncomfotable now that I have given them the money ....  

geeze you guys go out on the town more often than lindsay lohan on a coke bender.

well thats why we need a baby sitter  !!!!  and dont know if I like  the comparison there   other then shes got great tits  LOL

well I probably should not have  posted this  , I got this via  phone today , shes getting braver  , good thing Im going to be gone this weekend .......  enjoy , trying to get the hands down  but im guessing that wont happen  and yes bondi the face is blacked out  ,,  

well I probably should not have  posted this  , I got this via  phone today , shes getting braver  , good thing Im going to be gone this weekend .......  enjoy , trying to get the hands down  but im guessing that wont happen  and yes bondi the face is blacked out  ,,  

I might go back and erase the  extras  faces  I havent decided  ....

Nine Inch Nails? That's one of your no name bands

oh yeah, since $4000 isn't much to you, could I borrow $4000? This top official from the Nigerian government emailed saying that I could get millions if I just deposit a few thousand into their account for handling fees. Seems like a risk free venture to me!

ahhh good point!

and correction--HAD great tits. I always thought she'd get hotter and hotter as she got a little older, then ol lindsay turned 18 and the rest is a train wreck of a history.

well I probably should not have  posted this  , I got this via  phone today , shes getting braver  , good thing Im going to be gone this weekend .......  enjoy , trying to get the hands down  but im guessing that wont happen  and yes bondi the face is blacked out  ,,  

Come on help a brother out
Spotted and can you link me in on that Nigerian venture?
Hence why younger girls are better
Good lord that isn't her is it???

heres a different view

you must immediately have sex with this woman!

heres a different view