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▫ Dec 20 2006, 20:41 Post #161
QUOTE(LadyJ)
Yes, he really knew how to sweep me off my feet (actually, it did; I'm a sucker for a sarcastic sense of humour).

My beef curtains are decent, I think. I've never had any serious complaints!


PICS?! :o
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▫ Dec 20 2006, 20:48 Post #162
QUOTE(Gnappster)
PICS?!  :o


It's only a matter of time before I point the camera below the belt..all in due time, all in due time ;)
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▫ Dec 20 2006, 20:51 Post #163
QUOTE(LadyJ)
It's only a matter of time before I point the camera below the belt..all in due time, all in due time ;)


that's cool.

I'll be waiting with my pants around my ankles when you do! :cheers:
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▫ Dec 20 2006, 20:54 Post #164
QUOTE(Gnappster)
that's cool.

I'll be waiting with my pants around my ankles when you do!  :cheers:


Fab mental image, that ;)
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▫ Dec 20 2006, 20:56 Post #165
QUOTE(LadyJ)
Fab mental image, that ;)


you're not the first girl I've disgusted with my pants down and you surely won't be the last. :silvio:
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▫ Dec 20 2006, 20:59 Post #166
QUOTE(Gnappster)
you're not the first girl I've disgusted with my pants down and you surely won't be the last.  :silvio:


Did I say I was disgusted? The pants-down-flasher look is HAWT! Hahaha.
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▫ Dec 20 2006, 21:15 Post #167
QUOTE(LadyJ)
Did I say I was disgusted? The pants-down-flasher look is HAWT! Hahaha.


Then call me Brad Pitt!
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▫ Dec 20 2006, 21:22 Post #168
QUOTE(Gnappster)
Then call me Brad Pitt!


Brad Pitt has nuthin on you! (Except maybe Angelina...)
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▫ Dec 20 2006, 21:24 Post #169
QUOTE(LadyJ)
Brad Pitt has nuthin on you! (Except maybe Angelina...)


I wish he had Angelina on me. :bonerfied:
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▫ Dec 20 2006, 21:33 Post #170
QUOTE(Gnappster)
I wish he had Angelina on me.  :bonerfied:


My sister met Angelina once (she came into the restaurant my sis manages)...my sis says she is even more gorgerous in person.

I wonder if Brad and Angie sit there in bed together, thinking "God, we're the two most beautiful people in the face of the earth! Millions would kill to witness us have sex! Let's fuck and make the most beautiful babies imaginable!"

I wonder if they think that? ;)
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▫ Dec 20 2006, 21:53 Post #171
QUOTE(LadyJ)
My sister met Angelina once (she came into the restaurant my sis manages)...my sis says she is even more gorgerous in person.

I wonder if Brad and Angie sit there in bed together, thinking "God, we're the two most beautiful people in the face of the earth! Millions would kill to witness us have sex! Let's fuck and make the most beautiful babies imaginable!"

I wonder if they think that? ;)


It's probably more like:
Angelina(thinking): I hope the garlic in the caesar salad doesn't knock him out.

Brad(thinking): I hope I last longer than a minute this time.
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▫ Dec 20 2006, 22:01 Post #172
QUOTE(Gnappster)
It's probably more like:
Angelina(thinking): I hope the garlic in the caesar salad doesn't knock him out.

Brad(thinking): I hope I last longer than a minute this time.


Hah! Don't hate them because they're beautiful...

FYI: I now have to go hunt down some ceasar salad to eat. Yum.
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▫ Dec 21 2006, 05:15 Post #173
QUOTE(Gnappster)
And you can count on me waiting for you in the parking lot!  :P


:ph34r:

Oh, I can barely see that nail in your forehead either :P
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▫ Dec 21 2006, 16:56 Post #174
QUOTE(bondiguy)
:ph34r:

Oh, I can barely see that nail in your forehead either :P


It comes out next week.
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▫ Dec 22 2006, 02:30 Post #175
QUOTE(Gnappster)
It comes out next week.


:thumbup: What a golden moment in Hollywood cinema history :P
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▫ Dec 29 2006, 02:29 Post #176
Hey guys,

So I jump offline yesterday and head down to the beach for a leisurely paddle and fuck me, i thought I was dreaming. There is Paris Hilton in short shorts and a bikini top wandering the beach promenade. Then, just for attention she gets under one of those public showers and there is a mass crowd gathering. Let me tell you, the girl is fucking hot! You know sometimes celebrities don't look so great in person, well she does. I know she is slutty, a tramp etc but I'd hit it in a split second.

Only problem for the afternoon was I had no camera!!! I don't usually take my phone or camera to the beach when i go for a surf.... sucks to be me! :bang:

check out the LINK!
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▫ Dec 29 2006, 02:47 Post #177






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▫ Dec 29 2006, 13:46 Post #178
QUOTE(bondiguy)








way to surf the news there Bro .... I think her friend in orange is way hotter , paris looks anerexic ... :2thumbsup:
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▫ Dec 29 2006, 15:33 Post #179
QUOTE(bondiguy)
check out the LINK!


I was about to say, " Yah, yah, yah, Take it to sex stories." But then Bondi posts a link! Damn... :lol:

QUOTE(bondiguy)




You can have Paris, Bondi...I'll take the babe in the orange top! :niceones: :niceones:
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▫ Dec 29 2006, 15:36 Post #180
QUOTE(evade20)
I was about to say, " Yah, yah, yah, Take it to sex stories."  But then Bondi posts a link! Damn... :lol:
You can have Paris, Bondi...I'll take the babe in the orange top!  :niceones:   :niceones:


aint that the truth....good eye B)
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