Does Size Matter For A Blowjob?

Melon Master

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▫ Apr 26 2006, 18:13 Post #41

QUOTE(diane26)

Ok issac here is thekicker I know I totally am gonna loose any appeal to men here but I am not a fan of tounge kissing either. I have to do some serious mental blocking and tuning out to let go and enjoy it.

next you're going to say, no sex with the lights on either

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B Cup

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▫ Apr 26 2006, 18:19 Post #42

QUOTE(diane26)

Ok issac here is thekicker I know I totally am gonna loose any appeal to men here but I am not a fan of tounge kissing either. I have to do some serious mental blocking and tuning out to let go and enjoy it.

You know, I think the real issue here might be that you are kind of a germ phobe.

Do you have to have food extra fresh? Won't eat re-heated stuff from the night before? I'm not trying to be funny, but it seems like the people who have problems with oral are either:

1) Always thinking of sexual politics -- certain positions or acts are either degrading or too submissive. I had a gf who would not give a bj if she were on her knees because it would be like she were "subservient" to me.

-- OR --

2) Are concerned about cleanliness, smell, texture, etc.

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D Cup

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▫ Apr 26 2006, 18:33 Post #43

QUOTE(Gnappster)

next you're going to say, no sex with the lights on either

Are you sure that's not just your girlfriends gnappy? Maybe they don;t have an issue with you seeing them in the light but an issue with seeing you in the light. :nahnah:

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Melon Master

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▫ Apr 26 2006, 18:38 Post #44

QUOTE(natalie)

Are you sure that's not just your girlfriends gnappy? Maybe they don;t have an issue with you seeing them in the light but an issue with seeing you in the light. :nahnah:

BAM!

and OUCH!

and YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT!

and THAT IS ALL!

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Double D's

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▫ Apr 26 2006, 22:54 Post #45

QUOTE(Gnappster)

next you're going to say, no sex with the lights on either

No No lights can be on you can pull out the sex swing and plastic bedding for all the squirting and all that, just the few quirks I mentioned are it:)

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Melon Master

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▫ Apr 26 2006, 22:57 Post #46

QUOTE(diane26)

No No lights can be on you can pull out the sex swing and plastic bedding for all the squirting and all that, just the few quirks I mentioned are it:)

are u cool with another female squirting on you?

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Double D's

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▫ Apr 26 2006, 22:58 Post #47

QUOTE(Isaac_Putin)

You know, I think the real issue here might be that you are kind of a germ phobe.

Do you have to have food extra fresh? Won't eat re-heated stuff from the night before? I'm not trying to be funny, but it seems like the people who have problems with oral are either:

1) Always thinking of sexual politics -- certain positions or acts are either degrading or too submissive. I had a gf who would not give a bj if she were on her knees because it would be like she were "subservient" to me.

-- OR --

2) Are concerned about cleanliness, smell, texture, etc.

I am number two, I am not a huge germaphobe like Monk or anything, some things you can't avoid and I accept that, but I try to control what I can and I really have to tune things out mentally to do oral sex and if I feel "gross" down there (woman will know what I mean) I won't let him go down.

I will only reheat 2 things to eat cause they taste better the day after, LOL but my meat is cooked all the way through prefer it on the dry side just to make sure and so on and so forth.

The Vagina is a has some pretty strong acid protection and I am don't so much associate "germs" with it, **beyond STD's and stuff** I have never had a yeast infection or UTI's or anything so not a big deal but for me my mouth and face is a lot more "sacred" and I want to protect more.

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Double D's

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▫ Apr 26 2006, 23:00 Post #48

QUOTE(Gnappster)

are u cool with another female squirting on you?

Ok and that but I am suprised you would ask since I am not ok with HIM squirting on me. :nahnah:

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Melon Master

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▫ Apr 26 2006, 23:02 Post #49

QUOTE(diane26)

I am number two, I am not a huge germaphobe like Monk or anything, some things you can't avoid and I accept that, but I try to control what I can and I really have to tune things out mentally to do oral sex and if I feel "gross" down there (woman will know what I mean) I won't let him go down.

I will only reheat 2 things to eat cause they taste better the day after, LOL but my meat is cooked all the way through prefer it on the dry side just to make sure and so on and so forth.

The Vagina is a has some pretty strong acid protection and I am don't so much associate "germs" with it, **beyond STD's and stuff** I have never had a yeast infection or UTI's or anything so not a big deal but for me my mouth and face is a lot more "sacred" and I want to protect more.

I really gotta question your career choice! Nurses gotta deal with the grossest of gross.

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Melon Master

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▫ Apr 26 2006, 23:03 Post #50

QUOTE(diane26)

Ok and that but I am suprised you would ask since I am not ok with HIM squirting on me. :nahnah:

couldn't hurt to ask :unsure:

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Double D's

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▫ Apr 26 2006, 23:04 Post #51

QUOTE(Gnappster)

I really gotta question your career choice! Nurses gotta deal with the grossest of gross.

I know I question it myself a lot too, :blink:

I somehow always manage to stay clean though. My friends all use to tease when we would go out 4 bying, with the jeeps in the mud I was always the ONLY one that walked out clean.

I also bring sterile wipes for toilet seats when camping. :ph34r:

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Melon Master

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▫ Apr 26 2006, 23:08 Post #52

QUOTE(diane26)

I know I question it myself a lot too, :blink:

I somehow always manage to stay clean though. My friends all use to tease when we would go out 4 bying, with the jeeps in the mud I was always the ONLY one that walked out clean.
I also bring sterile wipes for toilet seats when camping. :ph34r:

I just piss on the nearest tree

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Double D's

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▫ Apr 26 2006, 23:17 Post #53

QUOTE(Gnappster)

I just piss on the nearest tree

I tried that I ended up peeing all overmyself :huh:

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B Cup

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▫ Apr 27 2006, 00:08 Post #54

QUOTE(diane26)

I know I question it myself a lot too, :blink:

I somehow always manage to stay clean though. My friends all use to tease when we would go out 4 bying, with the jeeps in the mud I was always the ONLY one that walked out clean.
I also bring sterile wipes for toilet seats when camping. :ph34r:

After some time spent as a nurse, the topics here are going to seem like nothing. I have relatives who are nurses and you cannot avoid getting into some really horrible situations. A good example is performing digital extraction on a patient's impacted colon. If you haven't been made to perform that yet -- dont' worry, you will -- multiple times.

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Double D's

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▫ Apr 27 2006, 00:18 Post #55

QUOTE(Isaac_Putin)

After some time spent as a nurse, the topics here are going to seem like nothing. I have relatives who are nurses and you cannot avoid getting into some really horrible situations. A good example is performing digital extraction on a patient's impacted colon. If you haven't been made to perform that yet -- dont' worry, you will -- multiple times.

Actually Issac it all comes down do the field you are in whether you have to do that or not, but regardless for somereason it is different dealing with the sicko things with others as opposed to myself.

Doing what you said while gross, will stink and look gross but I will have gloves on and a uniform on and I will not be having the shit in my mouth.

As long as none of the sick shit is going into my mouth or in me I will be ok. I was never a mom that got vomited on or spitup on and stuff like that, I never shared drinks and forks and food with my kids just how I am. LOL

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B Cup

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▫ Apr 27 2006, 00:28 Post #56

QUOTE(diane26)

Actually Issac it all comes down do the field you are in whether you have to do that or not, but regardless for somereason it is different dealing with the sicko things with others as opposed to myself.
Doing what you said while gross, will stink and look gross but I will have gloves on and a uniform on and I will not be having the shit in my mouth.

As long as none of the sick shit is going into my mouth or in me I will be ok. I was never a mom that got vomited on or spitup on and stuff like that, I never shared drinks and forks and food with my kids just how I am. LOL

It does depend, to a certain extent, to the field you are in. But from what my relatives say, there are certain situations you won't be able to avoid because people/doctors/administrators are NOT going to say, "Oh, that's a radiological nurse, etc."

What specialty/field are you shooting for anyway? I can then tell you what body fluid you are going to be completely covered with by the end of your first year.

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Double D's

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▫ Apr 27 2006, 00:41 Post #57

QUOTE(Isaac_Putin)

It does depend, to a certain extent, to the field you are in. But from what my relatives say, there are certain situations you won't be able to avoid because people/doctors/administrators are NOT going to say, "Oh, that's a radiological nurse, etc."

What specialty/field are you shooting for anyway? I can then tell you what body fluid you are going to be completely covered with by the end of your first year.

LandD and I am vastly expieranced in all that fluid :nahnah:

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E Cup+

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▫ Apr 27 2006, 01:14 Post #58

QUOTE(Gnappster)

wow you make it sound so sexy haha.

Anyway your comments remind me of a Kids In the Hall sketch from way back. The husband is telling the wife that he wishes she would pay more attention to his nipples during sex. She tells him she can't brng herself to do it because "he pees with his nipples". He says, "I don't pee with my nipples, I pee with my penis!". Whereupon the wife begins gagging and dry heaving.

How on earth did I miss that one??? That show was hilarious. Never saw that sketch though.

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E Cup+

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▫ Apr 27 2006, 01:19 Post #59

QUOTE(Gnappster)

Scweaty Balls

You are one funny -- and resourceful -- fucker!!!