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Melon Master
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▫ Oct 2 2006, 12:12 Post #61
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
How'z Saturday lookin' for her?

Well wish I new she got home and spent the entire week with her boyfriend , imagine that !!!!!!!
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▫ Oct 2 2006, 21:31 Post #62
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Well played :thumbup:

you're a pretty cool dude with a hot chick.  I'd have said hi earlier, but I was trying to avoid having to call someone harddick.  So Hi, welcome to RMM.  Hope you don't mind being called HD.


Dunno how I missed this before now haha.

lmao yah bro Hd is perfectly fine. I proably should've used that name instead , but it was a spur of the moment thing haha.

Thanks for welcoming me to the boards. PD and I are having a good time on here. Everyone seems to be cool so far *keywords: so far..haha* I like how you board vets give us newbies such a hard time and it weeds out the idiots pretty quick, even though every newbie is entitled to occassional idiotic moments :P I think i've used most of mine already though :)
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▫ Oct 2 2006, 23:10 Post #63
QUOTE(HardDick69)
Dunno how I missed this before now haha.

lmao yah bro Hd is perfectly fine.  I proably should've used that name instead , but it was a spur of the moment thing haha.

Thanks for welcoming me to the boards.  PD and I are having a good time on here. Everyone seems to be cool so far *keywords: so far..haha* I like how you board vets give us newbies such a hard time and it weeds out the idiots pretty quick, even though every newbie is entitled to occassional idiotic moments :P I think i've used most of mine already though :)

Nah. Newbs who post pics of their hot girlfriends get a few extra freebies. :thumbup:
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▫ Oct 3 2006, 08:26 Post #64
QUOTE(HardDick69)
Dunno how I missed this before now haha.

lmao yah bro Hd is perfectly fine.  I proably should've used that name instead , but it was a spur of the moment thing haha.

Thanks for welcoming me to the boards.  PD and I are having a good time on here. Everyone seems to be cool so far *keywords: so far..haha* I like how you board vets give us newbies such a hard time and it weeds out the idiots pretty quick, even though every newbie is entitled to occassional idiotic moments :P I think i've used most of mine already though :)


QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Nah.  Newbs who post pics of their hot girlfriends get a few extra freebies. :thumbup:


and how! :P
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▫ Oct 3 2006, 21:53 Post #65
QUOTE(bondiguy)
and how! :P


haha good to know!

I'll try not to abuse my benefits :P
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▫ Oct 5 2006, 05:44 Post #66
QUOTE(HardDick69)
haha good to know!

I'll try not to abuse my benefits :P


Consider them to be like credits....

and tell PD you are running out of credits! :P
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▫ Oct 6 2006, 10:39 Post #67
hello boys and girls , just stopping by to say hi. Life sucks right now but who am I to complain ?

anyway the lady friend i spoke of above , came to my sons football game last night , in the conversation she told my wife and I she was thinking about getting a boob job before we go to Hawaii in feb .. I asked her why ? All she said was with a grin on her face . ( thought you liked big boobs ?) I was speechless and aroused as well , so the game continues .. and by the way my son intercepted a pass and ran it back 75 yards for a TD , Im very proud right now .... :cheers:
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▫ Oct 6 2006, 14:55 Post #68
QUOTE(ddd35)
hello boys and girls  ,  just stopping by to say hi.   Life sucks right now but who am I to complain ?

anyway the lady friend i spoke of above  , came to my sons  football game last night  , in the conversation  she told my wife and I  she was thinking about getting a boob  job before we go to  Hawaii in feb ..  I asked her why ?   All she said was with a grin on her face . ( thought you liked big boobs ?)  I was speechless  and aroused  as well  ,   so the game continues ..  and by the way my son intercepted a pass and ran it back  75 yards for a TD   , Im very proud right now ....   :cheers:

You should have said, "yeah, I do like big boobs. I also like to come in girls' faces. You gonna get that too?" but, hey, that's just the kinda guy I am.
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▫ Oct 6 2006, 15:47 Post #69
QUOTE(ddd35)
hello boys and girls  ,  just stopping by to say hi.   Life sucks right now but who am I to complain ?

anyway the lady friend i spoke of above  , came to my sons  football game last night  , in the conversation  she told my wife and I  she was thinking about getting a boob  job before we go to  Hawaii in feb ..  I asked her why ?   All she said was with a grin on her face . ( thought you liked big boobs ?)  I was speechless  and aroused  as well  ,   so the game continues ..  and by the way my son intercepted a pass and ran it back  75 yards for a TD   , Im very proud right now ....   :cheers:


oh she's getting a boob job now?! all that stuff I said about not doing her? disregard it. you should now nail her and take nude pics of her to post here as well. :cheers:
That is all.
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▫ Oct 6 2006, 23:12 Post #70
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
You should have said, "yeah, I do like big boobs.  I also like to come in girls' faces.  You gonna get that too?"  but, hey, that's just the kinda guy I am.


I would have said I like to defecate on female's chest after intercourse, just to see her reaction!

QUOTE(Gnappster)
oh she's getting a boob job now?! all that stuff I said about not doing her? disregard it. you should now nail her and take nude pics of her to post here as well.  :cheers:
That is all.


Agreed :thumbup:
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▫ Oct 7 2006, 11:00 Post #71
QUOTE(Gnappster)
oh she's getting a boob job now?! all that stuff I said about not doing her? disregard it. you should now nail her and take nude pics of her to post here as well.  :cheers:
That is all.


She is getting a little more daring all the time , Her hubby says he might buy her the boob job , says her are fine but if shes willing he might take advantage of it ... LOL
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▫ Oct 7 2006, 11:06 Post #72
QUOTE(bondiguy)
I would have said I like to defecate on female's chest after intercourse, just to see her reaction!
Agreed :thumbup:


Im guessing she would have slapped me , then said I was gross , :crazydude:
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▫ Oct 9 2006, 05:36 Post #73
QUOTE(ddd35)
Im guessing she would have slapped me , then said I was gross ,   :crazydude:


baby :P
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▫ Oct 9 2006, 10:26 Post #74
QUOTE(bondiguy)
baby :P


LOL we shall see, will see them a couple times this week , If she brings up the boob job Im going to tell her I need to see a before and after .. :drinkup:
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▫ Oct 9 2006, 15:02 Post #75
QUOTE(ddd35)
LOL   we shall  see, will see them a couple times this week , If she brings up the boob job  Im going to tell her I need to see a before and after .. :drinkup:

pft! See :rolleyes: don't be such a sissy. tell her your ears need to feel the difference before and after for proper evaluation.
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▫ Oct 10 2006, 05:05 Post #76
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
pft!  See :rolleyes:   don't be such a sissy.  tell her your ears need to feel the difference before and after for proper evaluation.


It is the only logical solution!
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▫ Oct 10 2006, 10:29 Post #77
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
pft!  See :rolleyes:   don't be such a sissy.  tell her your ears need to feel the difference before and after for proper evaluation.


maybe the tongue test :2thumbsup:
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▫ Oct 13 2006, 11:08 Post #78
well she emailed me and asked if I would help them pay for her boob job , i thought that was brave , I havent answered back yet but I will ... :cheers:
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▫ Oct 13 2006, 11:32 Post #79
QUOTE(ddd35)
well she emailed me and asked if I would help them pay for her  boob job , i thought that was brave  , I havent answered back yet    but I will   ...  :cheers:


with a "fuck no" I hope....

Bitch is fleecing your arse
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▫ Oct 13 2006, 13:10 Post #80
QUOTE(ddd35)
well she emailed me and asked if I would help them pay for her  boob job , i thought that was brave  , I havent answered back yet    but I will   ...  :cheers:

Tell her no, but you'll test it for free. She's fucked up, dude. She's probably in on it with her husband. They are probably conspiring to get you to pay for it. it's all a setup and you're going to be the biggest loser of the whole group. the other guy will get a wife with bigger boobs... and you'll be paying for it. Then he'll let you fuck his wife, but he'll wanna be fucking around with yours. I say fuck that shit. Tell her to set up a bikini car wash in her driveway and earn the money herself. either that or insist on daily blowjobs for a dollar a session. or she has to let you tape a lesbian fuck fest among her and your wife and your baby-sitter.

that's my opinion. I could be wrong.
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