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▫ Dec 20 2006, 04:29 Post #141
QUOTE(LadyJ)
Bondiguy: Ooooh..Paris would KILL me if I posted a link to their super-secret site...and an angry Paris is an ugly thing  ;)


Well you can always remain anonymous! :P
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▫ Dec 20 2006, 04:43 Post #142
Dang..for some reason I can't get the "quote" feature to work..

Anyway: Anonymity or not, I'll never tell :nahnah: Celebrity vaginas are so yesterday anyway, hah.
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▫ Dec 20 2006, 04:49 Post #143
QUOTE(LadyJ)
Dang..for some reason I can't get the "quote" feature to work..

Anyway: Anonymity or not, I'll never tell  :nahnah: Celebrity vaginas are so yesterday anyway, hah.


This place is screwing up today anyway........

and sooo yesterday? I'll be the judge of that! :P
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▫ Dec 20 2006, 05:00 Post #144
QUOTE(bondiguy)
This place is screwing up today anyway........
and sooo yesterday? I'll be the judge of that! :P


Hah! I figured it out! :)

Re: Celeb vaginas being yesterday...trust me, I'm hip, cool and happenin'..I know these things ;)

I must say I am disappointed in Lindsay's beaver, though - as a natural redhead, I expected more.
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▫ Dec 20 2006, 05:09 Post #145
QUOTE(LadyJ)
Hah! I figured it out!  :)

Re: Celeb vaginas being yesterday...trust me, I'm hip, cool and happenin'..I know these things  ;)  

I must say I am disappointed in Lindsay's beaver, though - as a natural redhead, I expected more.


Well i am not fussy who's body they are a part of, as long as it is a good looking vagina!

I was disappointed also.... She showed so much promise in Mean girls....

On Lindsay news, I hear she is shooting a film where she will be palying a stripper.... :drama:
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▫ Dec 20 2006, 05:14 Post #146
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Well i am not fussy who's body they are a part of, as long as it is a good looking vagina!

I was disappointed also.... She showed so much promise in Mean girls....

On Lindsay news, I hear she is shooting a film where she will be palying a stripper.... :drama:


A stripper eh? No one could be better than Demi Moore in Striptease!
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▫ Dec 20 2006, 05:19 Post #147
QUOTE(LadyJ)
A stripper eh? No one could be better than Demi Moore in Striptease!


Oh yeah.... what a great movie!!!
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▫ Dec 20 2006, 05:22 Post #148
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Oh yeah.... what a great movie!!!


It was on TV the other night! Demi...I've loved her since St Elmos Fire...back when she had real boobs, I might add. I think it's her voice - sexy!
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▫ Dec 20 2006, 05:24 Post #149
QUOTE(LadyJ)
It was on TV the other night! Demi...I've loved her since St Elmos Fire...back when she had real boobs, I might add. I think it's her voice - sexy!


I think it was her rocking body! :P
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▫ Dec 20 2006, 05:28 Post #150
QUOTE(bondiguy)
I think it was her rocking body! :P


Maybe that too! ;)

[must take my leave now...thanks for the chat!]
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▫ Dec 20 2006, 16:01 Post #151
QUOTE(bondiguy)
I see moving has helped your counting! :P

And you can count on me waiting for you in the parking lot! :P

QUOTE(LadyJ)
Dang..for some reason I can't get the "quote" feature to work..

Anyway: Anonymity or not, I'll never tell  :nahnah: Celebrity vaginas are so yesterday anyway, hah.


Well I'm a retro kinda guy.
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▫ Dec 20 2006, 18:16 Post #152
QUOTE(Gnappster)
Well I'm a retro kinda guy.


OK, OK...you guys wore me down with your persistence!

Go to www.celebritybeefcurtains.com

:haha:

(edited to fix spelling error)
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▫ Dec 20 2006, 18:47 Post #153
QUOTE(LadyJ)
OK, OK...you guys wore me down with your persistence!

Go to www.celebritybeefcurtains.com

:haha:

(edited to fix spelling error)


hrmmm...site must be down for maintenance :unsure:
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▫ Dec 20 2006, 19:19 Post #154
QUOTE(Gnappster)
hrmmm...site must be down for maintenance  :unsure:


Yes...that, or I made it up.... ;)
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▫ Dec 20 2006, 19:23 Post #155
QUOTE(LadyJ)
Yes...that, or I made it up.... ;)


the only person who would do a thing like that would be a girl who would post a pic of her tits here. :P
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▫ Dec 20 2006, 19:57 Post #156
QUOTE(Gnappster)
the only person who would do a thing like that would be a girl who would post a pic of her tits here.  :P


Colour me guilty! ;)

Really, it was just an excuse to use the the term "beef curtains."
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▫ Dec 20 2006, 20:08 Post #157
QUOTE(LadyJ)
Colour me guilty! ;)

Really, it was just an excuse to use the the term "beef curtains."


I can't chide you for that. If you have the opportunity to use beef curtains or meat flaps you've got to take it! I was impressed :lol:
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▫ Dec 20 2006, 20:14 Post #158
QUOTE(Gnappster)
I can't chide you for that. If you have the opportunity to use beef curtains or meat flaps you've got to take it! I was impressed  :lol:


Meat flaps! Yesss, haha. I once got a note from a secret admirer that said, simply, "I love your meat flaps."

It was so romantic.
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▫ Dec 20 2006, 20:28 Post #159
QUOTE(LadyJ)
Meat flaps! Yesss, haha. I once got a note from a secret admirer that said, simply, "I love your meat flaps."

It was so romantic.


He really knew how to wow a girl.

So, are they pretty nice? :unsure:
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▫ Dec 20 2006, 20:32 Post #160
QUOTE(Gnappster)
He really knew how to wow a girl.
So, are they pretty nice?  :unsure:


Yes, he really knew how to sweep me off my feet (actually, it did; I'm a sucker for a sarcastic sense of humour).

My beef curtains are decent, I think. I've never had any serious complaints!
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