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Double D's
Member No.: 2479 Posts: 3,556 Joined: 03/2005
▫ Aug 1 2005, 12:27 Post #1
Hiya folks :)

Names Steve, Im 35 and finally back home in Florida !!! :)

Been a fan of RMM for a while.

I'm 6 foot 275lbs. Big hearted, big dreamed, short dicked :lol:

I have been enjoying the hell out of you girls and guys here on RMM ( especially the girls... god damn!!!)

I am a Gemini and I love making folks laugh. I will sacrafice my self respect to get a laugh or an LOL... its like a drug. I came back to Florida to break into the comedy/acting gig and see if I am worthy of the nickname.

I believe making a woman cum is one of the most important skills a guy should learn. Nothing as violent or as beautiful as watching a well crecendoed orgasm. ( brownie points sentence there :lol: )

I love all women and I am a huge fan of you girls on here. Love all of ya :kisses:

and I lust after all of ya too :bonerfied:

I hope I bring a smile to your faces and a moisture in your panties while you are on RMM. :)

Getting a haircut and shaving the goatee today so a new pic will be later :)
Attached: goatee.jpg
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Melon Master
Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005
▫ Aug 2 2005, 17:04 Post #2
I too am a fan of the ol self deprecating humour. If someone is gonna make fun of me, it might as well be me. Hell, Conan O'Brien has made a career out of it.

Are you trying standup, or improv or something I haven't even heard of before.
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E Cup+
Member No.: 8734 Posts: 5,530 Joined: 06/2005
▫ Aug 2 2005, 22:23 Post #3
QUOTE(COMEDYMAN)
Hiya folks :)

Names Steve, Im 35 and finally back home in Florida !!! :)

Been a fan of RMM for a while.

I'm 6 foot 275lbs. Big hearted, big dreamed, short dicked  :lol:

I have been enjoying the hell out of you girls and guys here on RMM ( especially  the girls... god damn!!!)

I am a Gemini and  I love making folks laugh.  I will sacrafice my self respect to get a laugh or an LOL... its like a drug. I came back to Florida to break into the comedy/acting gig and see if I am worthy of the nickname. 

I believe making a woman cum is one of the most important skills a guy should learn. Nothing as violent or as beautiful as watching a well crecendoed orgasm. ( brownie points sentence there  :lol: )

I love all women and I am a huge fan of you girls on here.  Love all of ya  :kisses:

and I lust after all of ya too  :bonerfied:
I hope I bring a smile to your faces and a moisture in your panties while you are on RMM. :)

Getting a haircut and shaving the goatee today so a new pic will be later :)


I think you look real cute with a goatee, hope you don't shave it all off!
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Double D's
Member No.: 6968 Posts: 2,768 Joined: 04/2005
▫ Aug 3 2005, 03:09 Post #4
yay for knocking yourself for a laugh..sometimes i think its my only form of humor...
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Member No.: 9218 Posts: 322 Joined: 07/2005
▫ Aug 3 2005, 03:11 Post #5
QUOTE(COMEDYMAN)
Hiya folks :)

Names Steve, Im 35 and finally back home in Florida !!! :)

Been a fan of RMM for a while.

I'm 6 foot 275lbs. Big hearted, big dreamed, short dicked  :lol:

I have been enjoying the hell out of you girls and guys here on RMM ( especially  the girls... god damn!!!)

I am a Gemini and  I love making folks laugh.  I will sacrafice my self respect to get a laugh or an LOL... its like a drug. I came back to Florida to break into the comedy/acting gig and see if I am worthy of the nickname. 

I believe making a woman cum is one of the most important skills a guy should learn. Nothing as violent or as beautiful as watching a well crecendoed orgasm. ( brownie points sentence there  :lol: )

I love all women and I am a huge fan of you girls on here.  Love all of ya  :kisses:

and I lust after all of ya too  :bonerfied:
I hope I bring a smile to your faces and a moisture in your panties while you are on RMM. :)

Getting a haircut and shaving the goatee today so a new pic will be later :)


Awww... i love a little facial hair... it tickles when your hanging out in the right places... ;)
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Double D's
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▫ Aug 3 2005, 23:10 Post #6
QUOTE(Jade)
Awww... i love a little facial hair... it tickles when your hanging out in the right places... ;)

would love to tickle your right places :eatme:
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Double D's
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▫ Aug 3 2005, 23:32 Post #7
your cute Cman :)
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Double D's
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▫ Aug 4 2005, 02:25 Post #8
QUOTE(juicy_DD)
your cute Cman  :)

Why thank ya :) :kisses:
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Melon Master
Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005
▫ Aug 4 2005, 06:39 Post #9
You'd go well in Aus Comedy. It is an Aussie past time to "take the piss" (make fun of) yourself and your mates. The more you can poke fun at yourself or your friends the more love you show for them and yourself.

I hope the comedy/acting thing goes well for you and you land some gigs!
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Double D's
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▫ Aug 4 2005, 08:17 Post #10
or you could be like peter griffin and put a beer in your pocket backwards and say the mic is funnier than the comedian :P
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▫ Aug 6 2005, 00:35 Post #11
QUOTE(Narazbad)
or you could be like peter griffin and put a beer in your pocket backwards and say the mic is funnier than the comedian :P

:lol: I love that one!!!
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Melon Master
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▫ Aug 6 2005, 02:04 Post #12
I have no idea who Peter Griffin is? :crazydude:
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Double D's
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▫ Aug 6 2005, 08:28 Post #13
dude you seriously need to get family guy. its one of the greatest shows of all invention.
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Double D's
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▫ Aug 6 2005, 16:17 Post #14
GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY!! :lol:
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Double D's
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▫ Aug 6 2005, 19:24 Post #15
see the one where hes on the bathroom ceiling watching lois pee?

"WILL YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM ALREADY!?"
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Double D's
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▫ Aug 6 2005, 20:42 Post #16
yeah :roflmao:
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▫ Aug 6 2005, 20:58 Post #17
:lol:
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▫ Aug 6 2005, 21:29 Post #18
"sssssssssht...AAAAAAHHHHHH...ssssssshht.....AAAAAAHHHHH....ssssssssshhhhttt......AAAAAAAAAHHHHH..."
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▫ Aug 7 2005, 04:22 Post #19
*sings* whoooo are you...who who..who who....whoooo are you..who who..who who...*i really wanna know* :P
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▫ Aug 7 2005, 04:23 Post #20
every time i see this thread title i think of that.......freaking subline....
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