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Member No.: 1198 View profile Log in to message
Double D's
Member No.: 1198 Posts: 4,656 Joined: 03/2005
▫ Jun 16 2006, 19:05 Post #81
QUOTE(boanna)
dont need diamonds.  i keep him around cause he lets me suck his dick!

You can have my cock anytime you want him Bo sugar.....although you already knew that.... :kisses:
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Member No.: 14038 Posts: 1,236 Joined: 03/2006
▫ Jun 16 2006, 19:09 Post #82
QUOTE(Isaac_Putin)
Diane, quite frankly, what's WRONG with hairy, sweaty balls???  Balls are supposed to be hairy and sweaty.  And women are supposed to love them.  :roflmao:

And all genitals are either where the pee comes out of -- or close to it.  A woman's urethra is like millimeters from the opening of the vagina.  Nobody would have oral sex by your lofty standards!   :roflmao:

And what direction are you approaching the "love rocket" from that it's so close to where the "#2" comes out???   :ph34r:

And what's wrong with pre-cum???  It's not like it's sulfuric acid or something.

If you were the author, I think "The Joy of Sex" would be like five pages long!!!

But I still love you.... :nahnah:


:o

oh my.

diane, get him to trim the bait and tackle a bit. then you'll like it. better yet, trim it for him, naked, both of u...u get to watch the cake rise while doin it! balls are soft little fellas, and its probably the only parts on a man that when we suck, they sometimes have to say...not too hard.....when do we get to ever hear that~!
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▫ Jun 16 2006, 21:06 Post #83
QUOTE(paybarraman)
You can have my cock anytime you want him Bo sugar.....although you already knew that....  :kisses:

so how cum all the men who want their dicks sucked end up with women who dont wanna suck dick?

and all the women who love to suck dick end up with a man who....

where was i going with this?

bottom line.....more men want their dick sucked than women out here who like to suck dick.

thus, the need for sites like this.
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▫ Jun 16 2006, 21:17 Post #84
QUOTE(boanna)
so how cum all the men who want their dicks sucked end up with women who dont wanna suck dick?

and all the women who love to suck dick end up with a man who....

where was i going with this?

bottom line.....more men want their dick sucked than women out here who like to suck dick.

thus, the need for sites like this.

I'll second that.....my wife can suck a mean dick...sadly she stopped doing it the minute the wedding ring went on the finger...How does that work :bang:
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▫ Jun 16 2006, 21:20 Post #85
QUOTE(stevieboy)
I'll second that.....my wife can suck a mean dick...sadly she stopped doing it the minute the wedding ring went on the finger...How does that work :bang:

maybe u were only mean before u got married? u said she sucks a mean dick!

:blink:
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▫ Jun 16 2006, 21:25 Post #86
QUOTE(boanna)
maybe u were only mean before u got married?  u said she sucks a mean dick!

:blink:

Jeeze Bo...how do I respond to that other than to say...if I thought it would help....I'd turn into the nastiest SOB she ever saw.

Nope...its a lost cause....When I said I DO...she said I Don't anymore!
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▫ Jun 16 2006, 21:35 Post #87
QUOTE(stevieboy)
Jeeze Bo...how do I respond to that other than to say...if I thought it would help....I'd turn into the nastiest SOB she ever saw.

Nope...its a lost cause....When I said I DO...she said I Don't anymore!


mean doesnt always mean mean...get it?

mean can also mean nasty, hot....

can we cry on eachothers shoulders ? when i met mr boanna, he said "u mean we can have sex 365 days a year?" i said "we better"... now here i am getting most of my sex alone.

moral of the story....meet me in my thread and lets fuck. oh yea, and you will get your cock sucked....kind of. but when we are done, u will know that i sure wanted to!! :)
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Melon Master
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▫ Jun 16 2006, 22:41 Post #88
QUOTE(boanna)
so how cum all the men who want their dicks sucked end up with women who dont wanna suck dick?

and all the women who love to suck dick end up with a man who....

where was i going with this?

bottom line.....more men want their dick sucked than women out here who like to suck dick.

thus, the need for sites like this.


truer words have seldom been spoken errr typed
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Double D's
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▫ Jun 20 2006, 16:22 Post #89
**sighs**

Oh yeah........

:bang: :bang: :bang:
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▫ Jun 22 2006, 08:37 Post #90
does size matter........ well i heard more than a mouthful is a waste..... yeah right.... :suckadick:
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▫ Jun 22 2006, 11:20 Post #91
Do you manage to get that in your pussy? This I gotta see.
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▫ Jun 22 2006, 11:29 Post #92
QUOTE(lonely1275)
Do you manage to get that in your pussy? This I gotta see.


:ph34r:
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▫ Jun 22 2006, 13:34 Post #93
QUOTE(juicyboobs)
does size matter........ well i heard more than a mouthful is a waste..... yeah right.... :suckadick:

:o Sweetjesus..........I'd hate to have to follow that thing :unsure:
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▫ Jun 22 2006, 13:34 Post #94
QUOTE(lonely1275)
Do you manage to get that in your pussy? This I gotta see.

i agree with you on that one lonely.......pics please :drama:
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Melon Master
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▫ Jun 22 2006, 13:43 Post #95
QUOTE(juicyboobs)
does size matter........ well i heard more than a mouthful is a waste..... yeah right.... :suckadick:

WOW lets see that thing in use !!!!!
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▫ Jun 22 2006, 13:44 Post #96
QUOTE(Assfucker)
:o Sweetjesus..........I'd hate to have to follow that thing :unsure:


not scared are you...... :unsure2:
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▫ Jun 22 2006, 13:46 Post #97
QUOTE(juicyboobs)
not scared are you......  :unsure2:

yes :(

:ph34r:
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▫ Jun 22 2006, 13:51 Post #98
QUOTE(Assfucker)
yes :(
:ph34r:


then the pics would scare the life outta you....... :roflmao:
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▫ Jun 22 2006, 13:58 Post #99
QUOTE(juicyboobs)
then the pics would scare the life outta you.......  :roflmao:

:lol: :lol:

mebbe not :ph34r:
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▫ Jun 22 2006, 14:24 Post #100
QUOTE(ddd35)
WOW   lets see that thing in use !!!!!


will get my arse slapped by freak or comedy... if i posted them out here..... mmmm now thats and incentive... :action-smiley-073:
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