Does Size Matter For A Blowjob?

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▫ Apr 25 2006, 21:10 Post #21

QUOTE(diane26)

Ok that will work, that way I have time to size up what I will be working with :nahnah:

Ha ha. Don't worry. That probably won't take very long :ph34r:

although I had it measure once. Turns out, it's a mouthful.

(lots of burn potential on that one :drama:

)

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Melon Master

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▫ Apr 25 2006, 21:21 Post #22

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

Ha ha. Don't worry. That probably won't take very long :ph34r:

although I had it measure once. Turns out, it's a mouthful.

(lots of burn potential on that one :drama:

)

thenewguy must have a really tiny mouth

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▫ Apr 25 2006, 21:27 Post #23

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▫ Apr 25 2006, 21:31 Post #24

QUOTE(diane26)

Oh hush I do now and than and the shittiest thing of it all is apparently I do it super well, so some want it even more. UGH I need to stop trying to be the best at everything.
I am trying to do it at least once a month and that is HUGE for me.

Just wondering Diane...is there something in particualr about it that turns you off to blowjobs?

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▫ Apr 25 2006, 21:49 Post #25

QUOTE(Gnappster)

thenewguy must have a really tiny mouth

Perfect burn. ha, that Bobaloo guy sure had it comin'!!! Hey wait a minute. that's me.

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Double D's

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▫ Apr 25 2006, 22:58 Post #26

QUOTE(countryboy11)

Just wondering Diane...is there something in particualr about it that turns you off to blowjobs?

The taste of the precum, my husband seems to really enjoy it when I suck super hard like from mid dick up to the top as tight as I can and every single time I do that he precums a pit and I instantly want to vomit. Not to mention it just isnt nice looking either I mean hairy sweaty balls and I am supposed to suck on the part you piss out of :blink:

have my head down where you shit. Bleck anyway I can tune most of that out but the taste of the precum is what really makes me want to gag. Oh and damn it hurts the mouth after a few minutes.

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Melon Master

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▫ Apr 25 2006, 23:10 Post #27

QUOTE(diane26)

The taste of the precum, my husband seems to really enjoy it when I suck super hard like from mid dick up to the top as tight as I can and every single time I do that he precums a pit and I instantly want to vomit. Not to mention it just isnt nice looking either I mean hairy sweaty balls and I am supposed to suck on the part you piss out of :blink:

have my head down where you shit. Bleck anyway I can tune most of that out but the taste of the precum is what really makes me want to gag. Oh and damn it hurts the mouth after a few minutes.

wow you make it sound so sexy haha.

Anyway your comments remind me of a Kids In the Hall sketch from way back. The husband is telling the wife that he wishes she would pay more attention to his nipples during sex. She tells him she can't brng herself to do it because "he pees with his nipples". He says, "I don't pee with my nipples, I pee with my penis!". Whereupon the wife begins gagging and dry heaving.

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Double D's

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▫ Apr 25 2006, 23:20 Post #28

QUOTE(Gnappster)

wow you make it sound so sexy haha.

Anyway your comments remind me of a Kids In the Hall sketch from way back. The husband is telling the wife that he wishes she would pay more attention to his nipples during sex. She tells him she can't brng herself to do it because "he pees with his nipples". He says, "I don't pee with my nipples, I pee with my penis!". Whereupon the wife begins gagging and dry heaving.

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▫ Apr 26 2006, 02:31 Post #29

QUOTE(diane26)

The taste of the precum, my husband seems to really enjoy it when I suck super hard like from mid dick up to the top as tight as I can and every single time I do that he precums a pit and I instantly want to vomit. Not to mention it just isnt nice looking either I mean hairy sweaty balls and I am supposed to suck on the part you piss out of :blink:

have my head down where you shit. Bleck anyway I can tune most of that out but the taste of the precum is what really makes me want to gag. Oh and damn it hurts the mouth after a few minutes.

Diane, quite frankly, what's WRONG with hairy, sweaty balls??? Balls are supposed to be hairy and sweaty. And women are supposed to love them.

And all genitals are either where the pee comes out of -- or close to it. A woman's urethra is like millimeters from the opening of the vagina. Nobody would have oral sex by your lofty standards!

And what direction are you approaching the "love rocket" from that it's so close to where the "#2" comes out??? :ph34r:

And what's wrong with pre-cum??? It's not like it's sulfuric acid or something.

If you were the author, I think "The Joy of Sex" would be like five pages long!!!

But I still love you.... :nahnah:

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Double D's

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▫ Apr 26 2006, 04:29 Post #30

Issac,

The points you made above are why if I were ever to go Bi I would not be very good at it for I would NEVER go down on a woman. GROSS!! If my husband never wanted to do it I would understand, BUT he happens to love it and he says I taste really sweet,well his precum does not if it did I would love giving Bj's. Allthough the anus is a few inches from the other place it is still to close for comfort for me but that is the least of it at least the balls put a divider up on a woman there is no divider and how a man can enjoy licking an asshole or around it is BEYOND me.

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▫ Apr 26 2006, 13:51 Post #31

QUOTE(diane26)

Issac,

The points you made above are why if I were ever to go Bi I would not be very good at it for I would NEVER go down on a woman. GROSS!!

"would not be very good at it" is an UNDERSTATEMENT. You would be a terrible bi. Since neither women has a penis, the only thing left is basically oral sex. What would you guys do, stare meaningfully into each other's faces until you both had shuddering O's? That could take a while......

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▫ Apr 26 2006, 13:54 Post #32

QUOTE(diane26)

Issac,

Allthough the anus is a few inches from the other place it is still to close for comfort for me but that is the least of it at least the balls put a divider up on a woman there is no divider and how a man can enjoy licking an asshole or around it is BEYOND me.

You know when you kiss someone on the lips, it's only a few feet from the anus? :ph34r:

Also, don't people still wash down there any more? If things are clean, I don't think you would even be aware that you were near that area.

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B Cup

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▫ Apr 26 2006, 16:41 Post #33

QUOTE(diane26)

The taste of the precum, my husband seems to really enjoy it when I suck super hard like from mid dick up to the top as tight as I can and every single time I do that he precums a pit and I instantly want to vomit. Not to mention it just isnt nice looking either I mean hairy sweaty balls and I am supposed to suck on the part you piss out of :blink:

have my head down where you shit. Bleck anyway I can tune most of that out but the taste of the precum is what really makes me want to gag. Oh and damn it hurts the mouth after a few minutes.

You do realize he sticks that same thing he pees out of INSIDE you right? Mouth or vagina... it's still IN you.

I think it's a mental block. Perhaps you need cock therapy. :suckadick:

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Melon Master

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▫ Apr 26 2006, 16:41 Post #34

QUOTE(Isaac_Putin)

Diane, quite frankly, what's WRONG with hairy, sweaty balls??? Balls are supposed to be hairy and sweaty. And women are supposed to love them.

Scweaty Balls

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B Cup

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▫ Apr 26 2006, 16:52 Post #35

Still looking for the lady that can take it all in and lick the balls. When I find that I will get married.

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▫ Apr 26 2006, 17:03 Post #36

i dont think size matters if a girl knows what shes doing i know a girl who actually loved it when a cock would gag her

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Double D's

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▫ Apr 26 2006, 17:04 Post #37

QUOTE(Isaac_Putin)

"would not be very good at it" is an UNDERSTATEMENT. You would be a terrible bi. Since neither women has a penis, the only thing left is basically oral sex. What would you guys do, stare meaningfully into each other's faces until you both had shuddering O's? That could take a while......

Hey at least I am not one to put up fronts I know what I like and what I don't like and I stay true to myself. The only thing I could do for them is suck on some boobies so I take full responsibility that allthough i find femals highly attractive I would never make a good girfriend.

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▫ Apr 26 2006, 17:04 Post #38

QUOTE(ndboxer)

Still looking for the lady that can take it all in and lick the balls. When I find that I will get married.

Boy she would have to have one freakishly long tongue.

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Double D's

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▫ Apr 26 2006, 17:05 Post #39

QUOTE(Isaac_Putin)

You know when you kiss someone on the lips, it's only a few feet from the anus? :ph34r:

Also, don't people still wash down there any more? If things are clean, I don't think you would even be aware that you were near that area.

Ok issac here is thekicker I know I totally am gonna loose any appeal to men here but I am not a fan of tounge kissing either. I have to do some serious mental blocking and tuning out to let go and enjoy it.

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▫ Apr 26 2006, 17:08 Post #40

QUOTE(thenewguy)

You do realize he sticks that same thing he pees out of INSIDE you right? Mouth or vagina... it's still IN you.

I think it's a mental block. Perhaps you need cock therapy. :suckadick:

Newguy, I find BJ's a lot more of a personal act and intimate act than sex itself. I dunno why but for me having that in my mouth is a lot more personal. To each is own but I will never understand people that can just go have random oral sex with anyone. I am sure it is hypocritical to say that but just how I am if I were to be raped I would rather it be intercourse only than him forcing me to suck him that would be a lot harder for me to deal with. Rape is bad just the same I know I have been violated before but for me that is about as personal as it gets.

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