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Member No.: 11695 Posts: 7,001 Joined: 11/2005

▫ Oct 3 2006, 22:45 Post #41

QUOTE(HardDick69)

Sure dude, i have around here somewhere hrmm........*digs through his computer and finds the folder The Golden Shower Girls XXX*.....ok dude i can hook u up now!
I wonder how many ppl take this post seriously

dude, could you send me those pics???

funnily enough, that pic is posted in one of the threads around here. I wouldnt be surprised if gnappy or bondi or jork posted it in the past week or so.

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▫ Oct 3 2006, 22:48 Post #42

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

dude, could you send me those pics???

funnily enough, that pic is posted in one of the threads around here. I wouldnt be surprised if gnappy or bondi or jork posted it in the past week or so.

haha damn that sounds scary. I'd rather not see that.

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▫ Oct 4 2006, 02:08 Post #43

yes it does sound very scary

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▫ Oct 4 2006, 13:53 Post #44

QUOTE(HardDick69)

haha damn that sounds scary. I'd rather not see that.

QUOTE(AlphaOmega)

yes it does sound very scary

Sure is scary around here.

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▫ Oct 4 2006, 14:58 Post #45

redundancy is just keeping old things new

Melon Master

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▫ Oct 4 2006, 16:00 Post #46

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

dude, could you send me those pics???

funnily enough, that pic is posted in one of the threads around here. I wouldnt be surprised if gnappy or bondi or jork posted it in the past week or so.

it was more like 3 weeks ago

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▫ Oct 4 2006, 16:01 Post #47

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

Sure is scary around here.

that should have been hot mama's av

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▫ Oct 4 2006, 16:19 Post #48

QUOTE(Gnappster)

that should have been hot mama's av

if there ever was a candidate for the funny cuz it's true award, that was it. :rolfmao:

Melon Master

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▫ Oct 5 2006, 05:29 Post #49

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

of all the things to miss, you miss that. The last good thing Ted Danson was in is Mary Steenburgen, and even that's a stretch.

What you are comparing yourself to Ted Danson now?

QUOTE(HardDick69)

yeah i watch alot of Seinfeld reruns on TBS, thats' about all i watch on TV.

Then you'll appreciate the above reference

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▫ Oct 5 2006, 14:20 Post #50

QUOTE(bondiguy)

What you are comparing yourself to Ted Danson now?
Then you'll appreciate the above reference

Hilarious!!! and well played!!!

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▫ Oct 6 2006, 06:24 Post #51

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

Hilarious!!! and well played!!!

Thank you and goodnight!

(Remember when george starts telling jokes and when he gets a laugh he just walks out of the room? Leaving on a high. He did it in a meeting once at the Yankees... pricless)

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▫ Oct 6 2006, 14:53 Post #52

QUOTE(bondiguy)

Thank you and goodnight!

(Remember when george starts telling jokes and when he gets a laugh he just walks out of the room? Leaving on a high. He did it in a meeting once at the Yankees... pricless)

Oh, I remember. George was my favorite character on that show. I love all his goofy ideas... many of them were quite ingenious. While Kramer's goofiness made me laugh more on the spot, George's goofiness was more clever and prompted many hilarious conversations when discussing the show.

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▫ Oct 6 2006, 15:44 Post #53

QUOTE(bondiguy)

Some simple tips on survivng RMM

1) Never show favouritism to any one female, just admire them all
2) NEVER EVER start a duplicate thread
3) Brush up on your Simpsons trivia, quotes etc
4) Always agree with everything I say

1) Juicy's always been my favorite
2) I'm thinking of starting a thread called "Sex Stories" unless you do it first
3) Learn all you can about O.J. Simpson, he's a favorite topic
4) Except when he's wrong, which is most of the time.
5) He's absolutely right!

Melon Master

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▫ Oct 6 2006, 15:46 Post #54

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

Oh, I remember. George was my favorite character on that show. I love all his goofy ideas... many of them were quite ingenious. While Kramer's goofiness made me laugh more on the spot, George's goofiness was more clever and prompted many hilarious conversations when discussing the show.

That's why I love Curb Your Enthusiasm so much. It's like the guy George's character was based on(Larry David) pretty much how he is in real life, plus an R-rating. The one where he says cunt at the dinner party was clasic! bondi would appreciate it.

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▫ Oct 6 2006, 15:50 Post #55

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

of all the things to miss, you miss that. The last good thing Ted Danson was in is Mary Steenburgen, and even that's a stretch.

Good one, Bob, it actually made me laugh out loud. :2thumbsup:

:2thumbsup:

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▫ Oct 6 2006, 23:10 Post #56

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

Oh, I remember. George was my favorite character on that show. I love all his goofy ideas... many of them were quite ingenious. While Kramer's goofiness made me laugh more on the spot, George's goofiness was more clever and prompted many hilarious conversations when discussing the show.

You are bang on the money! SO many priceless memories!

QUOTE(Gnappster)

That's why I love Curb Your Enthusiasm so much. It's like the guy George's character was based on(Larry David) pretty much how he is in real life, plus an R-rating. The one where he says cunt at the dinner party was clasic! bondi would appreciate it.

The don't fucking show Curb Your Enthusiasm here and it fuckings annoys me, I may have to buy some DVDs of Ebay?

And I would appreciate that because as I am sure you are referring to the lack of shock FUCK now holds. CUNT is the new FUCK

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▫ Oct 7 2006, 14:46 Post #57

QUOTE(bondiguy)

You are bang on the money! SO many priceless memories!
The don't fucking show Curb Your Enthusiasm here and it fuckings annoys me, I may have to buy some DVDs of Ebay?

And I would appreciate that because as I am sure you are referring to the lack of shock FUCK now holds. CUNT is the new FUCK

which is why "fucking cunt" is so appropriate. the "cunt" gives a little boost to the worn out fuck, whereas the "fuck" kind of takes the edge off of the "cunt." Quite the combination, I must say, you fucking cunt!

speaking of which...

What's the difference between a blonde track team and a tribe of pygmies?

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▫ Oct 9 2006, 05:35 Post #58

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

which is why "fucking cunt" is so appropriate. the "cunt" gives a little boost to the worn out fuck, whereas the "fuck" kind of takes the edge off of the "cunt." Quite the combination, I must say, you fucking cunt!

speaking of which...

What's the difference between a blonde track team and a tribe of pygmies?

You are right, but I believe for maximum impact just use the word "cunt" on it's own... it still has the eye popping effect!

and what?

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▫ Oct 9 2006, 14:57 Post #59

QUOTE(bondiguy)

You are right, but I believe for maximum impact just use the word "cunt" on it's own... it still has the eye popping effect!

and what?

A tribe of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts...

Melon Master

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▫ Oct 10 2006, 05:06 Post #60

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

A tribe of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts...

I may have to steal that bit

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