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▫ Oct 10 2006, 15:24 Post #61
QUOTE(bondiguy)
:roflmao:

I may have to steal that bit :thumbup:

every once in a while I come up with a good one. well, actually, I didn't come up with it... but I'm proud to steal the credit... feel free to do the same. :thumbup:
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▫ Oct 10 2006, 16:39 Post #62
QUOTE(bondiguy)
You are bang on the money! SO many priceless memories!
The don't fucking show Curb Your Enthusiasm here and it fuckings annoys me, I may have to buy some DVDs of Ebay?

And I would appreciate that because as I am sure you are referring to the lack of shock FUCK now holds. CUNT is the new FUCK :thumbup:

you could always trade in you bumper sticker prize for a season or 2 of curb your enthusiasm or simpsons on dvd ;)
I'm always willing to share the wealth.

QUOTE(Bobaloo)
A tribe of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts...

hahaha that's awesome. I shall use it especially around women who don't like the c-word.

QUOTE(bondiguy)
:roflmao:

I may have to steal that bit :thumbup:

I will for sure steal that bit.
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▫ Oct 11 2006, 06:12 Post #63
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
every once in a while I come up with a good one.  well, actually, I didn't come up with it... but I'm proud to steal the credit... feel free to do the same. :thumbup:


Oh I had planned to

QUOTE(Gnappster)
you could always trade in you bumper sticker prize for a season or 2 of curb your enthusiasm or simpsons on dvd ;)


Whoa, what's the catch?
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▫ Oct 11 2006, 14:29 Post #64
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Oh I had planned to
Whoa, what's the catch?


No catch.
Just sign this form, and the dvd's will be yours. Mwahahahahaha...Ahem. Sorry, I was just um, eh, um, thinking of something funny bobaloo did today.
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▫ Oct 11 2006, 15:29 Post #65
QUOTE(Gnappster)
No catch.
Just sign this form, and the dvd's will be yours.  Mwahahahahaha...Ahem. Sorry, I was just um, eh, um, thinking of something funny bobaloo did today.

I didn't do anything funny :blink:
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▫ Oct 11 2006, 15:35 Post #66
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
I didn't do anything funny  :blink:


Shut-- Up!
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▫ Oct 12 2006, 07:57 Post #67
QUOTE(Gnappster)
No catch.
Just sign this form, and the dvd's will be yours.  Mwahahahahaha...Ahem. Sorry, I was just um, eh, um, thinking of something funny bobaloo did today.


nice.... mixing two references from two episodes.

Mine was otto, I think when the Simpsons offer for him to live in their basement and Homer says he can treat him like garbage
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▫ Oct 12 2006, 16:07 Post #68
QUOTE(bondiguy)
nice.... mixing two references from two episodes.

Mine was otto, I think when the Simpsons offer for him to live in their basement and Homer says he can treat him like garbage


ahh, another great episide!

Spinal Tap: Good night Springton, there will be no éncore.
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▫ Oct 12 2006, 16:32 Post #69
QUOTE(Gnappster)
ahh, another great episide!

Spinal Tap: Good night Springton, there will be no éncore.

There was a little Spanish flea...
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▫ Oct 12 2006, 16:50 Post #70
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
There was a little Spanish flea...


a record star he thought he'd be
he heard of singers like the beatles
the chipmunks he'd seen on tv!

I never new that song had lyrics until I heard Homer singing it.
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▫ Oct 12 2006, 17:50 Post #71
QUOTE(Gnappster)
a record star he thought he'd be
he heard of singers like the beatles
the chipmunks he'd seen on tv!

I never new that song had lyrics until I heard Homer singing it.

Same here. I think they even said that in the commentary.

I find myself whistling that tune and often picture homer sitting in the car singing that little ditty. Makes me laugh
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▫ Oct 12 2006, 18:13 Post #72
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Some simple tips on survivng RMM

1) Never show favouritism to any one female, just admire them all
2) NEVER EVER start a duplicate thread
3) Brush up on your Simpsons trivia, quotes etc
4) Always agree with everything I say

:thumbup:   :lol:


5) dont leave pics of your cock all over the place. this is a boobie site. leave your
cock in the correct thread.....or PM it to boanna.
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▫ Oct 12 2006, 18:17 Post #73
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Jesus where do you live? Afghanistan?
:2gunsfiring: Hell yeah

u gave afgan far to much credit! 3 stations? arent they still doing traveling puppet shows? they dont have cable....except for..well, we wont touch that subject right now.
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▫ Oct 12 2006, 18:18 Post #74
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
if there  ever was a candidate for the funny cuz it's true award, that was it. :rolfmao:

u two are mean fuckers! :spankin:
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▫ Oct 12 2006, 18:20 Post #75
QUOTE(boanna)
5) dont leave pics of your cock all over the place.  this is a boobie site. leave your
    cock in the correct thread.....or PM it to boanna.


correctest post ever
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▫ Oct 12 2006, 18:21 Post #76
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Thank you and goodnight!

(Remember when george starts telling jokes and when he gets a laugh he just walks out of the room? Leaving on a high. He did it in a meeting once at the Yankees... pricless)

yea but...he also followed an x-coworker out of state just to give him his "jerk" cut/joke and it failed!
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▫ Oct 12 2006, 18:23 Post #77
QUOTE(Gnappster)
That's why I love Curb Your Enthusiasm so much. It's like the guy George's character was based on(Larry David) pretty much how he is in real life, plus an R-rating. The one where he says cunt at the dinner party was clasic! bondi would appreciate it.

i have seen them all many times and i dont remember george saying that at a diner party. which one?
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▫ Oct 12 2006, 18:23 Post #78
QUOTE(boanna)
yea but...he also followed an x-coworker out of state just to give him his "jerk" cut/joke and it failed!


was that the jerkstore ep.? if so, :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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▫ Oct 12 2006, 18:25 Post #79
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
which is why "fucking cunt" is so appropriate.  the "cunt" gives a little boost to the worn out fuck, whereas the "fuck" kind of takes the edge off of the "cunt."  Quite the combination, I must say, you fucking cunt!

speaking of which...

What's the difference between a blonde track team and a tribe of pygmies?
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▫ Oct 12 2006, 18:28 Post #80
QUOTE(boanna)

shit, im so far behind here. i read shit, then post what comes to my head, then read down further and find that someone already thought of what i posted....long before i did.

the scary part is knowing there are so many others out there who think like i do!

:lol:
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