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▫ Aug 7 2005, 19:11 Post #21
very sext Cman. :kisses:
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Melon Master
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▫ Aug 8 2005, 07:07 Post #22
Oh I have seen that show and I think it is hilarious but strangley enough it doesnt appear on Aus television :crazydude:
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▫ Aug 8 2005, 12:20 Post #23
Great Show :2thumbsup:
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▫ Aug 8 2005, 14:04 Post #24
You suck!!!

:P

:ph34r:
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▫ Aug 9 2005, 11:26 Post #25
To suck or not to suck .. that is the question...

whether tis nobler in the mouth to suffer
the nipples and lips of outrageous fortune
Or to take tongues against a sea of boobies,
And by opposing suck them? To lick: to nibble;
No more; and by a suck to say we end
The nipple-ache and the thousand natural sensations
That boob flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To lick, to suck;
To suck: perchance to fuck: ay, there's the rub;
For in that bed of sex what dreams may come
When we have jacked off on some sexy mortal coil,
Must give us pause: there's the respect
That makes calamity of sucking so long life;

:2thumbsup:
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▫ Aug 9 2005, 11:32 Post #26
QUOTE(COMEDYMAN)
To suck or not to suck .. that is the question...

whether tis nobler in the mouth to suffer
the nipples and lips of outrageous fortune
Or to take tongues against a sea of boobies,
And by opposing suck them? To lick: to nibble;
No more; and by a suck to say we end
The nipple-ache and the thousand natural sensations
That boob flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To lick, to suck;
To suck: perchance to fuck: ay, there's the rub;
For in that bed of sex what dreams may come
When we have jacked off on some sexy mortal coil,
Must give us pause: there's the respect
That makes calamity of sucking so long life;
:2thumbsup:

That's good......I had a flash back to giving that soliloqy and then laughed with your text.....I think Billy would approve.......
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▫ Aug 9 2005, 11:33 Post #27
QUOTE(paybarraman)
That's good......I had a flash back to giving that soliloqy and then laughed with your text.....I think Billy would approve.......

:2thumbsup: :cheers:
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▫ Aug 9 2005, 18:46 Post #28
FUUUUUCK yeah.... :P and when the hell are we going to get some girls 411s?
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▫ Aug 17 2005, 11:53 Post #29
Heya folks :)

Wanna apologize for my absence lately :) just been busy :) I keep my front page activities up just my forum fun has been lacking :)

Ill try to pop back in more regular when I get freed up :) :2thumbsup:
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▫ Aug 17 2005, 20:42 Post #30
gettin your "beer in pants" routine down out there comedy?
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▫ Aug 18 2005, 12:15 Post #31
QUOTE(Narazbad)
gettin your "beer in pants" routine down out there comedy?


Somethin like that :2thumbsup:
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▫ Aug 24 2005, 18:45 Post #32
Hey funny guy!

Long time to "see" ... lol
Hope all is well!!! I miss your quirky comments.

mwah! :P
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▫ Aug 26 2005, 13:10 Post #33
QUOTE(sussed2)
Hey funny guy!

Long time to "see"  ... lol
Hope all is well!!!  I miss your quirky comments.

mwah!  :P


Ahh the plight of the clown...... Your so funny.... you make me laugh.... love your quirky comments....

never any offers of PM playtime.... or I want your bod......or ravish me you funny fucker!!!!

Deep sigh......

So these two Pirates walk into a bar............... :lol:
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▫ Aug 26 2005, 13:43 Post #34
QUOTE(COMEDYMAN)
Ahh the plight of the clown......    Your so funny.... you make me laugh.... love your quirky comments....
never any offers of PM playtime.... or I want your bod......or ravish me you funny fucker!!!!

Deep sigh......

So these two Pirates walk into a bar............... :lol:


Ok. For you. "Ravish me you funny fucker!!!!!"
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▫ Aug 26 2005, 14:17 Post #35
QUOTE(Brandy)
Ok. For you.  "Ravish me you funny fucker!!!!!"


MMMMM good dayam!!!! :bonerfied: :bonerfied: In a heartbeat Brandy!!! Lord have mercy!!! :kisses:
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▫ Aug 26 2005, 15:14 Post #36
QUOTE(Brandy)
Ok. For you.  "Ravish me you funny fucker!!!!!"

very nice love them boobies :)
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▫ Aug 26 2005, 16:31 Post #37
Woah Brandy those are some huge knockers!!!!

You must be proud :kisses:
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▫ Aug 26 2005, 17:34 Post #38
QUOTE(sussed2)
Woah Brandy those are some huge knockers!!!!

You must be proud    :kisses:


Thanks Sussed. :shuwks: Just showing Comedyman some love. :kisses:
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▫ Aug 26 2005, 17:49 Post #39
So COMEDYMAN

Ya ever do stand-up down my way? (comedy that is! lol) :roflmao:
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▫ Aug 27 2005, 00:06 Post #40
It seems funny men get the ladies too hey Comedy?
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