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Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Apr 27 2006, 16:11 Post #61

QUOTE(diane26)

I tried that I ended up peeing all overmyself :huh:

:huh:

:bonerfied:

j/k

more like :whatever:

:whatever:

QUOTE(diane26)

As long as none of the sick shit is going into my mouth or in me I will be ok. I was never a mom that got vomited on or spitup on and stuff like that, I never shared drinks and forks and food with my kids just how I am. LOL

Being a mum, how in the hell did you avoid being vomited on or spit up on. I'm a dad with one kid who isn't even two yet, and I've been thrown up on numerous times.

Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Apr 27 2006, 16:15 Post #62

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

How on earth did I miss that one??? That show was hilarious. Never saw that sketch though.

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

You are one funny -- and resourceful -- fucker!!!

at least someone enjoyed the fruits of my useless talents (finding funny shit online! to hopefully avoid the obvious burn potential)

E Cup+

Member No.: 11695 Posts: 7,001 Joined: 11/2005

▫ Apr 27 2006, 16:20 Post #63

QUOTE(Gnappster)

at least someone enjoyed the fruits of my useless talents (finding funny shit online! to hopefully avoid the obvious burn potential)

Thanks for clarifying, I would have been hit in the crossfire of that burn.

Double D's

Member No.: 12556 Posts: 3,164 Joined: 01/2006

▫ Apr 27 2006, 16:55 Post #64

QUOTE(Gnappster)

:bonerfied:

j/k
more like :whatever:

:whatever:

Being a mum, how in the hell did you avoid being vomited on or spit up on. I'm a dad with one kid who isn't even two yet, and I've been thrown up on numerous times.

I dunno been lucky I guess been close but never happened, now with the second one when dad when to hold him in the hospital he shit the dark tar stuff and it came out of the blankie on got on him :nahnah:

:nahnah:

D Cup

Member No.: 14038 Posts: 1,236 Joined: 03/2006

▫ Apr 29 2006, 13:05 Post #65

QUOTE(UncleBuck)

So this is wrong??

:bang:

:bang:

:bang:

:unsure:

yea its wrong...her necklace should have more diamonds in it.

D Cup

Member No.: 14038 Posts: 1,236 Joined: 03/2006

▫ Apr 29 2006, 13:07 Post #66

QUOTE(Isaac_Putin)

You know when you kiss someone on the lips, it's only a few feet from the anus? :ph34r:

:ph34r:

Also, don't people still wash down there any more? If things are clean, I don't think you would even be aware that you were near that area.

i wash, perfume, inspect with a magnifying mirror, and had all kinds of nasty hair lazered off, in many places. i am so fucking clean you could use my hind-end crack for a giant ski run!!!

E Cup+

Member No.: 11695 Posts: 7,001 Joined: 11/2005

▫ Apr 29 2006, 13:11 Post #67

QUOTE(boanna)

yea its wrong...her necklace should have more diamonds in it.

D Cup

Member No.: 14012 Posts: 2,345 Joined: 03/2006

▫ Apr 29 2006, 13:33 Post #68

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

so diamonds are a girls best friend :blink:

:blink:

Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Apr 29 2006, 14:39 Post #69

QUOTE(boanna)

i wash, perfume, inspect with a magnifying mirror, and had all kinds of nasty hair lazered off, in many places. i am so fucking clean you could use my hind-end crack for a giant ski run!!!

:lunch:

Melon Master

Member No.: 14606 Posts: 28,387 Joined: 04/2006

▫ Apr 29 2006, 14:50 Post #70

QUOTE(boanna)

i wash, perfume, inspect with a magnifying mirror, and had all kinds of nasty hair lazered off, in many places. i am so fucking clean you could use my hind-end crack for a giant ski run!!!

So were do i sign up to go skiing ?

D Cup

Member No.: 13700 Posts: 1,472 Joined: 02/2006

▫ Apr 29 2006, 22:14 Post #71

QUOTE(boanna)

yea its wrong...her necklace should have more diamonds in it.

DITTO! LOL! ROTFLMFAO! My thought exactly!

B Cup

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▫ Apr 30 2006, 00:17 Post #72

QUOTE(boanna)

i wash, perfume, inspect with a magnifying mirror, and had all kinds of nasty hair lazered off, in many places. i am so fucking clean you could use my hind-end crack for a giant ski run!!!

Well then have I got a poll with your name on it :nahnah:

:nahnah:

D Cup

Member No.: 14069 Posts: 1,530 Joined: 03/2006

▫ May 1 2006, 04:42 Post #73

QUOTE(boanna)

yea its wrong...her necklace should have more diamonds in it.

Looks to me she almost "Wore a Pearl Necklace"

Yeah ... Diamonds would be soooo much better

Melon Master

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▫ May 4 2006, 16:36 Post #74

QUOTE(boanna)

i wash, perfume, inspect with a magnifying mirror, and had all kinds of nasty hair lazered off, in many places. i am so fucking clean you could use my hind-end crack for a giant ski run!!!

And are there pics in the members only area?

C Cup

Member No.: 9995 Posts: 821 Joined: 08/2005

▫ May 5 2006, 21:51 Post #75

QUOTE(boanna)

yea its wrong...her necklace should have more diamonds in it.

For most of us guys on here...find us a woman who will actually suck one off like this and we'd probably go buy her the diaminds just to keep her around.

Double D's

Member No.: 12556 Posts: 3,164 Joined: 01/2006

▫ May 5 2006, 23:05 Post #76

QUOTE(stevieboy)

For most of us guys on here...find us a woman who will actually suck one off like this and we'd probably go buy her the diaminds just to keep her around.

I get diamonds without having to get cum all over my face :nahnah:

:nahnah:

D Cup

Member No.: 11426 Posts: 1,198 Joined: 11/2005

▫ May 11 2006, 00:30 Post #77

QUOTE(jackyoulike)

When sucking dick is it 'the bigger the better'?

Doesn't make much of a difference to me. If the cock is thick, my jaw does get tired sooner.

Double D's

Member No.: 1198 Posts: 4,656 Joined: 03/2005

▫ May 11 2006, 10:50 Post #78

QUOTE(boanna)

i wash, perfume, inspect with a magnifying mirror, and had all kinds of nasty hair lazered off, in many places. i am so fucking clean you could use my hind-end crack for a giant ski run!!!

Oh my Bo.....I can think of many more delicious uses for your yummy hind-end baby.

:eatme:

:eatme:

D Cup

Member No.: 14038 Posts: 1,236 Joined: 03/2006

▫ Jun 16 2006, 19:03 Post #79

QUOTE(diane26)

Issac,

The points you made above are why if I were ever to go Bi I would not be very good at it for I would NEVER go down on a woman. GROSS!! If my husband never wanted to do it I would understand, BUT he happens to love it and he says I taste really sweet,well his precum does not if it did I would love giving Bj's. Allthough the anus is a few inches from the other place it is still to close for comfort for me but that is the least of it at least the balls put a divider up on a woman there is no divider and how a man can enjoy licking an asshole or around it is BEYOND me.

:blink:

well shit diane. i have been working on getting my videos ready for all the perverts here....and i noticed theres a shot of me getting my, well, u know, a little south of the hoohah, licked. but if u dont like that, maybe i should reconsider and not put the vids up? mind u, i am almost fully clothed while this momentous took place. does that help?

and yes, i do think this post is worth going back and digging up....

D Cup

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▫ Jun 16 2006, 19:04 Post #80

QUOTE(stevieboy)

For most of us guys on here...find us a woman who will actually suck one off like this and we'd probably go buy her the diaminds just to keep her around.

dont need diamonds. i keep him around cause he lets me suck his dick!

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