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▫ Feb 13 2006, 16:23 Post #41
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Also.... I think many guys say they wouldn't "do" Paris because it is the cool thing to say.

However, if Paris were to approach you in a club and hit on you... would you honestly say you'd turn her down????

Her appeal lies not only in her looks but the fact she is a bad bad girl... a rich bad bad girl!


bondi has donkey punched the correct!
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▫ Feb 15 2006, 08:12 Post #42
QUOTE(Gnappster)
bondi has donkey punched the correct!


I do believe I have!
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▫ Feb 15 2006, 15:39 Post #43
QUOTE(bondiguy)
I do believe I have!


:blink:

:lol:
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▫ Feb 16 2006, 04:54 Post #44
Thought you'd appreciate that one Gnappy!
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▫ Apr 25 2006, 17:06 Post #45
[maybe she should eat more
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▫ Apr 25 2006, 17:19 Post #46
QUOTE(lipsalve)
[maybe she should eat more


How insightful!
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▫ Apr 25 2006, 17:47 Post #47
QUOTE(lipsalve)
[maybe she should eat more

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▫ Apr 25 2006, 17:50 Post #48
Well, as long as we're digging up threads... if you read back we were talking about donkey punches...

you ever see teh instructional video about the donkey punch??? it's hilarious. Billy is trying to get his GF to sleep with him and he evenutally hits her with a brick. really funny video. and some great tips too.
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▫ Apr 25 2006, 17:56 Post #49
I'll have to look that one up. I'm always looking for ways to be more romantic!
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▫ Apr 25 2006, 18:00 Post #50
QUOTE(Gnappster)
I'll have to look that one up. I'm always looking for ways to be more romantic!

I have it on my old computer. I'll see if I can dig it up sometime. I found it on a P2P and searched for donkey punch. It was pretty much the only thing available. Funny as hell, though.
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▫ Apr 25 2006, 19:05 Post #51
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▫ Apr 25 2006, 19:07 Post #52

That's totally it. Well done!!! You've just earned yourself a :thumbup:
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▫ Apr 25 2006, 19:11 Post #53
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Also.... I think many guys say they wouldn't "do" Paris because it is the cool thing to say.

However, if Paris were to approach you in a club and hit on you... would you honestly say you'd turn her down????

Her appeal lies not only in her looks but the fact she is a bad bad girl... a rich bad bad girl!


I agree. I think she's pretty hot, but I appreciate all forms of women. To talk shit about her because she is skinny is the same as talking shit about a girl because she is a little heavy. Same prejudice.

So, yeah, id bang paris... but id definatley wrap it first, lol.
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▫ Apr 25 2006, 19:45 Post #54
QUOTE(thenewguy)
I agree. I think she's pretty hot, but I appreciate all forms of women. To talk shit about her because she is skinny is the same as talking shit about a girl because she is a little heavy. Same prejudice.

So, yeah, id bang paris... but id definatley wrap it first, lol.

I can honestly say if I were a dude I would not bang Paris Hilton, I don't see what is hot about her at all.

When they did the simple life I think Nicole Ritchie was hot, she is a bit thin now but still has a pretty face, but Paris, I don't even think she has a pretty face.

JUst my taste.
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▫ Apr 25 2006, 19:52 Post #55
QUOTE(diane26)
I can honestly say if I were a dude I would not bang Paris Hilton, I don't see what is hot about her at all.

When they did the simple life I think Nicole Ritchie was hot, she is a bit thin now but still has a pretty face, but Paris, I don't even think she has a pretty face.

JUst my taste.


If I were a chick, I would not bang any guys. In fact i think I'd be a lesbian.
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▫ Apr 25 2006, 19:53 Post #56
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I can honestly say if I were a dude I would not bang Paris Hilton, I don't see what is hot about her at all.

When they did the simple life I think Nicole Ritchie was hot, she is a bit thin now but still has a pretty face, but Paris, I don't even think she has a pretty face.

JUst my taste.

I think people think she's hot because, well, she's such a slut. that and from the looks of that video she gives some monster fucking head. throw that in with the money, and you have a pretty hot broad.
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▫ Apr 25 2006, 19:59 Post #57
I could see money I mean shit woman fuck ugly dudes for money, but if we are talking ONLY LOOKS, She is off the list.
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▫ Apr 25 2006, 20:03 Post #58
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I could see money I mean shit woman fuck ugly dudes for money, but if we are talking ONLY LOOKS, She is off the list.

yeah, i see what you're saying. But if I'm standing there and I look down and all I see is the top of some skinny rich broad's head as the head of my cock is tickling her larynx and her lips are pressed up against my pelvis, I'm gonna say that at that moment, at that angle, she's pretty hot.

And hell, if I'm really lucky, maybe she'll leave a few hundred bucks on the table on her way out. :unsure:

But hey, that's just my opinion, I could be wrong.
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▫ Apr 26 2006, 02:25 Post #59
QUOTE(Gnappster)
I always thought the same thing:

http://parisfacial.ytmnd.com/

:lol:

I'm sorry, but I've never been able to appreciate what anyone sees in her. She's way to skinny, got NO boobs, no ass, and does NOT have a natually pretty face either. She has been coached well on how to model and mug a camera, but I don't see how anyone can see her as a sex object. She just doesn't have the equipment for it. (The same goes for her sister too!)

*KISS*
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▫ Apr 26 2006, 03:26 Post #60
QUOTE(Lynette)
I'm sorry, but I've never been able to appreciate what anyone sees in her. She's way to skinny, got NO boobs, no ass, and does NOT have a natually pretty face either. She has been coached well on how to model and mug a camera, but I don't see how anyone can see her as a sex object. She just doesn't have the equipment for it. (The same goes for her sister too!)

                                                    *KISS*

what she said ...I think she is a trampy whore and if she didnt have a rich family she would be nothing

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