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Melon Master
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▫ Feb 9 2006, 20:27 Post #1
I always thought the same thing:

http://parisfacial.ytmnd.com/

:lol:
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Melon Master
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▫ Feb 9 2006, 20:37 Post #2
QUOTE(Gnappster)
I always thought the same thing:

http://parisfacial.ytmnd.com/

:lol:


That's funny... Her whole existence is so unreal. :roflmao:
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Double D's
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▫ Feb 9 2006, 23:17 Post #3
I've seen at least one deviation, when her boyfriend was coating her tonsils with his cum on her infamous video. Although if you photoshopped out his dick, it was still pretty close to that same look.
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A Cup
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▫ Feb 10 2006, 01:43 Post #4
QUOTE(Gnappster)
I always thought the same thing:

http://parisfacial.ytmnd.com/

:lol:

That kicks ass!

I totally lovew her, I read her book and well. if you have a BILLION dollars, have the right family you too can be an heiress!!

IT'S CALLED REALITYSWEETHEART!

I still think she is the sexiest woman alive though
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C Cup
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▫ Feb 10 2006, 01:57 Post #5
QUOTE(Canadian_Hottie)
That kicks ass!

I totally lovew her, I read her book and well. if you have a BILLION dollars, have the right family you too can be an heiress!!

IT'S CALLED REALITYSWEETHEART!

I still think she is the sexiest woman alive though


I have to disagree with ya on that one, I for one think she's average looking at best, and she's dumber than dog shit...so that doesn't help her much either.
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A Cup
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▫ Feb 10 2006, 02:00 Post #6
QUOTE(girlie_girl)
I have to disagree with ya on that one, I for one think she's average looking at best, and she's dumber than dog shit...so that doesn't help her much either.

Nice!

She isn't that bright, publicized very well though.

Wouldn't mind if I could shoot a movie with her!
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Melon Master
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▫ Feb 10 2006, 11:32 Post #7
Gnappy... I'd say get a job and a girl because u have 2 much time on your hands.... but you have both! :blink:

Look Paris isn't the hottest girl in town, although she is hella sexy. I would like to hear a guy who could realistically say he wouldn't fuck the living hell out of her if he had the chance.... I sure as hell would!

Also Closeup I may be wrong but in that video "One Night In Paris" I dont think her man actually cums in her mouth.... its more down her chest and there is one time he is going for gold and he cant even blow? He is fucking Paris Hilton for christ's sake! ummmm.... not that I have seen that filth :P
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Melon Master
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▫ Feb 10 2006, 17:26 Post #8
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Gnappy... I'd say get a job and a girl because u have 2 much time on your hands.... but you have both! :blink:


I do 98% of my board whoring at work . I waste A LOT of time online at work, but I still get my shit done so no one's the wiser :thumbup: .

And I gotta rewatch the paris hilton video, to jog my memory on the discrepancies listed above. :whatever:
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Melon Master
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▫ Feb 10 2006, 21:29 Post #9
QUOTE(Gnappster)
I do 98% of my board whoring at work  . I waste A LOT of time online at work, but I still get my shit done so no one's the wiser  :thumbup: .

And I gotta rewatch the paris hilton video, to jog my memory on the discrepancies listed above.  :whatever:


please do and refer back to me ASAP! Make that your top priority!

"Gnappy whats happeneing? I'm going to have to go ahead and ask you to come in on Saturday... and Sunday, to finish off those TPS reports"
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Melon Master
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▫ Feb 10 2006, 21:40 Post #10
yeeaaaah, mmmkay?
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Melon Master
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▫ Feb 10 2006, 21:41 Post #11
"have you seen my stapler?"
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Melon Master
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▫ Feb 10 2006, 21:47 Post #12
QUOTE(bondiguy)
"have you seen my stapler?"


Milt, we're gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into storage B. We have some new people coming in, and we need all the space we can get. So if you could go ahead and pack up your stuff and move it down there, that would be terrific, OK?
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Melon Master
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▫ Feb 10 2006, 21:50 Post #13
I will burn this building down
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Melon Master
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▫ Feb 10 2006, 21:54 Post #14
Oh, and next Friday... is Hawaiian shirt day... so, you know, if you want to you can go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.
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Melon Master
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▫ Feb 10 2006, 22:01 Post #15
I had to google this one...

"I'm thinking about taking that new chick from Logistics. If things go right I might be showing her my O-face. You know: Oh. Oh"
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▫ Feb 10 2006, 22:09 Post #16
QUOTE(bondiguy)
I had to google this one...

"I'm thinking about taking that new chick from Logistics. If things go right I might be showing her my O-face. You know: Oh. Oh"
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Melon Master
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▫ Feb 10 2006, 22:11 Post #17
someone uses that or used to use that as their av.... thats how i thought of it! haha
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Double D's
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▫ Feb 10 2006, 22:12 Post #18
QUOTE(bondiguy)
I had to google this one...

"I'm thinking about taking that new chick from Logistics. If things go right I might be showing her my O-face. You know: Oh. Oh"

"Well, you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right button."
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Melon Master
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▫ Feb 10 2006, 22:15 Post #19
ummm..... I think we have gone from the big screen to the small screen with that quote!
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Melon Master
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▫ Feb 10 2006, 22:23 Post #20
QUOTE(bondiguy)
ummm..... I think we have gone from the big screen to the small screen with that quote!


but a good quote none the less
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