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Melon Master
Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005
▫ Feb 9 2007, 22:48 Post #241
QUOTE(Gnappster)
and she apparently has herpes.
maybe she can be in one of those Valtex commercials :lol:

and that pic was sick!


She does? :puke:

better wear 2 condoms :P

QUOTE(hott1976)
I love fight club...after the 3rd time i finally could get into it.


yeah it is a fucking ace movie. I have watched it countless times and I think I was picking up new pieces of information even after the 5th and 6th viewing. A truly incredible movie

I am jack's nipple
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Melon Master
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▫ Feb 12 2007, 21:39 Post #242
These two vids are for Bondi and anyone else that idolizes Paris Hilton. :P

Paris Hilton Nude

I think she an airhead myself.

Paris runs out of gas.

:roflmao:
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Melon Master
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▫ Feb 12 2007, 22:01 Post #243
QUOTE(evade20)
These two vids are for Bondi and anyone else that idolizes  Paris Hilton.  :P

Paris Hilton Nude

I think she an airhead myself.

Paris runs out of gas.

:roflmao:


I dunno if idolize is the correct word, but I'd bust a nut on her face. :P

That second video is classic! too funny :lol:
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▫ Feb 12 2007, 22:06 Post #244
saw this while I was there too,
I love these things!
not really paris hilton but I don't care:
Don't believe your eyes!
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▫ Feb 13 2007, 03:14 Post #245
QUOTE(Gnappster)
saw this while I was there too,
I love these things!
not really paris hilton but I don't care:
Don't believe your eyes!


I dont idolise her either, I just wanna fuck the life out of her!I have seen the pics of Madonna etc before but the speed in which that photoshopping was done was amazing! I don't even know how to do that shit!
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D Cup
Member No.: 11426 Posts: 1,198 Joined: 11/2005
▫ Feb 14 2007, 07:44 Post #246
QUOTE(evade20)
These two vids are for Bondi and anyone else that idolizes  Paris Hilton.  :P

Paris Hilton Nude

I think she an airhead myself.

Paris runs out of gas.

:roflmao:


Oh good Lord, I just wasted, what...4 minutes of my life watching Paris. I'll never be able to get those 4 minutes back. :lol:
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Melon Master
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▫ Feb 14 2007, 08:45 Post #247
QUOTE(ontippytoes)
Oh good Lord, I just wasted, what...4 minutes of my life watching Paris.  I'll never be able to get those 4 minutes back.   :lol:


Sorry, Tippy. :( :lol:
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▫ Feb 15 2007, 03:31 Post #248
QUOTE(ontippytoes)
Oh good Lord, I just wasted, what...4 minutes of my life watching Paris.  I'll never be able to get those 4 minutes back.   :lol:


One man's watse is another's treasure.... or something like that! :P

I am surprised you watched something EVADE posted??? :blink:
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▫ Feb 15 2007, 03:47 Post #249
QUOTE(bondiguy)
One man's watse is another's treasure.... or something like that! :P

I am surprised you watched something EVADE posted??? :blink:


He forced me to. Threatened to post more if I didn't watch that one. So, I took one for RMM.
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▫ Feb 15 2007, 03:48 Post #250
QUOTE(ontippytoes)
He forced me to.  Threatened to post more if I didn't watch that one.  So, I took one for RMM.


:lol: what a teamster!
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▫ Feb 15 2007, 05:03 Post #251
QUOTE(bondiguy)
:lol: what a teamster!


Yeah, it was ucking arduous, but for you guys, I'd do it again. :blink:
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▫ Feb 15 2007, 05:05 Post #252
QUOTE(ontippytoes)
Yeah, it was ucking arduous, but for you guys, I'd do it again.   :blink:


:lol: cross thread humour!!!! I fucking love it :thumbup:
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▫ Feb 15 2007, 05:10 Post #253
QUOTE(bondiguy)
:lol: cross thread humour!!!! I fucking love it :thumbup:


Congrats, your "f" key works again.
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▫ Feb 15 2007, 05:26 Post #254
QUOTE(ontippytoes)
Congrats, your "f" key works again.


yeah my jizz mopper Tibor cleaned my keyboard for me :thumbup:
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▫ Feb 15 2007, 05:29 Post #255
QUOTE(bondiguy)
yeah my jizz mopper Tibor cleaned my keyboard for me :thumbup:


Can I get his ( :unsure: ) services here? I have a few keys that are stuck.
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▫ Feb 15 2007, 05:33 Post #256
QUOTE(ontippytoes)
Can I get his ( :unsure: ) services here?  I have a few keys that are stuck.


Probably... he works all day for a penny a day
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▫ Feb 15 2007, 05:36 Post #257
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Probably... he works all day for a penny a day


Does he do windows too? And I don't mean Microsoft.
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▫ Feb 15 2007, 05:40 Post #258
QUOTE(ontippytoes)
Does he do windows too?  And I don't mean Microsoft.


Damn, there goes that joke...

oh and I don't know.... I made him up :thumbup:
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▫ Feb 15 2007, 05:48 Post #259
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Damn, there goes that joke...

oh and I don't know.... I made him up :thumbup:


No way!! You MADE him up??? :o
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▫ Feb 15 2007, 06:32 Post #260
QUOTE(ontippytoes)
No way!!  You MADE him up???   :o


shocking no?

Well what's more shocking is that it was a Simpsons reference :blink:
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